He Saved the Olympics

Mitt Romney’s principal selling point as a Republican presidential candidate isn’t all that exciting.

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  • As a cartoonist, you should be thankful for Mittbot2012…We all know the GOP primary is an impossible gauntlet for a Mormon who passed universal healthcare as governor of the most evil of all blue states. However beyond that, next year will be an exciting primary campaign. He’s the GOP’s version of Michael Dukakis, but without the eyebrows.

    • There are two conflicting currents regarding Willard Romney.

      One, the Mormon thing. Death by evangelicals (aka morons).

      Two, money. History shows, whoever has the most cash ahead of time gets the nomination.

      Palin gets it if she can raise enough cash fast enough. Which is possible.

  • One would think Republicans would embrace Mormonism more. It combines Christianity with American nationalism. It’s somewhat like what Hitler did, combine Christianity with German nationalism.

  • Tyler Durden
    May 28, 2011 8:01 AM

    America has a Blutfahne.

  • Ted! Sarah Palin winning the primary would be fantastic for all involved!!! Maybe she’d pick Michelle Bachman as a running mate. You know that she doesn’t actually want to win, she just wants to make more money, and this is a way to do it. She’s classic white trash in that respect…..but then again, I’d take that route, I’d much rather have the money without having to be a leader.

    Speaking of which, I have used Mittbot2012 before you, it is now copyrighted to me…but I will sell it to you for $500…what’d you say?

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