News Item: U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan are abusing steroids and psychotropic drugs in order to bulk themselves up into musclebound masters of occupation
Exit Interview: Van Jones
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Obama fires the one (minor) White House official who apparently has liberal sympathies.
No Matter
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Afghans are celebrating the destruction of the last remaining matter left in Afghanistan.
Swine Flu Scamming
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Swine flu could infect half the U.S. population this winter. The good news: swine flu is one of the few illnesses they’ll treat without medical insurance.
While You Were Fighting In Afghanistan
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While Obama is off fighting in Afghanistan, the United States is falling apart.
What A Difference White Skin Makes
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The government kidnaps kids from Afghanistan and tortures them on the flimsiest pretexts. Meanwhile, white supremacists bring guns to Obama’s appearances and walk away free.
The War Against Global Waming
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The military says that global warming is a grave and present national security threat.
In The Year 2525
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In the year 2525, as the old song goes, everyone will still be listening to endless droning on and on and on about how Woodstock and everything else Boomer was so super awesome that nothing else can or ever will approach it in its awesomeness. Which may very well be true, in which case, we REALLY don’t want to hear it anymore. For God’s sake, let us enjoy our pop culture lameness!
