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TR: Good afternoon. Thanks for joining us. You’re watching DeProgram with me, Ted Rall, and John Kiriakou. John, always good to see you.

JK: Good to see you, Ted. Greetings from Salt Lake City, Utah.

TR: Oh, good. I love Salt Lake City, actually. I hope things are going well out there. I have a feeling I know what you’re doing there.

JK: Work, work, and more work. Always, always work.

TR: Lots to talk about today. So, I’m just going to give everyone a preview of the show. Thanks everyone for joining us. We are now fully monetized on Rumble thanks to you guys. We’ll be bringing you—amazing, amazing in one day. So thank you everybody. Thank you very much. Incredible. Indeed. And please continue to like, follow, and share the show. We’re here Monday, Wednesday, Friday. In a couple of weeks, we’ll be going to a Monday through Friday schedule, same time. So, the show is growing by leaps and bounds. Thanks to you guys. You guys are awesome. Thank you.

All right, lots to talk about. I don’t know what order we’re going to do it in because I always have an order in mind, but we end up just talking.

JK: Well, may I suggest something actually? Please, please. I hope you don’t mind if I interrupt you.

TR: Not at all.

JK: One hour ago, Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to a minimum-security prison in Texas, and the transfer was confirmed by the Bureau of Prisons.

How, why would this possibly happen? I mean, I’m speechless. I don’t even know what to say. It seems like some sort of a quid pro quo, right?

TR: Well, the best I’ve been able to—I did a lot of reading on this, and the best explanation I was able to garner was cooperating witnesses sometimes can negotiate this sort of thing. This is called a Club Fed.

And as you’ve pointed out, I mean, so she’s a chomo, right? She’s a child molester by definition, convicted. She can’t sue us for it because it’s true, at least a jury of her peers determined it to be true. So, normally they’re in minimum, right? You’ve explained that before. Normally they’re in low. You’re not eligible for minimum.

JK: Low and minimum. Minimum has no bars on the windows, no locks on the doors. You’re free to come and go as you please. You’re just on your honor not to abscond. It’s like a dorm. It’s like a campus situation. They’re the ones that will drive higher security prisoners to the doctor’s office or along with guards. They’ll tend the garden on the warden’s property.

They’re the trustees, is what it comes down to.

And a lot of them, in the prison where I was, a lot of them worked janitorial jobs at the university in the town. But you can’t trust—if somebody’s been accused or been convicted of a child sex crime, by definition, they’re not allowed in a minimum security camp. What a security camp be—a prequel to an earlier release? It almost always is.

So here’s the rule with that. Most people, short of murder or something incredibly violent or what’s called level 40 on the sentencing scale—that’s like El Chapo, for example—if you’re below that, with good behavior and the passage of time, you work your way down from a maximum to a medium to a low to a minimum, and then they let you go.

You’re not allowed to be in a low if you have more than 20 years on your sentence, unless you’re a chomo. And then, for your own safety, you’re in the low. Once you get under 10 years, you can transfer into the minimum, unless you’re a chomo, in which case you’re not allowed in the minimum. So, she defies this rule in two different ways. She has 20 years, and she’s a chomo. So how in the world did she wake up today and get transferred to a minimum security camp?

TR: Well, so let’s speculate. You know, if you listened to everything we’ve said on this show so far and you bet on it in Vegas, you’re rich. We’ve been on a roll lately. So, let’s see if we can keep that going here. Is she going to get out? And if so, what kind of deal did she cut? And why? I mean, it’s so hard to figure out what the Trump administration DOJ is on about here, right? I mean, it seems like first they were going to be transparent. Then they looked like they’re wallowing in a full-fledged cover-up. They kicked the House of Representatives home early to cover it up. But now, if she’s making a deal, the deal is not for her to stay. It’s not for her to be quiet. It’s for her to talk, or isn’t it?

JK: That’s what it sounds like. That’s what it seems like. She’s cut some sort of a deal. Now, nobody’s going to say what the deal is. The deal could be, I will talk to you and testify if you don’t charge me with any new crimes. And by the way, I want to go to a camp, and then she’s going to be in the camp for the next 17 years. Or, I’ll tell you whatever you want to know if you give me a pardon or a commutation. Oh, and by the way, I don’t want to go back to that low security because I don’t like the time’s moves. I want to go to a camp.

TR: Or, is it, we want you to go out and confirm the story we’ve told the world, which was that it was only Jeffrey?

That’s right. I mean, only Jeffrey. And I think, bam, that’s it.

JK: Man, I am just beside myself.

TR: What else could it be, though, right? I mean, it’s not like she’s going to come out. They’re letting her out to cut a deal to say, oh, and by the way, Trump was there. Right. Or, oh, by the way, Bill Clinton was there. Maybe Bill Clinton, but not—

 

JK: You know, just stunning. I just can’t believe it. Virginia Giuffre’s family was on. Oh, yeah. I was watching CNN on the plane, and they were—I mean, they were like on the brink of tears. Every one of them. They couldn’t believe it.

TR: No, we couldn’t believe it. So, yeah, so she’s probably going to get out, right? Better than 50-50?

JK: I would put it better than 50-50, yes. If only because this president is so unpredictable when it comes to commutations and pardons. And, you know, for 95%, I’m all for it. I’m hoping he does more, including me. But this one’s a kick in the gut.

TR: Well, I mean, this would pretty much—here’s the question, right? Let’s say we’re right. She gets out. She confirms the official narrative that we heard from A.G. Bondi. Does that get MAGA World off Trump’s back, or does it get enough of MAGA World off his back that he can start to chill and think about other things?

JK: That’s a good question. But did you happen to see on Fox yesterday their new polls?

So the polls have Democrats like 93 to seven. They wanted a rotten prison, and independents were like 73, 27, and then Republicans were 50-50. So I think we’re quickly getting to the point where Donald Trump doesn’t care. He doesn’t care what Democrats and independents are saying about this. He never cares what they think at all.

TR: I mean, the world’s coming around to it. He’s proven something that I’ve been saying for years: there are no moderates. There are no fence-sitters. There are no swing voters. There’s only base voting. Democrats haven’t figured it out yet. They think there’s still a mysterious swing voter out there.

 

Yeah, that’s right. It’s just like this. Let’s just sit with this for like 10 seconds. Then literally no one will have been punished or held to account for Jeffrey Epstein except Jeffrey Epstein, who theoretically held himself to account theoretically.

JK: Yeah, I think that’s the painful truth right there. That’s what it is.

Wow. Okay. Well, that’s—and it kind of reminds me of the torture program. The only guy who went to prison was the guy who blew the whistle on the torture program. But that’s just me. I’m biased.

TR: Yeah, you’re so bitter, John. Why don’t you just move on? I’m not sure you should have your gun back right now. Not in the next hour anyway.

TR: Alright, so we’ll keep people up to date on that. By the way, other late-breaking news. So, you know, usually when presidents get bad jobs numbers, they cry into the—and maybe they call the Fed. This time, you know, kill the messenger. He decided to throw the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics down a well. Trump has fired the chief of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which is—I laughed out loud when I read it. It’s hilarious. I mean, first of all, you know, you have to think when you get that job as like a statistician, like you went to MIT and you’re a statistics expert. I’m working for the government. Yeah, but it’s the safest job in Washington. Who’s going to fire me? All I do is crunch numbers. Well, things change. Do we want to talk about that? Do we care?

JK: Yeah, I don’t mean to laugh, but it’s just so absurd that I can’t help but laugh.

TR: Look, it’s obviously wrong. The funny part is, of course, that the jobs numbers have been manipulated for years, right? There’s the question, like, if you gave up looking for work, you’re not counted as unemployed anymore. If it’s a certain amount of time that you’ve been unemployed, you’re not counted as unemployed. They calculate a lot of other statistics as well, the size of the labor participation rate. But all of that, for all of their shenanigans, these are usually political decisions that come from people like President Trump. They’re just crunching the numbers over there. As far as I know, there’s never ever been the slightest accusation, much less evidence, that anyone in her position or her has ever done what Trump is accusing her of.

JK: She should sue. She should sue the numbers of numbers. That’s it. It’s really as simple as that. It’s—they just put it into the stock traders’ office as the bond traders. Right. I mean, the market—I’ve been so busy. I haven’t seen it since it closed, but it was down.

Well, it’s down seven. What did it fall to? It was down a full percent. Yeah, that was the last I had seen. It was down a full percent after having been down almost 2%. But that was also because of the tariffs and the new tariffs on Canada.

TR: By the way, I didn’t put this in to talk about, but I thought it was worth noting. Even the threat of the tariffs against Losotho literally destroyed the Losotho economy. Trump threatened 50% tariffs, only imposed the 15 that he imposed on everyone else. Nevertheless, just the mere threat of that tanked all these factories that were forced to—just because Trump didn’t understand the nature of the economy. The South is a welfare state, and basically Congress a while ago had put zero tariffs on them just to encourage them to sell like, you know, textiles and other trinkets to the American market, you know, stuff that would show up at Pier One Imports, that kind of stuff. And of course, and then Trump just looks at the numbers. It’s like we have a trade deficit. They don’t buy anything from us. Oh, they’d love to. They’re just broke. They don’t have any money at all. They’re among the poorest people in the world. And so people, they’re just heartbroken and desperate now. They don’t even know how they’re going to eat. It’s just a reflection of how, you know, the unintended consequences of someone who’s just sort of like making decisions quickly without really non-reflexively, you know, can these things can play out. So yeah, the market, you know.

TR: Bill Clinton, in his autobiography, he said, it’s not a very good book. I don’t recommend it.

JK: You know why? Because he wrote it himself.

TR: Oh, did he? Yeah. It’s not a good book. I read it too. And it was like, I love presidential autobiographies. I mean, you should have hired a ghostwriter. The best ones are Grant and Truman, in my opinion.

JK: Agreed. Grant is not a president.

TR: Cordell Hull, former Secretary of State, is excellent too—fantastic. Anyway, the point is that in Clinton’s book, though, one of the things that I thought was really interesting is he said, you know, I really thought I was elected president of the United States, but I was really elected president of the bond market. I spent all of my time thinking about the bond market.

JK: Sure, that hasn’t changed. No, 100%. I think that’s exactly right. That’s exactly right. You know, he’s—the last couple of days, he’s made additional threats besides against the Canadians, which we saw, and the Canadians responded to. But against Brazil, you know, he’s been trying to get these impeachment proceedings and criminal charges dropped against president—what was his name? The former president of Brazil before Lula, whatever his name was, the Trump guy.

Am I still shadowbanned?

TR: I don’t think that’s true. I was, but I don’t think I am anymore. Because I just heard you a couple of days ago, and everything came up. No problem.

JK: Yeah. Bolsonaro. They’re just letting, you know, the criminal justice system do its thing. And now, in addition to having put sanctions on the judge in the case, now they’re talking about adding tariffs on Brazil unless the Brazilians drop the charges. It’s nuts.

TR: Well, and let’s not forget, we’re going to be talking about Gaza. We can talk about Gaza now. But Trump also hiked up the tariffs on Canada as retaliation for recognizing Palestine.

JK: Yeah, it’s crazy. I mean, after having said what—a week ago when they said that they were thinking of doing it, or maybe it was at the G7—he said, I respect that. I won’t do it, but I respect that. Well, actually, he doesn’t respect that.

TR: Yeah. It’s crazy. Well, shall we get into—oh, we should get in.

 

JK: There’s so much to talk about Gaza, right? My God.

TR: Yeah. No. Well, before we do that, let’s bring in producer Robby.

TR: Ah, yes. One more pitch here to—we promise we’re not going to do this every single show, but until we have the numbers cooking, we have to do this. So very quickly, producer Robby West, thank you so much for coming on. Please explain to the good folks watching on YouTube why it would be awesome for John and me if some of them were to migrate over to Rumble.

RW: Well, to migrate or at least just go there and hang out and chat and such. So, to make this short and sweet, basically for every quarter that YouTube will pay Ted and John, now that they are in the creator program, Rumble will pay them over a dollar. It’s crazy. So, it’s kind of a dumb way to break it down, but the gist of it is it’s all about paying the bills, folks. The Biden regime, they killed their jobs. I mean, y’all know what’s—everyone needs to have money, right? You gotta have money to pay your bills. You gotta have money to live. YouTube will pay a little bit. Rumble pays a whole hell of a lot more. And the best part about it is that Rumble pays you based off of legal bills up the ass. Oh my God. And yeah, I’ve been living off my savings since last September when Biden fired us. Yeah. And I mean, that’s what it’s all about, right? So, Rumble is a free speech platform. It is an alternative to YouTube. Rumble also pays significantly better. And y’all are going to see that in action here in just a little bit because Rumble’s actually giving us ads that we’re able to put out on ourselves that then go directly into John’s and Ted’s coffers. So, one of the things I’m going to be doing is going through just putting in videos, in addition to live streams. And really, all we ask is that if you go over there, if you follow them on Rumble, just know what—if you watch them there, watch hours on YouTube mean nothing. Watch hours mean the world over on Rumble. It’s like TV. If a TV show has high ratings, you get paid more. Rumble is the exact same way. And lastly, Rumble will let them say things that YouTube will not allow them to say because there’s going to be at least five hours a month of what they call Rumble premium content where it’s only going to be available on Rumble. These two fellows don’t have much of a filter. They’ll have no filter whenever they’re live on Rumble. So, if you want to hear just live, unbiased truth, maybe jump over to Rumble.

