Charlie Sheen flopsÑand Ashton Kutcher steps in…just about everywhere.
The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman weaves column gold out of conversations with taxi drivers and other tourist-industry personnel in luxurious oases in Third World shitholes.
And Let the Bad Guys Win?
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Progressives and leftists who protested Bush’s policies stopped complaining after Obama took office. Now they’re being urged to fight for his reelection–even though his policies are similar.
The End of the Affair
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The US is too broke to maintain a manned space program, yet countless billions to waste on bombs and drone planes.
Open Season on the Gray Wolf
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Gray wolves have been delisted from the Endangered Species List as the result of corrupt lobbying. This is the first time an animal has been delisted as the result of non-scientific inquiry, by bureaucrats and politicians.
Why We Can’t Leave Afghanistan
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Osama bin Laden, the reason the Bush Administration went to war against Afghanistan in 2001, is dead. So why can’t we leave?
He Saved the Olympics
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Mitt Romney’s principal selling point as a Republican presidential candidate isn’t all that exciting.
Looking For Love in All The Wrong Places
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The assassination of Osama bin Laden has prompted calls to leave Afghanistan now that the hunt is over. But he was never there in the first place. We knew that–right?
