George Bush killed more than a million people and got away with it. One of his soldiers shot a Koran for target practice, however, and he was prompted to formally apologize.
The Feminist
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Drawn largely in response to Hillary Clinton’s victories in West Virginia and Kentucky.
Smart Girl
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Hillary Rodham Clinton’s quest for the Democratic nomination appears doomed, and I can’t say she didn’t deserve it after voting for the Iran war resolution (an act that proves she didn’t learn anything from her vote to invade Iraq). Still, one can’t help but feel sad about the message this sends to women.
He Died. We Litigated.
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Based on a strange, but true, story. Bush killed their kid. They sued the T-shirt guy.
A la Carte Pricing
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“We’ll get used to it.” That’s what the airlines say. But I still miss not having to check out my own groceries.
Alien Voting
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Twenty-five states require voters to show ID at the polls. Now some states want to require a birth certificate to prove you’re a citizen.
Feels Like Eternity
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Barack Obama delivers an amazing speech–when he reads it. When he talks off the cuff, however, it’s a painful experience. He…just…seems…so…desperate…not…to…risk…making…a…mistake.
Better Voting Through Quantum Theory
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Hillary Clinton’s waning presidential campaign claims that she is in the lead. But you have to use her “New Math,” which doesn’t count delegates. It counts the total primary popular vote, and includes the states of Michigan and Florida, neither of which count. In Michigan, Obama wasn’t even on the ballot.