TR: All right, Robbie. Thank you so much. And thank you guys for listening to all that. Thank you. And Robbie, when you’re ready, we’ll read that first ad. Go ahead and put it up when you’re ready.

All right. So let me take Robby out of here. OK, so Gaza, Palestine. So, it’s hard to know where to start. 147 people have died of famine, according to the Gaza Health Ministry. As always, we must point out that, contrary to what the Zionists say, that’s not an overcount. It is a radical undercount. Because in order to be counted, they have to have your full name, your body, your age, your ID number, and your occupation. If you died somewhere else, they’re not bringing you—you don’t go to the hospital. They don’t count you. If you die in a basement somewhere, they don’t count you. And also, you don’t really count if you died of something else that’s maybe hunger-related, like you succumbed to an illness that you might have survived if you were stronger. So, 147 dead of famine.

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JK: That was fun. That’s great. I kind of want one of those things.

TR: Yeah. It sounds great. So, all right. So, famine in Gaza—these people who probably don’t—they’re thinking about other things than trout fishing. So, the world is furious. Countries are recognizing Palestine right and left. And just after we went off the air on Wednesday, news broke that Germany, the country that we thought would be second to last, penultimate—after that, basically second to last to go before the US—is now considering formal diplomatic recognition of Palestine. They haven’t decided to do it. They’re on the fence. You know, the world is changing. It’s changing a little too slowly for my liking, but it’s changing for the people of Palestine.

JK: That’s right. But it’s great. It’s great that they’re doing it. By the way, I want to thank over on Rumble. So, we’ve gotten some donations from USC XXS Rod 21. Thank you very much. And thank you very much for at Grice Meister. Much appreciated for those financial contributions.

TR: OK, so what do you think is going to happen there in Germany? It seems like France basically broke the dam for most of Europe and for the civilized world. Australia is coming soon. I don’t know what’s happening with New Zealand. If it seems like the UK may have been the linchpin for Germany, right? I don’t know. Certainly, the UK is one that’s been to Canada and now for Australia.

JK: Yes, I was just going to say that. And, you know, I’m wondering—the German leadership is weak, as weak as it’s been in decades. And I’m wondering if they don’t want to be sort of left behind at the dance. And so, they’re considering jumping in now. The Washington Post this morning had a graphic. It was a map of the world, and it showed all the countries that have diplomatic relations with Palestine and the countries that don’t. Well, the countries that don’t were the US, Canada, and the European Union. Everybody else in the world has diplomatic relations with Palestine. So, this is very big news for us. It’s not so big for the rest of the world because they’re wondering, you know, what’s taking you guys so long, but maybe finally, you know, there’s going to be some way to help Palestinians.

TR: So, John, you know, I’ve been thinking a little bit about, you know, my friends who are pro-Zionist are saying, well, this isn’t a big deal. You know, there’s no state really to recognize because there’s no real—there’s not even one government to recognize. The one that they do recognize is corrupt and broken. Yeah, what’s the point here? And I think the point here is that the symbolism is going to have profound economic consequences. I was thinking, you know, just yesterday, what if I got a job offer to go draw cartoons for the Times of Israel? And let’s say they even said you can do anything you want, you can criticize Netanyahu. I don’t think I could take that job. I think Jerusalem Post used to be very legit. I could think about Haaretz. That’s it. It’s the only one I could think about. You know, if I’m a tech bro, you know, if I’m off, you know, do I do a deal with an Israeli tech company? I don’t think I can. You know, I think I’ll catch too much shit from my employees and from my customers. You know, basically, it used to be—think about six months ago, John—it was exactly the opposite. If you refused to do business with, you know, with Israel, you’d be accused of anti-Semitism. Now the howling Holocaust and anti-Semitism—it doesn’t work anymore. It’s the boy who cried wolf. It’s done. It’s over. And I mean, the spell is broken. Right. And people—so it’s going to hurt them. This is a country that doesn’t really have natural resources in, you know, at all. It has a tech sector that’s completely dependent on international, Western, specifically US support. That sector is going to go away. They’re going to be like South Africa during apartheid, but worse because South Africa is a mineral-rich country.

JK: That’s right.

TR: Their own economy. They didn’t really need anyone else. They were very self-sustaining. Yes. Israel’s not. It’s a welfare state. They’re going to feel the hurt within months.

JK: Oh man, I agree. Not that this necessarily will lead to anything, but we spoke on the last episode about this—or two episodes ago about this vote in the House of Representatives over whether to cut off offensive military aid. It had six votes. It was all members of the squad plus Marjorie Taylor Greene. Well, there was an identical vote in the Senate last night, and 27 Senators, all Democrats, voted in favor. So, we’re talking about what—one and a half percent of the House a week ago, but now 27 percent of the Senate voting to cut off offensive military aid. I think that’s dramatic.

TR: It is dramatic. Yeah. And Senators—yeah, the Senate is the slow, deliberative body.

JK: That’s the one that we’re supposed to take so seriously because they’re supposed to be the adults in the room. Well, they are. They are being the adults in the room. Right. I obviously, they need to get to 50 and 60 and beyond. Right. Will they? Not in the near term. But still, too powerful.

Yeah. But, you know, we used to say—we used to say no relative to South Africa, too. You remember Ronald Reagan just told everybody, just get it out of your heads. We’re not sanctioning South Africa. We’re going to have relations with South Africa. We’re going to trade with South Africa, and nothing’s going to change. And then two years after—a year after Reagan left the presidency—the apartheid government fell.

TR: Houdini always has good questions. No shade on anyone else here. What happens if the EU doesn’t recognize Palestine, but a member nation does? Well, that’s already happened. Yeah. With Ireland. And Spain. And it’s going to happen with Croatia. Yes, it will. So, I don’t think it matters. I don’t think it matters. Right. I mean, is EU recognition important? Really? I mean, I’m not sure. As an organization?

I mean, you know, like if you’re Palestine, how much do you care about the EU? It seems like you probably get—you care about everything. Yeah. Unless you just want—you want a presence in Brussels.

JK: Yeah. If I were Palestinian, I’d say sure. I would want EU recognition. Sure. But I just don’t. I mean, I will say I think the France thing ended up being the big game-changer. And, you know, again, good job, President Macron. I mean, yeah, he really helps vindicate his own legacy after because he’s a very unpopular guy. Very unpopular. But this is popular. I heard somebody dismiss it the other day saying, well, half of France is Muslim anyway. No, 10% of France is Muslim. But then you think—actually, a majority—it’s a country—they don’t go to mass ever. No, at all.

TR: Let’s talk a little bit about this. This really—I didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry, but I thought it was a huge story symbolically. So, a parcel of IDF soldiers went to visit the death camp at Birkenau, and like, as has happened in the past when pro-Israeli or Israeli people have gone to Auschwitz or any of the death camps, they came draped with Israeli flags. They were turned away for the first time this week. And they were told by the people who control, you know, it’s a museum now, who control it, saying, this is a site of genocide. You can’t bring that in. That is a symbol of genocide. Wow. And that’s never happened before. I just—it was—it blew me away. I’m impressed.

JK: You know, there was another kerfuffle on my ancestral island of Rhodes last week. An Israeli cruise ship docked, and a mob of Greeks formed and wouldn’t let the tourists off the ship. Now, Rhodes survives on tourism, and Greece and Israel are very close. They would not let them off the ship. So, there were some IDF guys that were escorting the ship. They came off, a fight broke out, they got back on the ship, and the ship went away. Presumably to, you know, Turkey or Cyprus or whatever. But again, this morning, there was a group of Israeli tourists that flew in—there are direct flights to Rhodes from everywhere. You don’t have to go through Athens; you can come directly from Tel Aviv, you can come from London, any of the Scandinavian countries. And so, this group of Israeli tourists went in, and they’re just walking around the medieval city, and this mob formed, and the Israelis were so afraid that they would be beaten—they probably would have been—that they left the medieval town called the Old City and went back to the airport.

I mean, the times they are a-changin’.

TR: The only thing that troubles me about that, of course, is, you know, that just because someone’s Israeli does not mean that they approve of what’s going on. Although, according to the polls, the odds are that they do. OK, so let’s talk a little bit about—so I just want to say yes. Rid. Yes. We should talk about the French Algerian War. It’s that important. One big recommendation, yeah, well, after 9/11, right, my understanding is that the Pentagon showed the 1966 French film, the pseudo-documentary, The Battle of Algiers, in order to try to show what the conflict between the colonialist West and the Muslim-occupied world was like. It’s black and white. It moves incredibly fast. It’s a brilliant film. And it’s meant to—it’s all historically accurate. It’s meant to look like newsreels. It’s meant to look like it’s real footage, but it’s not. It’s all filmed that way. But it depicts this amazing event. You know, I always like to say that the difference between France and the United States is that Charles de Gaulle, who was the biggest advocate of, you know, La France Algérienne, French Algeria forever, he goes to, you know, a fact-finding trip on the grounds of Algiers. He finds out they fucking hate us. They don’t want us here. He came back home, went on national television, and told the French people, I was fucking wrong. Like, they hate us. We can’t be there. We have to withdraw, and we have to help them become independent and finance them and like help them land on their feet. And the French and a lot of the right-wingers absolutely hated him for it. But that was an act of integrity. We don’t admit that kind of thing.

JK: No, it was like Walter Cronkite going to Vietnam and then coming back and saying, oh my god, was I wrong? And that’s when Lyndon Johnson said he knew we had lost the war when he lost Cronkite.

TR: Although Cronkite wasn’t really very in favor of the war, right? I mean, I think he was kind of like, whatever.

JK: He just kind of went along with the government line. You know, we’re the good guys. They’re communists. We have to stop them. And then you show them over there. Then over here. All those old excuses.

TR: And then let’s, you know, so also let’s talk about Steve Witkoff. He had a little—he had his little vacations. If I ever wanted, you would not allow anybody from the media to go. Yes. So, he allowed himself to be used as a prop. The Israelis trundled him over to one of these food distribution sites run by the disastrous Gaza and hilariously named humanitarian foundation, which have all been basically pig shoots. You know, they put these—the Palestinians are all like basically forced into tight little fenced-in cages in the heat without water. And if they get too spicy, the Israelis shoot them.

JK: And it’s been literally happening every single day.

TR: Yes, sometimes a hundred people a day. But at least, you know, 20 is a slow day when it comes to the Israelis killing people to get food at these sites. There’s only four—Gaza’s not so big, but there are people who would be required to hike maybe five miles at least round trip through a war zone, an active combat zone, round trip from where they’re camped to these food distribution sites where they might be killed. I mean, no wonder, you know, the food aid isn’t getting where it needs to be. It’s catastrophic.

TR: I don’t know, it was a bad look for Steve Witkoff. It was a bad look. He was used as a prop. And Mike Huckabee looked ridiculous too.

JK: He looked like Jared Kushner when Kushner went to Iraq and was the only person wearing a bulletproof vest, and it was too small for him. Never forget that.

TR: He reminded me of Dukakis in the tank.

JK: Notice that nothing came out of this so-called visit, right? No new announcement of additional food aid. Listen, the least efficient way to deliver food to people is to drop it from planes, right? You drop enough food for 200 people. Well, there are 2 million that are starving. So, you’re not really helping anybody. But they came back, they went back to Jerusalem, and nobody said anything about, you know, opening land bridges or additional trucks or nothing.

TR: Well, on NPR, of all places, there was a really, actually, I thought a very useful report. They interviewed someone about the food situation in Gaza, who’s an expert at, I think it was at Oxfam. And they said the answer really to the staggeringly high food prices in the bazaars is you flood the zone with food. In other words, it’s just a supply and demand issue. You just pour in so much food—more than enough, not minimal, beyond maximal. If you put in so much food that Gazans have to start going on a diet, all the prices are going to collapse. Armed gangs aren’t going to be interested in stealing this food because it’s not going to be valuable anymore. It’s just going to be food. And that’s the answer here. But the Israelis, of course, don’t want to do that. Or, more accurately, Netanyahu’s right-wing partners in his war cabinet don’t.

