In a landmark decision, a Florida court has allowed a guy accused of murder to use makeup to cover up his scary Nazi tattoos.
Monkey See, Monkey Hear
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Americans oppose the WikiLeaks data dump of government records, yet have no problem with government agencies violating their own privacy.
The Roommate From Hell
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The rich threw a wild party. We weren’t invited. Why should we pay for the damage?
Does Hell Have Wifi?
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If successful, the Portland bomb plot would have killed a record number of hipsters. Now the young and ironically detached are assessing what really matters in life: wifi.
The Recovery Continues
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Official economists claim the recession is over. However, it wasn’t a recession to begin with, but rather a depression.
The Imposter
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NATO officials thought they were conducting peace talks with a man who turned out to be a fake Taliban official. Does this explain why “Obama” isn’t doing anything?
Pre-Flight Check
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Harsh new airport security measures, including pat-downs of genitals, are prompting passengers to prepare differently for their flights.
Coming 2014
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The U.S. announced victory in the war against Afghanistan at the end of 2001. Since then, the deadline has repeatedly been pushed back. Now Obama is moving back the end date from 2011 to 2014.
The Republican
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No matter what the problem is, Republicans always say the answer is tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans.
Replacement of Extinct Species
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The Nagoya Protocol pledges to reduce the current rate of plant or animal extinction by half. But that’s obviously not good enough.
