It’s true: Sean Penn has become the lord and master of 50,000 people.

According to US forces, Afghan resistance forces are getting younger.

It’s true: there really is going to be a View-Master movie.

Poor business pigs. suddenly hated and reviled for the evil they’ve been up to forever.

According to surveys, millennials are the most optimistic generation ever.

Good news for the Afghans: Killing them is killing us.

As long as the oppressors fill their ranks with tokens, all is well.

No matter what the problem, the solution is always the same.

Inspired by a real argument.

By the way, I’m turning 47 in a war zone as you read this.