JK: I was in the National Whistleblower Day events day before yesterday, and somebody else mentioned what Dana Albrecht is mentioning right now: American vet and civilian contractor in Gaza, Anthony Aguilar, I guess is how you say his name, is blowing the whistle on what’s happening with food aid there. Watch that page because I think we’re going to get a lot more people, especially Americans, who probably went into this thing being pro-Israel and anti-Hamas and, but still, you know, wanting to deliver food to hungry people. And they’re coming back like, oh my God, it’s a genocide. We have to do something to stop it right now. And by the way, the Israelis are stealing the food.

Aguilar, thank you, thank you. That’s right. So, I did want to put this up here. Houdini, allegedly there’s a square kilometer full of food, another eight on the—I’ve heard that. Some of which is probably rotting in the sun.

TR: But yes, that’s because the Israelis won’t let it through, and you know, the human rights groups that want to distribute the aid—they’re like World Food Kitchen—not being assured that no more of their workers will be killed.

JK: Exactly. Thank you, Spectrum. Thank you very much, and by the way, over on Rumble, Spectrum is asking—I love this question—seeing that sanctions don’t work against Russia, now the first countries that are discussing sanctions against Israel, would those have a better chance of working? Yay or nay? You know what? I think not so much sanctions as much as cutting off the billions and billions of dollars in welfare that we give the Israelis and the weapons. They have their own weapons industry. What do they need our weapons for?

But getting back to the other issue, I briefly worked with a woman who was a dual Israeli-British citizen. I didn’t like or respect her at all. She made a comment once during a coffee break that her exact words were, work doesn’t fit into my lifestyle. And I was like, oh my God, wow. Like, I couldn’t even—anyway, besides that, she told me that she was moving to Israel. And I said, why? You’re British. You were born and raised in the UK. And she said, because if I move to Israel, I get a free apartment. I get free furniture. I get a check every month to cover my expenses, food, transportation, utilities. Everything is free. And they’re getting the money from us. They’re giving me money from us. That’s our taxpayer money. I’m paying $5,100 a month for a two-bedroom. I don’t have free healthcare. That’s absurd. Outrageous. And, you know, let’s put them to work doing something useful, not killing Gazans.

JK: That’s right. Oh my God. So insanely nuts. Michael Gardner’s making a point here too that is important. And it’s exactly right. That’s more of an issue with our military-industrial complex than anything. It’s a win-win for them and their customers. Israel is just another customer. Absolutely true. After 9/11, I say this all the time, before 9/11, there were more millionaires per capita in Silicon Valley than anywhere else in America. After 9/11, there were more millionaires in Washington, DC, per capita than any other place in America because that’s where the defense and intelligence contractors are, and everybody got rich.

TR: Yeah, no, I mean, that’s—it’s just a business, right? It’s that old war is a racket. Just no question about it. I’m glad that came up. So, we’re hearing amid all of this chaos that Israel, clearly not having learned its lesson yet—got to give them points for consistency—they’re now preparing a new ground offensive against Gaza. What ground, John, are they hoping to recapture that they haven’t previously recaptured multiple times? And what are they going to do with this ground?

JK: Honest to God, Ted. They have leveled everywhere. Honest to God. They have flattened all of Gaza. There is not a single functioning hospital. Most apartment buildings have been destroyed. The electrical grid doesn’t work—what little grid they had. There’s no clean water. They’ve destroyed all of the bazaars for people to go buy food. Now, they’re just set up wherever they can set up. There’s nothing left to destroy.

TR: What—there’s something that they did, right? So, we’ve both been to war zones. And usually, some buildings survive. And that’s what happened in Gaza from the aerial—it started with the aerial bombardment. But a bunch of buildings survived. Then the IDF came in by ground, and they set up—they detonated and blew up using dynamite. They demolished everything that survived. And then they came over, and they graded it with earthmovers. And they just flattened it all out to turn it into a giant construction site. Right? So, is this simply the idea that they’re going to just build on top of it? Why would they not want to keep any of the old buildings? I mean, wouldn’t it save money if they’re planning to steal the land, ethnically cleanse it?

I’m 100% convinced that that’s been their agenda all along. But why not keep any of the old infrastructure, or is this really like, also psychologically, we’re going to erase any trace that these people were ever here? No one’s ever going to be able to say that wall over there was here before 2020. That was my family home. That’s all that’s left.

JK: Yeah. No, I think that’s what I think. That’s why they’re doing it. They’re doing it because, you know, in the West, we see articles all the time. They’re memes on Facebook or wherever you have of, you know, Palestinians standing outside a house that used to be theirs. And there are these Israeli settlers from New Jersey that are living in it now. And I think that they just don’t want that to happen. I think they intend fully—and this is ethnic cleansing. It’s a genocide—to bulldoze everything so that nothing is left and build it back from scratch. I hope I’m wrong. I really do.

TR: I don’t see how you can be. I mean, because nothing else makes sense. Yeah. I mean, they’re literally willing to spend more money to do it this way. A lot more money.

I mean, if you think about a city like Constantinople, which is, you know, you can see all the layers of history there. My god, yeah. You can still see the walls of the ancient city. You can still see remnants of the original chain that the Byzantines ran across the Golden Horn to stop ships until they paid their toll.

JK: That’s right. Yeah, no, it’s so cool. They tried to—yeah, Sultan Mehmet had to remove that chain so he could get in to conquer in 1453. So cool. That’s at the Military Museum in Istanbul.

TR: But anyway, the point is, it’s like you can see all those layers of history in every city that’s been through a war. I mean, even in Hiroshima, right, there’s some buildings that survived the atomic bomb. But the Israelis really are—I mean, this, by the way, that’s genocidal in character, like erasing all traces that a culture ever existed there. It’s Nazi-style. The Nazis used to do that in Jewish neighborhoods where they burned everything down, bulldozed everything because they didn’t want it ever to, you know, that used to be the Jewish neighborhood.

JK: Yes. Yes. That’s right. Man, it’s heartbreaking. And it just never gets better.

TR: Thank you Margaret for becoming a monthly supporter for us. Oh, thank you. Much appreciated. She’s number two, assuming she’s a she. All right. And if you’re not a she, I apologize. Unless you’re becoming a she, in which case I don’t apologize—so complicated.

JK: So, alright, I guess we’re going to leave Gaza there, or is there anything else to talk about there?

There was a—switching to politics for a minute if I could—I was curious. I almost called you yesterday. Hmm, because I wanted to get your opinion on—oh, I know—Birdbrain Kamala Harris is not running for governor of California. Yeah. And she was just so completely and utterly insincere in her explanation. She said that she just needed some downtime and she needs to write a book about her experiences. Of course, she’s not writing a book. They’ve already hired a ghostwriter, but she needs to think about this book, and she wants to travel around the country and meet some of the people that she did not have a chance to meet because the campaign was so historically short. And I thought, oh, you are so full of shit. And I had forgotten how annoying that nasally, nagging voice is. Oh, I never could. And she would sound insincere ordering a beer and a burger at a restaurant. I mean, she’s got a very cloying kind of—so, okay, we know she’s not running for governor. I knew she wasn’t going to run for governor. No way. You know why?

TR: Because being governor is hard work. It’s hard work. Have we learned nothing from Richard Nixon in 1962? You won’t have Kamala Harris to kick around anymore.

JK: My mother wore a cloth coat.

TR: So, yeah, so she’s not running for governor. That’s not surprising. Now everybody’s saying, well, she’ll run for president again. I don’t think so. I don’t think she has half a brain. She won’t run for president. She won’t. She didn’t even make it to the Iowa caucuses the first time. No, no, no. It would be catastrophic. She didn’t get much love here from, and I think even within the Democratic Party, she’s just not—I don’t even think she could get the nomination.

JK: I don’t either. I don’t either.

TR: There’s too many better candidates. Pete Buttigieg is the man to beat in 2028 if you’re a Democrat, in my opinion. I think they’re going to—they want to nominate him. He’s the DNC pick.

JK: I hope you’re wrong, but I think you’re right, and I’ll add to that. You know, she’s going to have Newsom to worry about. Yes, but she’s going to have Pritzker to worry about too. Yeah, it’s a tough—mean guy with an unlimited supply of money. She will not have Josh Shapiro to worry about because he’s Zionisted himself out of the race forever and ever. He’ll never be in national politics. Even if Josh Shapiro and I agreed on 100% of the issues, I would not vote for him just because he volunteered to serve in the IDF.

TR: Me too. And then there’s Andy Beshear, you know, if ever there was a vice-presidential candidate, that’s him. He’s the guy. He’s the perfect one. Yeah, he is. He’s already set up a little exploratory committee. He’s already raising money. He’s been to New Hampshire. He went two weeks ago. So, yeah, he’s a good pick for that.

I don’t think she’ll run for president because, first of all, she will be smart enough to listen to all of her advisors who tell her you can’t get the nomination. You’ll humiliate yourself. It’ll look really bad. Just don’t. So, I think she only has two paths. She can either go to MSNBC. Definitely. I think that’s too much work. She’s not a hard-working person. So, I think she ends up in a sinecure in academia. University of California trustee. That’s what she’s doing now. Provost at Pepperdine University.

JK: Oh, yeah. She’s a visiting professor at Stanford Law School right now.

JK: It’s—she’s completely cut and pasted from Hillary Clinton, right? She’s going on a listening tour. Hillary Clinton did that when she ran for Senate from New York when everybody hated her, and they were all going to vote for the guy from Long Island instead. Whose name escapes me right now. Rick Lazio. Oh my gosh. I haven’t heard that. He was a sacrificial lamb, and she almost—and he almost ate the big bad wolf from one. He almost beat her. That’s right. And, well, you know, he was—he’s actually a very likable guy. And so, I could see why he kind of did better than they expected. But yeah, she’s—and then, of course, Hillary was a professor at Columbia University School of International Affairs, right. God, I hate to think of those diplomats of the future being trained by that heartbeat.

JK: Houdini says she’ll be on the board of some Fortune 500 company. You bet you will. No, it won’t be one. It’ll be several.

TR: Michael Gardner says Pritzker is my governor, and I think he’d be a great candidate.

JK: Yeah, a couple of people are saying nice things about Pritzker. I like—I don’t make it to himself too. He’s rich as shit. He’s a billionaire. I like Pritzker, and I like the Pritzker family. They’ve done a lot of good. Oh my god. Oh my god, Dana. Oh, maybe she’ll end up on The View.

TR: Oh, that’s—that’s good. You wouldn’t have to work except she’d have to be up really, really early in the morning.

JK: Hey, getting back to Buttigieg for a second. Michelle and I, when we had our show on Sputnik, we used to shit on Buttigieg at every opportunity, just because this guy—he was the worst transportation secretary in American history. And he had opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to do something right. But the train derails and spills chemicals in East Palestine, Ohio. He’s on vacation in Portugal. The trains go on strike. He’s on vacation in Brazil. What was it? It was some other strike. I forget—he took six months off for paternity leave in his first year in office. And like, you could say, and it’s not like, you know, they got knocked up accidentally. It was planned. Exactly. Yes. So, I mean, this guy—listen, he’s brilliant. He speaks 55 languages or whatever. He speaks like eight languages or whatever. Yeah, he’s—he was a Rhodes scholar. He’s a decorated, you know, military guy—awesome. Very, very smart.

TR: Worse in the military—wasn’t he basically a supply clerk? He was like Radar O’Reilly, wasn’t he? Yeah, I don’t think he would—I mean, I think, you know, he saw—I don’t think he saw many shots fired in anger.

You know, but here’s the thing. Okay, so I think people will look back and say like I did—I always made fun of Mayor Pete because it’s like they made a guy who was the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, the head of the US Department of Transportation.

TR: Now, here’s the funny part. I looked into this. So, the mayor of South Bend doesn’t control a single piece of mass transit. As it turns out, South Bend has a separate transit authority that is not administered by the mayor. So, he didn’t have 0.1% experience. He had no experience, right? But so, that said, no one’s going to go back and say, what did you do? How come we don’t have high-speed rail? Right. I think they’re going to look back at the train thing maybe. And then he’ll be—they’ll be able to say, you know, I was under Biden. Biden didn’t let anyone do anything. He was fucked up and dying. Then we might say, well, what did you know about Biden? And he’ll say, well, I was the D.O.T. guy. I didn’t hang with him all the time. Right. Fairly credible.

And we know that they hid Biden from Buttigieg and other members of the cabinet. Yes. Pete Buttigieg didn’t see Biden for two years. Yes. Lay eyes on him.

JK: But that’s actually quite common. Do you remember when Ronald Reagan greeted his own secretary of housing and urban development with, hello, Mr. Mayor? And the guy had been the secretary of HUD for eight years.

