Not only is strategic voting bad for your soul, it doesn’t really make a lot of sense politically. Why not just vote for whoever you want to see win?
Donald J. Trump’s Magic Bullet
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On July 13th an assassin attempted to kill former President Donald Trump at a campaign rally in Butler Pennsylvania. The bullet grazed his right ear but his bravado-filled response turned out to have greatly benefited his campaign for reelection.
Let’s not RESIGN
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Finally, President Joe Biden has agreed to drop out of the presidential campaign following his poor performance in the debate against Trump. As Kamala Harris gears up to run as his anointed successor, Republicans are calling for Biden to resign—a valid request considering that he is clearly unfit to govern—which would also strengthen Harris’ campaign.
Slow Reaction Time
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President Joe Biden’s disastrous performance in his presidential debate with Donald Trump finally has mainstream Democrats, including top party officials, admitting what has been painfully obvious since they shoved his candidacy down our throats four years ago: he is not up to the job.
Breaking News
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After 3-1/2 years, it increasingly appears that President Biden hasn’t always been fully in charge of either his mental faculties or his administration’s policies. Who made the big decisions? We may never know.
Take the Big Pill
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Almost like a miracle, the FDA has approved a promising Alzheimer’s drug just as President Biden is fighting off accusations that his debate performance is evidence that he is suffering from dementia. Hey! There’s a pill for that!
Love the Hate, Hate the Haters
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“Double haters”—voters who dislike both Biden and Trump—will decide the election.
Most Likely to Protect Democracy
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Between his terrifying debate performance and his refusal/inability to appear in public without reading from a Teleprompter, it’s pretty clear that Joe Biden hasn’t been the president of the United States for quite some time, assuming that he ever was. His big campaign argument was that he was defending democracy, but this lack of transparency is more indicative of a totalitarian state than a democracy. Who has been making the big decisions in the Biden Administration for the last few years? No one knows.
Dyin’ with Biden
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Major donors to the Democratic Party panicked after Joe Biden’s disastrous debate appearance against Trump. Now the DNC is trying to reassure those donors, but what can they really say?
Adderall Shortage
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Supply-chain problems and a dysfunctional marketplace in the pharmaceutical space have contributed to a shortage of the anti-ADHD drug Adderall with no end in sight.
