Profiling the Mass Murderer

Friends and neighbors are shocked to learn the identity of the man suspected of coldly taking the lives of six people, all members of the same ethnic group. To those who keep track of extremist hate groups, however, the violence was not a surprise. For one thing, he was already under investigation for earlier, similar crimes

Rodney King, RIP

In this send-up of the hoary obituary cartoon form, I imagine LAPD beating victim Rodney King getting eternal payback for the suffering he endured at the hands of brutal police officers.

Be Right There

Former vice president Dick Cheney, 71, receives a heart transplant. Surely the donor had no idea his death would help prolong the wretched life of a man who is pure evil.

Joe Paterno, RIP

For the child rape victims, justice for Penn State coach Joe Paterno would look very ugly.

Occupy God

What kind of God lets hedge fund managers win the lottery? One in cahoots with the top 1%.

Hearing Voices

Politicians claim God is talking to them, yet don’t wind up inside a psychiatric institution.

Uncertainty Principles

Mississippi rejects a ballot measure that would have defined something that no one knows for sure: when does life begin?

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