TR: Well, he sat in the cabinet meeting with him. You would think he’d be like, who’s the guy down at the end, the other end of the table past the defense secretary? But yeah, no, it’s a Cap Weinberger. It’s very like, but still, I think—so here’s the brief for Buttigieg, I think, handicapping it politically. I think the brief is he’s Obama 2.0. So, he’s professorial. He’s calm. He’s intelligent. He doesn’t sound anything like Donald Trump. Every election is a reaction to the last president. And so, for the—so, he gets the nomination, I think, easily because the party’s obsessed with identity politics and making history. OK, we tried ladies, not one but twice—lost. Got to go back to a dude, but we can’t just have a white dude. Oh, but he’s gay, so we can make that work. And he’s not queeny or flamboyant. So, it’ll be fine. That’s how he gets the nomination. That doesn’t get him to 1600, but it gets him the nomination. That’s my take.

JK: First of all, thank you, Firmware chip from Wake Forest. Thank you for that generosity. And, and, there are a lot of really good comments here about, you know, he is a vet who’s not draped in the flag, which is refreshing. He’s very intelligent. He’s the anti-Trump in like practically every way. He’s a great speaker. He would be able to go toe-to-toe in a debate with, with Vance. True. True. JD Vance is a good debater. True.

TR: Oh, oh yeah. He ate Kamala Harris. But being gay—I mean, you know, what about like the Bernie-Trump—Tim Walz. He ate Tim Walz. That’s who it was. Yeah. What about the Bernie-Trump voters? People who voted for Bernie and then voted for Trump. They’re not going to—they’re not going to vote for a gay man.

I don’t think—I don’t think Buttigieg is going to get the progressive left of the Democratic Party. And that’s why I wouldn’t—unless he needs—but he can still—but he won’t. He’s a DNC pick. So, they won’t let him come out against Israel, and they won’t let him come out in favor of like, you know, Medicare for All—the Bernie stuff. If he can grab that progressive stuff, he’s in, in like Flynn.

TR: Yeah. I don’t know. We need somebody who’s a bona fide progressive. Who’s the highest-ranked—I’m trying to think who’s the highest-ranked, openly gay American politician. We’ve had a bunch of congressmen. We had a closeted senator from Idaho.

JK: Well, we’ve got the senator from Wisconsin. I forget her name. Oh, right. Tammy Baldwin or whatever. Is it Tammy Baldwin? Who’s gay? No, is it the other one? I think it’s the other one.

You know what? I don’t know to answer your question. Do we have any gay governors? That’s a question.

TR: No one’s—I’ve always thought that Ron DeSantis was closeted, but that might just be his voice. I don’t know.

People thought that I was gay, too. It’s like, you know, when I used to have open mic, open mic day on my old radio show in L.A., the one open mic question was always, Ted, are you gay? Always. And I didn’t want to deny it because I thought that would be like homophobic, you know, sort of like, nah, so I just be like, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m not going to say yay. I’m not going to say nay.

JK: Yeah. Tammy Duckworth. I don’t know if that’s her. Is it Tammy Duckworth? I don’t know. No, Tammy Duckworth is the war hero, isn’t she? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you can be—you can be gay and be a war hero. No, but I mean, but she lost her legs, and she’s from—isn’t she from Illinois? God. I’m going to have to—I’m going to look this up. Okay, the lesbian senator is Tammy Baldwin. Oh, okay. Well, Baldwin from Wisconsin. Too many Tammys. Yeah. Lots of Tammys. And the new senator from—or the new—what is she, the governor of? Good point. Arizona. She’s bi—Peter Thiel is gay and more powerful than any politician, no doubt.

JK: Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t really focus. You know, I said to my daughter not too long ago, one of the things that I admire about this generation is that they don’t stovepipe themselves into these gay, straight, bi, this, that.

TR: I’m from the stovepipe generation. I can’t—I can’t relate to the whole like—it’s hard. I don’t know. I don’t fully understand. I have to admit, I don’t believe in—people are gender-fluid. I mean, I know it’s true. I know people who know people who swear that it’s true. But I can’t believe it. It’s like, okay, so if it’s 10 o’clock in the morning, I’m feeling like I’m gay, and if it’s like 10:45, I’m straight, and maybe I don’t want sex at all by, you know, by noon. I don’t know. I just don’t get it. There’s—there’s an error, but it’s just weird.

JK: There’s a guy that we worked with, Ted. I’m not going to out him, of course, but over dinner, he just casually said that he was pansexual. Oh, right. I said, you know, I’ve heard the term. I’m not sure I fully understand it, and he said—he said, I’ll have sex with anybody that seems attractive to me. Men, women, women dressed as men, men dressed as women. He said, it makes no difference to me.

TR: I knew a Russian guy who did not work with us. I remember hearing him talk to someone like that. And he says, you are not—you are omnivorous. You are greedy. I mean, you know, as long as they’re over 18, you guys do you. I care.

JK: I have a very short story I have to tell. There was an editor that we used to work with at Sputnik years ago who I liked very much, and I sat next to them. Okay. So, one day when he was a he, he came into work with just a little bit of blue eyeshadow. And I thought, huh, that’s kind of different. All right. Well, none of my business. And then after a couple of weeks of that, he came in with a blouse and blue jeans. And I thought, oh, okay, they’re transitioning. Okay. And then after a while, it was very stylish dresses and, you know, a woman. And then he changed his Twitter bio to she/her and then later to she/they. Okay, so I was asked to give a speech at the Venezuelan Embassy the night that we broke off diplomatic relations with Venezuela. So, I was there with a bunch of people. There was like a riot outside, and this young woman came up to me, and she said, hi, John, we haven’t met, but my name is Mary. I’m so-and-so’s wife. And I said, oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t even know they were married. So, we had a nice little chat. I go to the office the next day. And our colleague comes in and says, hey, I heard you had a chance to meet Mary last night. And I said, oh yeah, we had a lovely conversation. I said, I apologize. I didn’t know you were gay. And they say, I’m not gay. And I said, oh, I’m sorry, but your Twitter bio says that you’re a woman, and you’re married to a woman. I said, well, I thought that meant by definition that if you’re a woman and you’re married to another woman, that you’re gay. And he says, you know, it’s your generation that wants to put labels on everybody. I was like, okay. Okay. Well, there’s just—they are words. I mean, it does not matter. Yeah, that’s pretty funny.

TR: All right. So, we’ve got a little—another ad, and I think there’s one last story that I want to talk to you here. I’m going to read this. Do you want to do the ad, or I can read the ad?

JK: Go right ahead. I don’t have it.

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JK: Um, and I think that’s okay. I guess that’s it for that ad.

TR: All right. So, John, I wanted to talk to you about microplastics. Not our wheelhouse, but why not? Everything’s our wheelhouse. So, a new study came out that found that if you just sit at home, your body absorbs an average of 68,000 discrete microplastic particles every single day. How crazy is that?

JK: It’s crazy. It’s crazy. But it’s happening. Look, I’m drinking out of a plastic bottle right now.

TR: Yeah. So, we should—I mean, it’s like so many things that are going on in our society. And the political class doesn’t seem to even address it. I mean, you don’t even hear Bernie Sanders talk about this, right? I mean, we need political figures like, you know, I had many problems with him, but I loved how Al Gore was obsessed with climate change and took it upon himself to educate the public. And it didn’t, unfortunately, do much, but he tried. You know, I would love to see whether it’s Pete Buttigieg or some other candidate—how about Donald Trump, anybody, Vance—take up this cause, you know?

JK: Yeah, and nobody is. And it’s funny—the experts are shouting it from the rooftops. You’re right. The politicians aren’t responding or reacting in any way. And usually, when there’s this consensus in a community, some politician is going to pick it up as an issue, and nobody seems to care. They just accept it like, oh, well, you know, I was talking to a funeral director the other day. That was my phone, by the way, on the—and now I can’t duplicate the sound. Anyway, I was talking to a funeral director who I know, and he told me that we eat so many ultra-processed foods over the course of a lifetime that even some people who don’t get embalmed stay intact for years.

TR: Oh my God. Yeah, because of all the preservatives. That’s disgusting. It’s disgusting. I mean, this is where, well, I guess, look, honestly, many progressives voted for Trump because of RFK Jr. and MAHA. He’s been really quiet.

JK: Yeah. This is one of those things where there’s, you know, several possibilities. The two big ones, I think, are either Donald Trump just hogs the limelight and doesn’t let anyone else talk, and or RFK Jr. is in the trenches rolling up his sleeves and working on something big. And it’s just not ready to be announced yet.

TR: Yeah, that may very well be it. Yeah. And you know, I think that he’s still facing such pushback from Democrats.

JK: Oh, you know what? Somebody just wrote, bet John knows where to bury the bodies, and I responded, and it rejected my response. Oh really? It says this comment will not be posted to DeProgram show. That’s awesome. I said the mob taught me that you bury them under somebody else’s casket. Oh, this is funny. We were talking about poor Edie. I mean, he wouldn’t be able to eat now.

TR: No. Eat McDonald’s, and you’ll be buried like a Pharaoh. Seriously. So much for our McDonald’s ads that we were hoping to get. Yeah, by the way, this is totally true. Being a dive instructor, see the impact plastic has on our environment. It’s bad, like really bad—pulled out plastic straps from a tunnel. I’m a diver, John. And I got to tell you, even in just the 25 years or so that I’ve been diving, the reefs have gone from basically dying to dead all over. It’s really hard to find a reef where there’s any fish or anything going on. It’s, you know, and it’s true. Like, you can go to a remote island where there’s a population of like 100 in the Caribbean, and like the side where the current hits will be completely filled with trash and plastic bottles that have washed in across the Atlantic Ocean. It’s really, really—

JK: Yeah, we have that plastic island in the Pacific that Dana is referring to—it’s the size of Texas. There’s one in the Atlantic too now.

Oh, I didn’t know that. Oh my god. Terrible. Well, yeah, no, it’s—it’s pretty bad. I can’t even like comments on that one.

TR: I’m trying to think. Is there anything else that we need to talk about here. Oh, I guess we’d be remiss if we didn’t talk about Trump repositioning those two nuclear submarines, and we could bring it out with that one. Do we care about that?

JK: How important is that? I don’t think it is important. It’s meant to intimidate. But like I’ve said in the past, if we’re serious about a fight, we reposition entire carrier battle groups. A couple of subs are just meant to sort of piss them off. Maybe scare them a little bit that they’re not going to be scared, but it was just what a president who is kind of impotent in this situation might do.

TR: It’s just seemed completely symbolic. I mean, I was also like, I mean, do you think Vladimir Putin woke up one morning and, like, Joe Biden forgot about our ICBMs or like, I mean, if we want to nuke them, we can. Seriously. Oh, not the submarines. Yeah. I’m scared now. Now they’re angry.

JK: All right, John, I think we’re going to leave that there.

TR: Well, I want to say thanks again to everybody. Thank you for your generosity for spending this hour with us every other day, soon to be every day. We literally can’t do this without you. So, thank you. Thank you. Seriously. Thank you. And so again, Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I’m Ted Rall.

JK: John Kiriakou.

TR: DeProgram will be back Monday when we’ll deprogram you from all the news and the spin and bullshit about the news that breaks over the weekend. Thanks again and take care.

 

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Lots to talk about today, as always. We talked about that this might happen,
John. I didn’t think it would happen this fast.

No way. The UK is almost certainly going to recognize Palestine at the UN General Assembly this September. Well, that’s our lead. We’re going to be talking about interesting news out of Iran, where Iran’s leading the way in abandoning US tech, namely GPS. And, you know, we could see a lot more of this kind of thing coming in the very near future from all over the world.

Super interesting, look into the future. Is Israel losing the American right? The evangelicals who’ve been their loyal supporters, Marjorie Taylor Greene is criticizing the Gaza war as genocide.

John Kiriakou: She’s right, of course, but it’s amazing to hear her and people like her saying anything like that.

Ted Rall: Two CIA-related stories that there’s no way I’m going to let you off the hook,
John, from talking about. Tom Sylvester is out at the CIA, and Sandy Grimes, the lady who caught Aldrich Ames, died at the age of 80. We’ll talk about her legacy, and we’ll talk about breaking news and anything else that comes up. And, of course, if you have questions, please put them into the feeds, and we always pick up on them and post them and talk about them.

