Republicans can stop joking around: they know as well as anyone that paying off the jobless is the best way to keep people from rioting in the streets—and them in power.
The Sorta Recovery Kinda Begins
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Americans say they’re tired of not spending. But with what money should they start?
Bankers Beat Me To It
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Finally, Americans are poor-poor: they can’t earn money, pull it out of savings, or even borrow it.
The Best System No One Ever Came Up With
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Inspired by an observation by a pundit on MSNBC. Both the president’s healthcare and economic plans are widely acknowledged as too little to work–but they’re all that’s politically feasible. Seems like it’s the system that’s unfeasible.
Fashions for the New Depression
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In case you wonder, all four of these fashion trends are real. Yes, even shoulder pads.
Busy, Busy, Dither, Dither
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This one was inspired by a ridiculous list of lame Obama “accomplishments” posted by one of the anonymous trolls on the . Thanks, troll!
Rejection Dot Com
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4 million Americans have lost their unemployment benefits because they’ve given up looking for work.
