On Christmas Eve, a certain family wonders whatever happened to promises for hope and change.
Invade Andorra
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Andorra has negative unemployment. How do they do it? More importantly, how can the United States take advantage of it?
Open Letter to Pro-Obama Liberals
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Resume Dumpers
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Every story about unemployment interviews obsessive people who apply to thousands of jobs.
Can’t Win for Losing
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The military gets a small payraise. Imagine how much they’d earn if they actually won a war?
Looking Good
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In a landmark decision, a Florida court has allowed a guy accused of murder to use makeup to cover up his scary Nazi tattoos.
Monkey See, Monkey Hear
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Americans oppose the WikiLeaks data dump of government records, yet have no problem with government agencies violating their own privacy.
The Roommate From Hell
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The rich threw a wild party. We weren’t invited. Why should we pay for the damage?
Does Hell Have Wifi?
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If successful, the Portland bomb plot would have killed a record number of hipsters. Now the young and ironically detached are assessing what really matters in life: wifi.