But we’ve got lots of stuff to talk about. So Keir Starmer, he kind of gave it, some people are interpreting this as a wussy move, but he basically said he’ll recognize Palestine in September unless Israel comes to its senses and agrees to a ceasefire. They’ve been the ones who’ve been breaking all the ceasefires up until now. And, so, you know, obviously, Israel’s not going to do that. So by definition, the UK will join France. And there’s a whole passel of other countries who are interested in doing it too. So let’s get to it.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. Let’s start, if you don’t mind, with Tom Sylvester. Oh, thank you very much, Marble. Let’s do Tom Sylvester. I just want to get this out of the way because we have so much to talk about related to Gaza. Tom Sylvester is the CIA’s deputy director for operations. And in that position, you can argue, he’s the number three or number four official in the CIA. He’s in charge of all CIA operations around the world. This is a job that every CIA case officer aspires to. And by all accounts, he’s been very popular among the rank and file.

Well, if you’ve been the deputy director for operations, your final preretirement job is normally that you’re named station chief in London. That is the one job that everybody in the CIA aspires to. Everybody wants to be the station chief in London. So he was named station chief in London several months ago. But over the course of those several months, he gave an interview to Tim Weiner, who is the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of several books on the CIA. There’s one coming out soon called The Mission that several outlets are excerpting. And, apparently, CIA director
John Radcliffe didn’t like the fact that he spoke with Tim Weiner. Now, normally, the director of the CIA will instruct his officers to work with authors, especially with Tim Weiner. But whatever it is that Tom Sylvester said, it apparently pissed people off. And so the job was unceremoniously yanked from under him.

John Kiriakou: He will not be the CIA station chief in London. Director Radcliffe informed MI6, apparently, yesterday that Sylvester will not be the CIA station chief in London. And so today, Sylvester announced his retirement effective immediately. He’s just going to take his pension and go home. Now most of the time, senior officers, even if they’re disgruntled, will keep their mouth shut. The fact that he’s already spoken to Tim Weiner makes me think the story’s not over. We’re going to hear more.

Ted Rall: So my father worked in government, specifically in the US Air Force, for years at the upper echelons. And he told me, and
John, tell me if this is correct, that usually when you know you’re about to retire, that’s your one chance to vent and blow up. You know, you’re going to retire anyway, and you’ve had stuff that you wanted to say. You’ve got one big thing you want to do. Someone you want to blow up, some boss who was an asshole. And then this is when you do it. And then you retire, and they can’t get you. Is that basically what happened here?

John Kiriakou: 100%. And I’ll tell you my own experience. My last tour, when I resigned from the agency, was at the United Nations in New York. And my station chief, Mary Margaret Graham, and I did not like each other, not even a little bit. And so a couple of days before I left, she threatened me with putting out what’s called a burn notice against me. Oh, yeah, I saw that TV show. She threatened me with a burn notice. And I laughed at her. I was in her office, and, of course, she had her little witness there, the chief of operations, who was just a little dwarf. So I said, I’m not afraid of your threats. Burn notice? I said, come on. You forget that when I made this recent recruitment, you congratulated me by telling me to take petty cash and go get myself a blow job. I said, what do you think the Washington Post would say about that or the New York Times? Because as God is my witness, I’m going to call them and tell them. And she immediately backed off.

Ted Rall: Wow. So, by the way, I do want to answer, maybe you can answer this question. Marble is asking, why is London a desirable post? It’s like the top post, right?

John Kiriakou: It’s the post because you get a gigantic mansion to live in. You get a chauffeur-driven Jaguar limo that they drive you around in. You have the largest entertainment budget of any station chief in the world. Nobody’s trying to kill you there. And MI6 is the closest alliance, intelligence friendship in the world.

Ted Rall: Yeah. So it’s analogous to, in the State Department, right, ambassador to the Court of St. James. It’s the same kind of thing. It’s the job.

John Kiriakou: Exactly right. It is the job.

Ted Rall: I mean, even editorial cartoonist, like New York Times, you know? It’s like that, right?

John Kiriakou: And so, Hans, I absolutely positively did not. I’ve never paid for it in my life, and I’m proud to say that. So although we all pay for it in different ways.

Ted Rall: That’s what my working girlfriends used to tell me. Nothing’s free.

John Kiriakou: But even at lower levels in London, like, I’ve spoken about this operation I did with Christopher Steele back in February. And my counterparts in the station, who were, you know, just whatever, GS-12, GS-13, GS-14, they were living high on the hog too. You’re living in Knightsbridge or you’re living in Paddington in this beautiful mews house, and that life is good. And like I say, people aren’t trying to kill you on the way to work. Gotta love that. Refreshing.

Ted Rall: How, by the way, what do you think of Tom Sylvester, and what do you think of Tim Weiner?

John Kiriakou: You know, honestly, I like them both. Tom Sylvester was an inspired choice to be the deputy director for operations. The guy’s been a station chief, I don’t know, six times, seven times all around the world. He was a specialist in Soviet and then Russian operations and really quite the good ops guy, career-long ops guy, spent almost his entire adult life overseas. Tim Weiner, I actually have a great deal of respect for. I gave him an interview for his previous book about the CIA, and he treated me with great respect.

Ted Rall: So I read that book. It was a solid read for sure. It’s a solid read. And it won the National Book Award, which is a very big deal.

John Kiriakou: Very big deal.

Ted Rall: I mean, it’s definitely not a fun read, unfortunately. And that’s my kind of idea of a fun read. But it doesn’t, you know? I mean, I love that kind of thing. But the prose doesn’t sing, but I would say it’s worth it.

John Kiriakou: It’s a little bit on the dense side, but he footnotes the daylights out of his books. I appreciate that. He backs up everything he writes. It’s quite impressive. And then his books are, like, 800 pages long.

Ted Rall: I’m a sucker for those long books. I’ve been hearing that word counts are dropping at books. Like, 100,000, 120,000 words used to be a standard fiction book. Now 60 or 80,000 is closer to a novella because people’s attention span is so short, but the biographies and political nonfiction are still the outlier. They’re getting longer and longer all the time.

John Kiriakou: Can I answer Eric, who’s asking real quickly? Eric, the rule on the Peace Corps was written in granite. There could be no contact whatsoever between the CIA and the Peace Corps for several reasons. First of all, everybody already accuses the Peace Corps of being CIA. So it’s dangerous enough. Secondly, the Peace Corps has no protection. They’re out there in the sticks. You’re out there in the sticks doing God’s work, and there’s nobody to protect you. So we were not permitted to even, like, say hello if we ran into somebody from the Peace Corps.

Ted Rall: I mean, honestly, that is a good rule that you guys had because, you know, it’s to me, the analogy is the journalism, the journalist embedding programs. I’m violently opposed to them. And as soon as that started in Iraq, anytime you went anywhere, the locals would say, well, you’re just with the US soldiers. You’re a propagandist. I can’t trust you. Why shouldn’t I kill you? And it’s like, I mean, it’s so dangerous. And then, you know, as a journalist, the only weapon you have is your camera or your laptop. That’s it. You’re on your own. You’re really like your dick is waving out in the wind. I mean, it’s bad.

Ted Rall: So do you want to talk about Sandy Grimes, or should we save that for later?

John Kiriakou: Let’s do Sandy Grimes.

You know, Sandy Grimes is another kind of legendary figure, and she never really set out to be. Sandy started off as a secretary, in the days when I think she started back in ’67, is what I read. But those were the days when women were not permitted to have leadership roles. Not just leadership roles, they were not permitted to really do anything of import. They were only secretaries and clerks, file clerks. So she started off as a secretary and then rose up to be one of the greatest mole hunters in CIA’s history. And she’s the one who caught Aldrich Ames, one of the most despicable traitors in modern American history. So, and she was totally unsung. She didn’t even inside the building, if you would say to somebody, hey, so which one of these people over here is Sandy Grimes? Nobody would know because she wasn’t about the fanfare. Her job was to find the mole, and by God, she found him, and he got life without parole. I remember George Tenet saying one time in a meeting that Sandy had gone to him. George, of course, was the director at the time. And Sandy said, I’ve identified him. It’s Aldrich Ames. And it just so happened that George had to attend a White House briefing at which Ames was a participant. And George said that he just couldn’t look Ames in the eye. He knew he was a traitor, and he knew that he was going to be arrested in just a couple of days. And so he was determined only to look at Ames’ shoes so as not to give himself away. And he said he couldn’t help but to see that the shoes were, oh, the shoes that OJ Simpson wore, those, like, $500 shoes.

Ted Rall: Do you remember what those were? Oh, God. I don’t remember what those were.

John Kiriakou: I had never heard of them at the time. Well, neither had I, but they’re like Prada shoes.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Yeah.

John Kiriakou: And then a couple of days later, that’s always the thing, right?

Ted Rall: I mean, these guys, these moles, they have too much money. They’re living too high. That’s what attracts the wrong kind of attention.

John Kiriakou: Absolutely.

Ted Rall: I’m going to Google it real quickly. OJ Simpson’s shoes. And while you’re doing that, let me just bring in Robbie to talk about Bruno Magli.

John Kiriakou: Bruno Magli. That’s it.

Ted Rall: Robby’s shoes. Let me bring in producer Roobby. Guys, we just have to ask you a quick little favor, and we’re going to explain this to you. Okay. Robby’s our producer, Robby West, who I’m going to see next week in Montana. So we basically are trying to get some money here. And with the existing audience that we have, if we can get people to go over to Rumble and watch us on Rumble, same exact experience. There’s a live feed. It’s exactly the same thing. Instead of YouTube, which pays not nearly as well,
John and I will have a little easier time paying our bills every month. Serious. You want to explain it?

Robby West: Yeah. No. For sure. Thank you all for popping me on. Alright. So just real quick, I’m going to try to make this as precise and not boring as possible. So YouTube pays you based off of ads. And, basically, whenever you click on a video, whenever an ad pops up, they will literally throw a few pennies to Ted and
John here onto the channel. What I’m working on doing is getting DeProgram into the Rumble content creator program, and I want to do that for a couple of different reasons. One, Rumble is a free speech platform. So what does that mean? It means that Rumble will not one day decide that
John and Ted are being too controversial and pull the plug. So if you like
John and Ted, go to Rumble and listen to them, and they’ll be uncensored. Second, Rumble pays you based off of your watch hours. On YouTube, watch hours mean nothing. So it’s kind of like TV or radio. So the more people that watch, what happens is that they get paid literally hundreds of dollars per hour watched as opposed to maybe 6 or $7 over on YouTube. And like Ted was saying, the experience is exactly the same with one big exception. When you’re on Rumble, if you want in the creator program, they have to do five hours of Rumble-only premium content. So what does that mean? If there’s a topic that’s particularly controversial that you’re all interested in hearing, then you can see it live on Rumble and be able to continue supporting them and be able to help them pay some bills. I mean, y’all know what’s going on with them. Y’all know that they lost their income. So while we ask, y’all go over to Rumble, drop some follows. We have thousands of people here watching on YouTube. If only, I do not kid y’all, if 20% of y’all do what we’re asking, it would make a radical change financially for Ted and for
John. That’s all I got for you. Now drop the link in the chat.

Ted Rall: The chat, it’s in here. It’s rumble.com/c/deprogramshow. But you can just go to Rumble and just search for DeProgram and Ted Rall or
John Kiriakou, and you will find it. Robby, thank you so much for that. Okay. Sorry for the ad, guys. I mean, it’s like we’re getting to be like NPR.

Ted Rall:
John, anyway, you were saying about Sandy Grimes.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. So here she catches one of the most prolific moles in modern American history. And then the next day, she came into work and just went about her normal job looking for the next mole. So I felt bad when I saw she died. I didn’t realize that she was 80 years old, but God bless her. She was really one of those unknown heroes, those unsung heroes at the CIA. You know, every once in a while, the CIA will give out something called a Trailblazer Award. I never understood these things. And most of them will be, you know, white men who were station chief, like, in Havana when Batista was overthrown, or station chief when the last guy was pulled out of South Vietnam on the helicopter. And then they’ll toss one to somebody like Bonnie Hirschberg. I worked for Bonnie in the office of leadership analysis. Bonnie was a terrific analyst. She was an okay manager. What trail she blazed, I will never ever understand because she was just kind of a typical run-of-the-mill manager. But then you have people like this who are unsung. But, anyway, that’s the CIA today. Lot of news coming in with the CIA today.

Ted Rall: What is, before we move on from her, I mean, what are the personality traits that are required to catch a mole? Like, what skill set is required? I mean, it’s not, we have to navigate. Also, you’re, in the case of an Aldrich Ames, you’re bringing down someone who’s got title, position above your own. You can see a lot of institutional resistance. No one wants to hear it, right?

John Kiriakou: No one wants to hear it. And I’ll tell you what, there are no bigger secrets than the counterintelligence center at the CIA. That’s a very important question you’ve asked, Ted. The mole hunter at the CIA has to be somebody who is obsessed with secrecy to the point where you don’t even talk to yourself, like, in your own head. Like, for me, I’d be, I’d go to the credit union and say, I’m taking you down, Ames, you bastard. You know, I would never fit in in a position like that. And you have to not really care about people telling you, shut up, Kiriakou. Like, you just don’t like games because you don’t like his politics. You don’t like the cut of his jib. This is personal. You’re going after a good patriot, someone who’s doing God’s work for America, and you’re being an asshole. That’s right. And listen, somebody in counterintelligence is akin to somebody in internal affairs in a police department. No one likes you.

