Ghost of Revolution Future

As democratic socialists secure primary victories across the country — from New York City to Colorado and beyond — many capitalists wonder why the electorate is shifting left. After decades of rising income inequality (the U.S. Gini coefficient has hovered around 0.41–0.49 in recent years, up significantly since the 1980s), limited expansion of social safety net programs, and Social Security’s Old-Age and Survivors Insurance Trust Fund now projected to deplete by 2032 (with only about 78% of scheduled benefits payable thereafter without congressional action), the real surprise is that this leftward turn took so long.

A Deep Thirst for Nothingness

After Democratic socialists swept the June Democratic primary races, the centrist-controlled Democratic National Committee resorted to its usual tactics. Rather than unifying the party’s progressives and corporate liberals, liberal right-wingers declared the DSA insurgency an emergency that had to be stopped. They claimed—against all the evidence—that voters are in the mood for militant milquetoast moderation.

Everyone Knows

Americans routinely dismiss engaging in diplomacy with their adversaries on the ground that their enemies cannot be trusted and that only force will work. Does it ever occur to us that that’s the way we are perceived overseas?

Dangerous

There really is a nation that has at least 100 nuclear weapons — and almost certainly ICBMs — and it is in the Middle East. It repeatedly attacks its neighbors, often without provocation. As you’ve guessed, that dangerous country is not Iran.

Hasbara

Israel’s “hasbara” online goon squads flood online spaces with specious remarks, distractions, whataboutism, ahistorical claims, religious arguments, and every other form of verbal diarrhea in order to dissuade and discourage commentary on the State’s aggressive policy of ethnic cleansing, land theft, and genocide against the Palestinians. People are starting to see through it, but verbal abuse remains an effective way to make people check out.

Where’s Our Gratitude?

As J.D. Vance pointed out, the United States has poured billions of dollars into building Israel into the world’s neediest welfare state. But, as David Bowie used to say on MTV, too much is never enough for them.

War Is Peace

While the IDF was ethnically cleansing the Gaza Strip, razing 80% of its buildings and slaughtering hundreds of thousands of its people in an internationally condemned genocide, the Israeli people were calm and happy. Now that Trump is forcing Israel to stop attacking Iran and its ally Hezbollah in Lebanon, Israeli warmongers are furious. This society has screwed-up priorities.

Venit, Vidit, Ad Id Rediit Unde Coepit.

After killing 3,500 Iranians and 13 Americans, while costing billions of dollars and America’s global credibility, Donald Trump settled his joint war with Israel against Iran with an arrangement that left Iran infinitely stronger and the United States with, at most, exactly what it had before: an open Strait of Hormuz.

Right Around the Corner

In the same way that Nixon kept telling the American people that the end of the Vietnam War was right around the corner, Trump has told us at least 36 times that a peace deal with Iran and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz—critical to the global economy—were imminent.

Fixer Upper

Between the destruction of the East Wing and the construction of the octagon for a UFC cage match on the White House lawn, Trump has turned the nation’s presidential mansion into a hideous eyesore representative of his presidency. It’s ironic, considering his obsession with national monuments.

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