Official economists claim the recession is over. However, it wasn’t a recession to begin with, but rather a depression.
The Imposter
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NATO officials thought they were conducting peace talks with a man who turned out to be a fake Taliban official. Does this explain why “Obama” isn’t doing anything?
Pre-Flight Check
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Harsh new airport security measures, including pat-downs of genitals, are prompting passengers to prepare differently for their flights.
Coming 2014
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The U.S. announced victory in the war against Afghanistan at the end of 2001. Since then, the deadline has repeatedly been pushed back. Now Obama is moving back the end date from 2011 to 2014.
The Republican
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No matter what the problem is, Republicans always say the answer is tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans.
Replacement of Extinct Species
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The Nagoya Protocol pledges to reduce the current rate of plant or animal extinction by half. But that’s obviously not good enough.
That Sickening Feeling
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In his memoirs, former President George W. Bush says he has a “sickening feelinbg” whenever he thinks about the failure of the United States to find weapons of mass destructon (WMDs) in Iraq.
So Many Accomplishments
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Obama points to his many accomplishments. But no one cares. Which is why he got his ass kicked in the 2010 midterm elections.
Can’t Out-Republican the Republicans
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Obama prepares to tack even further to the right…even more than before. Not that it worked before the midterm elections.
The World’s Biggest Book Club
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Just a random thought about a system of belief we’re supposed to pay attention to.