I’ll give you an example. On my first, at the end of my first full week at the agency, my boss walked me around both the new headquarters building and the old headquarters building just to point out where everything was. Here’s the cafeteria. Here’s the credit union. There’s medical services. This, in the lobby of the new building, is all glass, like, a glass atrium, and they have windows. And one window says health insurance, and one window says life insurance, and one window says sports tickets. And then there were a couple of other windows. He said, this is where you go if you want to buy baseball tickets, basketball, hockey, football tickets. And then there was another one that said, well, I shouldn’t say what it said, but it was the window that you go to if maybe you have a little bit of a drinking problem or you’ve got a problem with your credit or maybe you’re taking care of your elderly parents and it’s too much of a burden. He told me, don’t ever go to that window. I said, why? It’s nice that they do things like that. And he said, because the people at that window work for counterintelligence, and they don’t give a shit about your elderly parents. They want to know if you’re in a bad enough spot that you’re going to turn mole.

Ted Rall: So this is a little bit like, in the Cultural Revolution, let a thousand flowers bloom, where the Chinese Communist Party said, oh, we’re opening up ourselves to criticism. You know, all you academics, all you people who might be accused of being counter-revolutionaries, step forward. The party’s a big tent. We want to hear from all of you guys, then you step forward. Good. Off to a May 4 farm. Nobody ever sees you again.

John Kiriakou: That’s right.

Ted Rall: Wow. That is some dark cynical shit.

John Kiriakou: That was my first week. I’m like, holy shit. I never even went in there to buy a ticket to the ball game. I was just afraid of somebody just seeing me go in there.

Ted Rall: You can, that’s what Ticketron is for. Or Ticketmaster, whatever the fuck it’s called now.

John Kiriakou: That’s exactly right.

Ted Rall: Oh, man. That is so dark. Alright. Should we talk about Palestine?

John Kiriakou: You were right, Ted. You were right about Keir Starmer, and, frankly, I didn’t think he had the guts to do it. But then he kind of made a half step, if you don’t mind my taking over the conversation.

Ted Rall: Please.

John Kiriakou: He said, we’re going to recognize Palestine in September unless the Israelis let food in and are nicer people about it. It’s a decision designed by committee. You can tell that.

Ted Rall: Absolutely. And, you know, but I think it’s probably very easy to agree to. It’s kind of like, well, okay. Fine. I mean, the Israelis are not going to do this. I mean, it does have kind of, I mean, I don’t like it either because I feel one of the commenters, deep down in the thread, pointed out that really, this recognition should just be based on, not as a reward, a punishment for Israel, but it should just be a statement of self-determination for the Palestinian people.

John Kiriakou: Couldn’t agree more. In the original documents that led to the creation of Israel, and there’s even a YouTube video of Harry Truman talking about this, it says that Israel is going to be created today, whatever, 1948. And Palestine will be created as an independent state pending further discussion. Okay. That was 1948, and we’re still talking about it.

Ted Rall: Now that said, there are 153 nations. I guess it’s going to be 155 soon. Australia is apparently getting ready to pull the trigger. Luxembourg is getting ready to pull the trigger.

John Kiriakou: I didn’t see that one.

Ted Rall: And there’s a whole parcel of other European countries that are Croatia, Spain.

Yeah. Spain’s already in.

Yeah. So, I mean, I think, basically, it’s like you said, it’s going to be just the Axis powers of Germany and Japan, and Italy who are going to be out with the US. What a motley crew.

Ted Rall: And, you know, but so yeah. No. It’s a big deal. I mean, I think the pressure built so fast on Starmer. That’s what I mean, I knew it was going to happen. I just didn’t think it would happen this quickly.

John Kiriakou: And you know what started it was these pictures that ran in the BBC of starving children. That just opened the floodgates. I really believe that.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Well, let’s talk about that. Someone brought it up, and I apologize because this was further down. But I’m glad that someone asked about this question. So, there was this very one particular photo of this one kid who was really, really, really sick and with these haunting eyes. And you could see why this particular photo went viral. And the New York Times and other corporate media organizations have walked that back, obviously, in response to Zionists who’ve complained that the kid, aside from suffering from starvation, also had other diseases at the same time. So therefore, but those other diseases are not wasting diseases. But the kid was really, really sick, and he’s starving. So, and that’s why he was at the hospital.

Ted Rall: But, you know, look. To me, it’s kind of like, well, what do you make of that? My answer to that is I think it’s the last gasp of a dying regime. I mean, I think Israel is in real trouble now.

John Kiriakou: I agree. And I don’t think that they really realize just how deep they are. I saw an interview. Well, maybe you saw it too. It’s Tucker Carlson’s latest interview. It just dropped, and it’s with
John Mearsheimer, who is absolutely freaking brilliant. And Mearsheimer essentially said that. He said that the Israelis just don’t realize how deep they’re in. And on the contrary, they’re talking about this concept of a greater Israel, which includes the bottom third of Lebanon, the southern third of Lebanon. It includes another 50 miles inside of Syria. It includes the entire West Bank, and it includes the Gaza, I’m sorry, the Sinai Peninsula. It’s like, wait a minute. You guys should be thinking about your survival here and about your country falling apart because you’re carrying out a genocide, and you’ve got people who are in government talking about greater Israel. Mearsheimer made another important point. And this is how unhinged the American evangelical Christian community is, where you’ve got the likes of Ambassador Huckabee or Speaker of the House Mike
Johnson saying that Jesus wants us to support Israel and Israel’s policy. Well, last week, Israel’s policy was to utterly and completely destroy one of the last surviving Christian villages in the West Bank, drive out all the Christians, and steal their land. So you’re saying Jesus wants the Jews to drive out the Christians? And that’s what we’re going with? It makes absolutely no sense at all.

Ted Rall: So many Americans don’t know how many Christians there are in Palestine. A lot of them. By the way, though, I do want to say, you know, one of the things you wanted to talk about was the split now, the growing split on the American right over Israel. And I do want to be fair to Ambassador Huckabee. He’s the US ambassador to Israel. He went to the West Bank and visited that town that’s been repeatedly attacked by violent fascist settlers, probably most of whom are from, like, my neighbors from Brooklyn.

John Kiriakou: They’re from New Jersey and New York. And those scumbags who’ve been murdering, raping, and pillaging over there.

Ted Rall: But at least he went there, and he expressed concern, and he was, I think, turned off by what the settlers were doing. They showed up. Joe Rogan, who I think is unfairly characterized as a right-winger, but he’s boycotting, apparently, he’s not allowing Bibi Netanyahu to come on his show. Bibi wants to come on. I mean, I think they’re losing the thread, the Israelis. I mean, we’re talking about a country that is uniquely right. It’s the only country that’s currently on the face of the planet that owes its existence to the United Nations. It’s the only complete welfare state that owes its entire economy to the United States of America. It’s ignoring the UN and its resolutions. It’s ignoring public opinion in the US, the taxpayers who are paying that bill to the Israelis. I mean, these people are biting, chomping, stabbing, and hacking at the hand that feeds them. And, you know, I mean, they’re a rabid dog. And I wrote a column this week that’s called “Israel No Longer Has the Right to Exist.” And the argument that I’m trying to make here is in the community of nations, there are some things people can’t tolerate. Like, when Napoleon disrupted Europe, all these disparate powers who had competing interests got together to defeat him even though they hated each other. World War II, the US and the USSR were not buds, but they had to come together to fight Nazi Germany, not to stop the Holocaust because the US certainly didn’t care about it. Certainly, the Russians cared more about it because it happened in their territory. But they came in and got together because Nazi Germany was so militarily aggressive and violent and out of control and disruptive. They just had to be put down like a rabid dog. Imperial Japan the same way. That’s exactly the scenario that we have now with Israel. They’re such a destabilizing force in the Middle East. I mean, literally, even if you count Iran and the Axis of Resistance and all the shenanigans they had going on with the Houthis and all that. It’s nothing compared to Israel. Just in the last few months, they bombed Iran. They overthrew the government of Syria, and now they’re bombing the new government that they installed. I mean, these people are nuts.

John Kiriakou: They are nuts. And, you know, I have to say, where did I just see it? Thank you everybody, first of all, for going on to, there it is. What nonsense says USA sex predators flee to Israel? Oh, boy, are you right. So listen to this. I was in prison with a pedophile, this disgusting, horrible pedophile. He had graduated from Harvard and Harvard Law School, and he was an attorney in Moscow. To make a very long story very short, he was an aficionado of the ballet. And so he offered to pay the tuition for a twelve-year-old Russian boy, but he insisted that the boy live with him. The parents were like, oh, I don’t know about that, but they were poor. And this kid was, like, a once-in-a-generation gifted ballet guy, and so they allowed their twelve-year-old to move in with a guy, Ken, Kenneth. So, twelve hours later, Ken was raping this kid, and this went on for five years. Finally, the kid told the FBI what was happening. They issued an arrest warrant. By then, Ken was back in Philadelphia where his parents were exceedingly wealthy, big humanitarians. They donate to the museum, whatever. He ran immediately to Israel, and the Israelis would not extradite him because the US would not. The Israelis don’t extradite Jews. It’s a law in Israel. They don’t care what he’s accused of. They’re not extraditing any Jew. So we asked for the extradition. They said no. And then Interpol came up with an idea that was absolutely genius. I love when I hear about these brilliant operational ideas that people come up with. This was my favorite thing to do with the CIA was just to sit around thinking up ideas with my colleagues. They decided to sponsor a ballet show in Cyprus, and they used a dummy email account to email him an announcement of the ballet to lure him. And they lured him to Cyprus, and they grabbed him at the airport. And the Cypriots extradited him. And he got twenty years. He’s still in that bastard. But the Israelis will not extradite Jews. Period.

Ted Rall: That’s pretty gross. I mean, I just, yeah. I think, look, I think we’re done here. So, what’s going to happen? I mean, by September now feels really far away.

John Kiriakou: It does. I agree. And it’s not, it’s four and a half, five weeks.

Ted Rall: So the UN is going to come here to New York and fuck up all the traffic, and no one’s going to be able to move. Every year. In that traffic, it’s going to be a lot of new allies of or at least friends of Palestine.

That’s right. How many countries do you think it’s going to be? It’s going to be like our migration over to Rumble. Everyone’s subscribing over there. Palestine’s signing them up.

Oh, and by the way, I did want to ask you a little bit about this statement that broke. I don’t know if you had a chance to hear it because it just happened right before we went on the air. But Arab and Muslim states, a member of the Arab League, the EU, and 17 more countries have supported a declaration signed at a UN conference that was hosted by Saudi Arabia and France that basically is calling, this also includes Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt. They’re calling for Hamas to disarm and give up power and basically turn over all authority to the Palestinian Authority, which, of course, is Mahmoud Abbas who’s, what, 92 or something like that.

John Kiriakou: I always say he’s sixteen years into a four-year term.

Ted Rall: Nice. He and Zelenskyy have a nice democracy. They’re working on this. And, anyway, so they, yeah. He’s over there. So Mahmoud Abbas, the sort of head of the, I guess it’s like the Vichy kind of government of the West Bank. They’re corrupt. They don’t really do anything. But, basically, that’s what all these countries are calling for. Like, they don’t want to recognize Hamas. I mean, that’s not going to happen, right? I mean, because, first of all, that’s Fatah, and they can’t rule in Gaza. The Gazans don’t want them.

John Kiriakou: No. The Gazans have made it clear by voting Hamas in and the PA out. The PA is not the answer to this problem. You know, Haaretz, two or three weeks ago, ran this article saying that one of the things that’s being discussed, and I think it isn’t actually being discussed. I think they just put it out there to see what the reaction was going to be, was to have Hamas disarm and then to have Saudi Arabia administer Gaza while Israel continues to actually own Gaza. And then after a day, nobody really commented on it.

John Kiriakou: And can I say something too about Cyprus, this thing that the Israelis said about Northern Cyprus being an Israel problem? They mean something actually contemporary on that. The Greeks, I am utterly ashamed to say that the Greeks and the Cypriots are 1000% pro-Israel. And the reason that they’re pro-Israel is several-fold. Number one, it’s because the Israelis and the Turks hate each other. So if the Turks hate Israel, then the Greeks have to love Israel because the Greeks hate the Turks. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The other reason is because the Cypriots are sitting on an ocean of natural gas, and it stretches into Israeli waters. And so the Greeks, the Cypriots, and into Palestinian waters, Gaza waters. And just like one little vein into Lebanese waters. So the Greeks and the Cypriots don’t have the money to lift this gas, but the Israelis certainly do. And so the three countries have entered into this joint venture that’s already well underway to lift this gas, and it’s going to make Cyprus one of the wealthiest countries in the world over the course of years.

