PFC Bradley Manning is sentenced to 35 years behind bars for exposing crimes committed by men who walk free.
Jersey Intafada
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Americans are complaining about illegal new Palestinian “settlements” on the West Bank of the Hudson River. But Palestinians point out that New Jersey is culturally undeveloped. Will throwing rocks help?
Uncle Sam, Dirty Old Man
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The NSA says we shouldn’t worry because they only “touch” 1.6% of Internet traffic on the Web. As it turns out, that really means all of it.
Just Like Any Other Family
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The Obamas head off to their annual vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. But they insist it’s a working vacation. Too bad for the drone victims!
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Terrorist Chatter
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Once again, the US government says it picked up “terrorist chatter” online that prompted it to close U.S. embassies around the world. What exactly goes on in Terrorist Chatrooms? Here’s everything you need to know to navigate the world of jihad online.
P.S. Sorry about the small writing. Looks great in print, though.
A Remarkable Coincidence
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Days after Congress comes close to banning the NSA’s recently revealed program of spying on Americans, the NSA says Al Qaeda is planning to attack the US – and that they found out using the program that Congress was about to ban.
Data Hoarders
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Barry has a problem. He’s accumulated so much data it’s ruining his country. Can fabulous clutter consultant Edward help him dig out?
Arrest Them All, Let the NSA Sort Them Out
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Under the NSA’s “three-hop analysis” policy, they mine the records of 2.5 million Americans for each suspected terrorist. It’s the miracle of math!
Know Your Level
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If Bradley Manning had murdered Iraqi civilians as a soldier, he’d be a hero. Instead, he revealed proof that his superiors killed Iraqi civilians. It’s all about understanding your role in the hierarchy that keeps our society together…which we should all want for some reason.
Nothing to Worry About
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Another day, another revelation about another NSA program. This time it’s about how the NSA can search every e-mail in America.