So we just, I’m not going to say celebrated, I’m going to say commemorated the fifty-first anniversary of the Turkish invasion of Cyprus. The Turks invaded Cyprus, killed thousands of Cypriots. Seventeen American citizens are still missing from the Turkish invasion fifty-one years ago.

Ted Rall: Yeah. This was the seventies. 1974.

John Kiriakou: And, I never understood what Turkey was after, besides just territory. There were a lot of moving parts in this thing. So these were literally the final days of the Greek military dictatorship. And as it was in its death throes, it overthrew the democratically elected government of Cyprus and installed a strongman by the name of Nikos Sampson, who had been an assassin in sort of his previous life. So Sampson announced a military dictatorship in Cyprus. The Turks saw that as the green light to invade and overthrow Sampson, which they did in a matter of days. So the democratically elected president returns to Cyprus. He’d only been in exile a week, and the Turks never left. And they’ve just kept one third of Cyprus, the northern third of Cyprus. So what we’re seeing here with the Israelis saying we have a problem with Northern Cyprus, there is no such thing as Northern Cyprus with a capital N. The Turks call it the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus. It’s not recognized by any country in the world except Turkey. It’s Turkish annexed or Turkish occupied Cyprus is what it is. And so because the Israelis and the Greeks and the Cypriots are all in business together, the Greeks and the Cypriots went to the Israelis and said, hey, we need your help on Cyprus. You need to say the right thing about the Turks. And so the Israelis hate the Turks like the Turks hate the Israelis, so they jump in on the side of the Greeks and the Cypriots. It’s awful.

Ted Rall: Let’s, I do want to answer this question by Gadna. Why would anyone trust Saudi Arabia to administer Gaza?

John Kiriakou: They wouldn’t is the short answer. They wouldn’t. I wouldn’t.

Ted Rall: Okay. Yeah. Can we explain what happens with countries recognizing Palestine? It’s really, I mean, it is symbolic. It doesn’t change the facts on the ground. And there is the concern that, you know, in the case of the future Republic of Palestine or the present Republic of Palestine, depending on how you want to look at it, it’s divided. There’s two governments. There’s the Hamas government and there’s the Palestinian Authority. That’s kind of an issue because you’re supposed to know who you’d be able to talk to. But, you know, I guess, that’s not being, but, I mean, what happens is it’s legitimate. So the big thing is if you’re a country that has a deal with Israel or is thinking of making a deal with Israel, once you recognize Palestine, you have to go through all of your trading agreements and everything that you have with Israel to see if anything in there is wrong or illegal or challenging to Palestine. So a good example of that would be, let’s say, Israel produces wine. They produce it in occupied territories, for example, in the Golan. Very high quality. I’ve had this treason wine. It’s really good.

John Kiriakou: It’s quite good.

Ted Rall: So the Golan wine, for example, you would not, if you’ve recognized Syria as an independent country, which most of the world does, well, you can’t import that wine into your country. And it’s just a million little things like that. And they add up. And there’s more to it than that too. If there’s a genocide taking place in your country, and you’re recognized by another country, you can call their ambassador and say, listen, I need your help. There’s stuff that we need, we need your cooperation. Can you help us with intel? Can you stop, derecognize Israel? There’s lots of stuff. Like, suddenly, the doors are open. You’re not isolated.

Ted Rall: It reminds me a little of a strange meeting I had with the Afghan ambassador to Uzbekistan during the Taliban period, and this was in February. So he was a Northern Alliance guy. So he had the embassy in Tashkent. And so I asked him, like, well, you know, technically, you’re supposed to be getting support from the US. And he said, oh, yeah. He goes, we’re supposed to be. And I said, what kind of support do you get? And he opens up his desk drawer, pulls out a yellow envelope, and he’s like, here you go. I open it up, and inside, there’s a map of Afghanistan. And I’m like, it’s just, and he goes, that’s the only support I have ever gotten from the US government. Like, that’s it. And I go, well, it’s a pretty good map but it’s out of date. He said the Soviet ones are better. And he’s like, and I was like, so how do you pay for all this? And he was hemming and hawing. And I was like, you guys mine rubies. And he’s like, yeah, in Badakhshan. So that’s how they were subsisting.

Ted Rall: But I mean, so I don’t know. I mean, what do you think? Is it, what’s the practical meaning of recognition for the Palestinians?

John Kiriakou: I think it opens the door for Palestine to be a member state in a lot of different international organizations, which gives them a voice on the international stage that they otherwise wouldn’t have had. It makes them eligible for financial aid, both from international organizations and from individual countries. And, you know, we used to have a Palestine liaison office here in Washington. Donald Trump closed it in his first term and expelled the Palestinian diplomats. I would love to see Palestinian diplomats on the circuit again in Washington or in London or Madrid or Canberra or anywhere else where they’re recognized. It’s important.

Ted Rall: And they could eventually have, like, one of those rotating seats at the Security Council, at the UN.

John Kiriakou: Exactly right. So they would be the representative of the Asia group on the UN Security Council. Oh my God, could you imagine? Huge. Absolutely huge. When I was at the CIA, it was Libya’s turn. And we went apeshit over the notion that Muammar Gaddafi would be represented on the United Nations Security Council. And so we started this international lobbying effort, and we got the Asia group to deny seating Libya on the Security Council, and Egypt got it two terms in a row. Ridiculous. Because there were no other countries in all of Asia that should have been represented on the UN Security Council.

Ted Rall: By the way, really, I think good point here from Skye. After September, the US will be the only permanent member of the Security Council not to recognize Palestinian statehood. That is a very good point. That’s a very important thing. Israel’s going to be a pariah. The question for President Trump and for the United States, and really, frankly, Trump, we shouldn’t pick on him on this because Democrats are equally guilty of having supported Israel.

John Kiriakou: Absolutely.

Ted Rall: And this whole genocide started under Biden, and he encouraged it, and he funded it, and he armed it. So, you know, Trump just happens to be holding the bag right now. But the question for the US is going to be, do we want to be at the pariah table with little Israel, or do we want to be with everyone else?

John Kiriakou: Well, you know, in these votes in the UN General Assembly, it’s not just us and Israel. It’s also Nauru and, occasionally, Costa Rica and one of those little countries in the Pacific that I can’t pronounce. So we’re not always standing alone. Like Vanuatu.

John Kiriakou: Vanuatu. Where would we be without Vanuatu?

Ted Rall: I think Vanuatu is the closest to the international dateline. So on New Year’s Eve, they always are like, well, Vanuatu celebrated twenty-three and a half hours ago. You’ve seen that.

Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I’ll answer you a little bit on this question. I’ll be in New York City Labor Day Weekend. How bad will traffic be for the UN?

Ted Rall: Horrible, except if you’re sitting on the Upper East Side. The East Side in Manhattan is terrible. If you’re, like, somewhere else, honestly, if you’re up, like, I’m on the Upper West, I had a UN badge, and I had trouble getting to the office even with the UN badge. And I was walking, so it’s going to be bad on the East Side.

John Kiriakou: Stay away from the East Side.

Ted Rall: Yeah. And it’s always, it’s kind of like in general. That’s good advice anyway. Labor Day, but all the rich people will be gone. So in other neighborhoods, it’ll kind of help. It’s kind of like a great time to visit town. And the weather should be a little bit better.

Oh my God. So alright. What do we think of Gaddafi? I love that question. I think Gaddafi was super, I mean, no one got screwed more than Gaddafi, right? I mean, he, and what happened to him is so important as a lesson for other rulers. I mean, George W. Bush said, listen, you know, if you drop your nuclear program, and if, you know, we’ll cut a deal with you, we’ll bring you in, we’ll legitimize you, we’ll forget all about Lockerbie, the whole nine yards. And then he did as asked. And the next thing you know, Hillary Clinton comes in as Secretary of State. There’s this radical jihadi movement out in Eastern Libya, in Benghazi. And the US finances it, runs interference for it, provides air support with NATO, and we helped kill Gaddafi and get him sodomized on live television.

John Kiriakou: My boss, Steve Kappas, deputy director, the associate deputy director for operations and a mentor of mine, flew out to Libya to meet with Gaddafi and Gaddafi’s intelligence chief, who actually graduated from the University of Michigan, and convinced him to give up his weapons of mass destruction programs, saying, you don’t want to end up like Saddam Hussein. We’re going to kill Saddam Hussein, he told Gaddafi in 2002. We’re going to kill him. You don’t want to end up like that. Just give up your weapons of mass destruction, and everybody’s going to live happily ever after. And Gaddafi gave up all his weapons programs, a rube. And we allowed him to be killed anyway.

Ted Rall: And he got played.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. He got played. We just lied to him. And then, you know, the way he was killed was so horrific. It was so grotesque.

Ted Rall: And people think that’s just the locals who did it, but that’s not true. I mean, it was a US drone that fired a missile at his motorcade and maybe at his car specifically, but his car was driven off the road. He and his entourage were forced to flee. They hid in a drainage pipe, a culvert kind of thing. And then the jihadis found him and killed him.

Ted Rall: Yeah. So, yeah, let’s talk a little bit about, do we want to talk about this? I mean, what’s so remarkable about the mass shooting that took place at 345 Park Avenue here and 51st Street is that it’s not remarkable. You know, this guy came in, he claimed, it reminded me of the shooter at the University of Texas in Austin in 1966, the Texas watchtower shooter. He suspected there was something wrong with him, that he was hearing voices and having violent urges. And in his suicide note, he requested that his brain be examined for signs of trouble. In fact, they did find a tumor that was pressing up against his amygdala. And that’s, so this guy yesterday, his suicide note said that he believed he had CTE. I don’t know if he had ever been diagnosed formally or not. He was a high school football player. He went to the NFL building HQ, and basically went to the wrong floor, killed four people, including an off-duty New York City police officer who was working security at the desk. And, you know, the thing is, though, it’s one of those things where if you say, well, what could you possibly do about it? I mean, I think nothing. I mean, you know, guns are legal. AR-15s are legal. They’re, we’re washing them. They’re all over the place. You know, he drove here from Nevada. He parked in front of the building in his BMW and walked in. I mean, this can and will happen over and over again. And it’s almost like all you can do is just shrug, and I think that’s what’s so remarkable about it is how unremarkable it is. And, you know, he apologized in the note that he left, which just, to me, made it that much more sad.

John Kiriakou: Mental illness, whether it’s caused by CTE or something else, is a horrible existence. And he really believed that he had CTE, and he really believed that it was because he played football in high school.

Ted Rall: So it seems to be kind of a political act, basically.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. It is.

Ted Rall: It is. It’s a political act.
John, should we talk about this story out of Iran? So, obviously, the Iranians are still smarting from their twelve-day, fourteen-day war with, I guess, twelve-day war with Israel. And they’re licking their wounds, but their nuclear program, whatever it was, appears to be largely intact. But the Iranians took note, and they’re starting to think, and they obviously are investigating what happened. And part of their investigation finds that their GPS was manipulated by the US or Israel or some kind of other bad actor to screw up their targeting abilities. This might help explain why they were so caught with their pants down and unable to defend themselves and fire back against the Israelis who had complete command of the skies over Iran, which blew me away.

John Kiriakou: This has been a rumor really since the twelve-day war that something was wrong with the GPSs. You’re not allowed to use Waze in Iran because Waze is owned by an Israeli company. But any GPS, the Iranians were right.

Ted Rall: Waze was purchased by Google. It’s now part of Alphabet.

Ted Rall: Correct. It was founded by an Israeli company. That’s right. So I always hated it. I never understood it. I didn’t understand, like, how the interface makes no sense to me. Maybe you have to read from right to left or something.

John Kiriakou: Maybe. But I think they’re worried about GPSs in general now just because they believe, probably rightly, that the US and Israel have the technology to interface with the satellites and target Iran.

Ted Rall: Well, there are satellites, right? I mean, Bill Clinton, this was military and covert technology until Bill Clinton decided to publicize it, I think wisely. He was convinced that this was going to open up all sorts of technological innovation, and it has. I mean, if you think about something like real estate listings, you can see a map of where the house is or whatever. It’s amazing. But that technology, it’s American, and it can be, and was, weaponized against the Iranians. So now they’re looking for a Chinese or other alternative. This story is not about Iran. This story is about the US having technological dominance. And that dominance being undermined by the US’s willingness to weaponize that dominance for short-term gain, losing sight of the long-term impact, which is that if you come off as a non-neutral arbiter, you’re not, the rest of the world isn’t going to want to trust you anymore, and then you’re going to lose your advantage. I mean, you know, we invented the phone. That’s why our country code is one. We have, I mean, this is exactly, it’s analogous to the dollar. We weaponized the US dollar. So now Russia, everyone else who’s thinking, well, one day, I could fall afoul of the United States. You don’t know. And then they could just decide to turn off the spigot and screw us and steal our reserve currency. Like, we can’t have that. So, you know, we’re getting SWIFT or all these systems that if you want to control them and take a little piece, you can’t, like, put your thumb on the scale. I mean, the example I’m thinking of is, like, how did Constantinople become rich? Well, it’s right on the Bosphorus, and they just collected tolls from the Silk Road and just waited for ships to go through, and everybody had to pay. And what made it work was they let everyone through, and they charged everyone. If they had started to say, like, fuck those Sogdians, let’s nail them, then that would have worked. Other people would have been like, well, we have to overthrow Constantinople, or we have to do an end-run. We have to figure another way. The US just doesn’t, I don’t know. It seems really, really shortsighted.

John Kiriakou: Very, very shortsighted. And we had the same conversation last week about sanctions. Countries have gotten to the point where sanctions just simply don’t hurt them anymore because we’re so heavy in the way we levy sanctions against countries that they’re forced to come up with a way around them. And let me interrupt our conversation for one second. Just as we were going on the air, Prime Minister Mark Carney, the Canadian prime minister, announced that Canada would recognize Palestine.

Ted Rall: Holy shit. That’s amazing. I just had a little tingle there in my upper back. That’s so great. It’s happening.

John Kiriakou: You’re right. There’s a hole in the dike.

Ted Rall: The flood, and it’s coming. It’s a seismic shift. It’s a tsunami.

John Kiriakou: It is.

Ted Rall: And Canada is also, I mean, diplomatically, a very important country. I mean, you know, Canada is the country that when you’re a backpacker and you want to travel to, like, you’re an American backpacker and you want to go to Afghanistan and not be thought of as an asshole, you wear the Canadian flag on your backpack. Canada is considered neutral.

John Kiriakou: I did that. I sewed a Canadian flag on my backpack in ’85. Everyone thinks Canada is chill.

Ted Rall: I’m wondering what Canada’s strike means here. Canada is following orders. From whom, I wonder?

John Kiriakou: No. That doesn’t make sense to me.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Well, you can pipe in. We’ll put that up if you reply to us. But yeah. So, exactly. Houdini is like, always say you’re Canadian overseas. Like, oh, like, yeah. I like hockey. But yeah. So we’ll see what happens here. Oh, so, yeah. So there’s so much cynical cynicism here where I’m not buying it. These elites that back to the other side already can’t do good. Look, it’s not because they’re good people. It’s because they read polls. And, like, they know that basically the world isn’t this, I mean, if they were good people, they would have come out against this shit on October 8, 2023. I mean, you know, this is like, because it was already obvious what the Israelis were going to do from within hours. I mean, they were having a great time. You know, they were looking forward to it.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. So, you know, I wonder if some of this is a swipe at Donald Trump too from the Canadians. I wonder.

Ted Rall: It could be. Well, they have reason to be pissed, right. I mean, I don’t know. I’m not ruling out that Donald Trump is going to distance himself from Israel. I don’t think he’s going to, like, recognize Palestine, but I think the weapons flow has to come to an end.

John Kiriakou: It does. Alyssa Slotkin, some people have mentioned Alyssa Slotkin in the chat. She’s the senator from Michigan, former CIA colleague of mine. Alyssa’s complicated. She’s Jewish. She was not endorsed by any of the Jewish groups in America in her campaign, but she won. She won relatively easily in a year when Donald Trump carried her state. But she said that she would be willing to vote for a cutoff of offensive weapons to Israel. That’s not going to happen. We saw a week ago, there was a vote to cut off offensive weapons to Israel, and it got, like, six votes in the House. So it’s just not going to happen.

Ted Rall: Well, I don’t think it’s going to happen quickly, but I think by Christmas time, we’re going to see some movement. It’s going to slow down or something.

John Kiriakou: Do you think that if it keeps happening, if country after country, not including, of course, Hungary, Italy, Germany, the United States, but if these other countries continue to recognize Palestine, do you think that this could threaten the Netanyahu government?

Ted Rall: Yeah. Because somebody’s going to have to take the blame for losing the international community. And that has to be Bibi, right? I mean, I did a deep dive into Israeli opinion polling, as you know, because you read my column. And 76.5% of Israelis, as of June, totally have no problem with the genocide. They’re like, okay with it, and they don’t think that the needs of the Palestinians and their misery should even be taken into consideration in military planning. So this is, you know, let’s be clear here. Even what passes for the Israeli left, they’re not demonstrating against the genocide. They’re demonstrating because the hostages haven’t come home. And also they don’t like Netanyahu and his corruption. But that’s what this is about.

Right. So looking at it from the standpoint of the Israelis who basically have their heads up their asses while the whole rest of the world is appalled and disgusted with them, and they don’t see it. But I do think, from their point of view, if they’re involved in an existential battle to expand Israel, dry and get Gaza for themselves, which obviously all Israelis aren’t stupid, they know that’s what this is about. And that project is going to be deeply hampered by losing US and international support.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Who else are you going to blame? I mean, you can’t a la carte it and say, well, this is Ben Gvir, but not Netanyahu. It’s like, it’s all of them. The government’s got to go. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to be replaced with liberals. There aren’t any anymore in Israel.

John Kiriakou: No. If there’s a ceasefire, does Bibi go to prison?

Ted Rall: Well, if Bibi is out of government, goes to trial. And then probably he goes to prison, I think.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. And this is a good point. Oh, thank you, Candace Drake. Thank you very much. Where did I just see it? We’re getting so many comments I can’t keep up. HubDroid, Mixtene. Don’t think they can admit wrongdoing on anything. It’s a mountain of war crimes. That’s exactly right.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. Well, that’s for sure. And that’s why Netanyahu can’t risk not being prime minister.

TedRall: Here’s a big question for you. You know, back in the old days, people like Idi Amin would go into exile in places like Saudi Arabia.

John Kiriakou: I saw him in Jeddah in the vegetable market. What? I was like, oh my God. That’s Idi Amin. And he was there with his wife, like, taking care of ears? Seriously.

Ted Rall: Right? What a monster. You know, there’s a famous story. I forget if it was Time or Newsweek, but one of them interviewed him, and on the back porch of his presidential palace, he was presented with a plate of human ears with tomato garnish and said, like, this is a delicacy in our country. Would you like one?

John Kiriakou: Oh my God. I remember reading an article once saying that in a conversation with a reporter, he was talking about the saltiness of bushmeat, and he said monkeys are salty. Leopards are very salty, but nothing is as salty as a human being.

Ted Rall Yeah. He was a famous cannibal. Did you ever see that movie with the French brothers? It’s in the Criterion Collection. It’s just called Idi Amin Dada. It’s one of the most amazing films. It’s a documentary.

Ted Rall: So this is an amazing film. Right? So basically, for six months, these two French brothers were given unfettered access to Idi Amin. They followed him everywhere. And this was right after the Entebbe mission by the Israelis.

John Kiriakou: Their nephew’s brother was killed. And it had changed him, apparently.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Idi Amin, like, for the filmmakers had his army recreate the Entebbe mission, and they bring out helicopters and shit. You got to watch it. It’s like, and also, he swims. Is it the Zambezi? He’s swimming, like, next to crocodiles and, like, every morning. And he, like, pushes them out of the way. Like, get out of the way, you fucking rascals. And but the most, to me, the, it’s completely, you can’t take your eyes off it. But the best moment for me is that there’s a cabinet meeting, and you could hear the air conditioner, like, rolling. And he’s going around the room, and it’s kind of got that sort of East German kind of decor, like, you know, sort of that Lives of Others kind of vibe. And he’s like, okay. So the secretary of territory, minister of transportation, sorry, minister of education, you’re doing a good job. Keep it up. Defense, everything’s looking good. He’s going around, and he’s like, transportation. And the guy starts quivering like a leaf. And he’s like, you know, the service in the, still getting complaints about the bus service in the capital. Just, you have my number. My four-digit number, and he tells it, like, 3224. You, I tell you. You have a problem. You call me. Morning, day, or night. You get it. Have you ever called me even one time? You never call, and nothing ever gets better. And then the scene cuts, and there’s the guy’s body floating in the river. It says, the next day, transportation minister so-and-so was found floating in the Zambezi. I mean, it’s unbelievable.

Ted Rall: But, anyway, so okay. Well, so does Bibi Netanyahu, can he fly to, would the Saudis take him in as the prime minister of a Jewish state?

John Kiriakou: Never. No. Never.

Ted Rall: So there’s some decency. There are limits. There are rules.

John Kiriakou: And you know what? I think that the reason why they wouldn’t ever do it is because their own people would overthrow them if they did something like that.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Wow. Yeah. No. He’s more likely to end up, you know, in the US.

John Kiriakou: I was in Old Town, Alexandria, Virginia one time. Now this is twenty years ago. And I saw Pervez Musharraf and his wife just window shopping up and down King Street. He’s like, so this is where you ended up, you war criminal.

Ted Rall:  He’s a yeah. I could go on about him. You know, because, I’ve, you know, I’m a commentator. I don’t really break news. The news that I broke ever was the Pervez Musharraf coup. So I was down the street in Islamabad, at a cafe just eating. And there was, I just gotten down the Karakoram Highway, taking, like, three or four weeks with my friend. And so we’re, like, hanging out. We finally arrived in Islamabad, and there’s gunfire down the street. And, you know, small arms fire. And so I asked the waiter. The waiters always know everything. I said, what’s going on? He goes, oh, they are overthrowing the government. I’m like, what? He goes, yeah. Nawaz Sharif, he is finished. Like, he is, like, he will be killed. I’m like, what? It’s like, right now? It’s like, yeah. That’s them now. So I got up with my camera and went and took a bunch of photos and talked to some soldiers. And, indeed, like, Nawaz Sharif’s in the van. Like, while I’m talking outside. I’m like, outside the van, they’re taking him off to be tortured. They did torture him. And, so, Pervez Musharraf, you know, and I knew because when we came down the Karakoram Highway, we saw Taliban soldiers all over the place, and we were stopped at a checkpoint. And we’re like, and they’re like, oh, you’re in Afghanistan. I’m like, this is the KKH. We’re not in Afghanistan. We’re in Pakistan. And the guy starts joking, and he goes, sometimes Afghanistan comes to you. And, because Pervez Musharraf came to power by an alliance with the Taliban. And he allowed the Taliban to enter Northern Pakistan to go as proxies to fight the Indians and basically say, we didn’t attack you guys. We don’t know anything about it. It was called the third Kashmir war with the Kargil conflict.

Ted Rall: You know all this. But this is for the audience. My God. And it’s like, yeah, fucking Pervez Musharraf. I mean, after 9/11, Pakistan was so responsible for what happened to us more than any other country. Do they get justice? No. They got a raise.

John Kiriakou: Nope. That was it. They got a raise. And like every exiled Pakistani leader, he’s now in Dubai, which is exactly where, what was her name, went? Prime minister, oh, come on. We were just talking about it last week. Why am I having a, which country? Pakistan.

Ted Rall: Oh, Bhutto.

John Kiriakou: But, yeah, Prime Minister Bhutto and her husband, back and forth between Pakistan and Dubai, presidency and exile, crimes against humanity and all that stuff. Lovely fellows all around and ladies.

Ted Rall: Yeah. She’s dead. Musharraf’s dead. They’re all dead now.

John Kiriakou: Yeah. A bullet to the brain is what did her in.

Ted Rall: Yeah. Well, that it is, I mean, Pakistanis are spicy. It’s a tough gig.

John Kiriakou: Across them. No. It’s a tough gig.

Ted Rall: I mean, every moment I was in Pakistan, I had the feeling that a riot could break out any second. Someone could just walk down the street and start screaming something in Urdu. And the next thing you know, people are out there with sticks and shit, and you had guns out there. Like, it’s on. And you don’t even know what’s going on.

Ted Rall: Alright. So alright. Where’s Hamid Karzai?

Hamid Karzai is still in Kabul living happily next to the Taliban, and he’s got balls of steel.

John Kiriakou: But his brother’s got a restaurant in Baltimore. If anyone wants to go check it out, it’s actually pretty good.

Ted Rall: I do like Afghan food quite a bit. But not the Afghan food there for the most part. Just because it’s, no.

John Kiriakou: The Afghan food in America is head and shoulders better than any Afghan food.

Ted Rall: Cuban food sucks in Cuba. It’s terrible in Cuba. Like, how much zucchini can you eat? Or boiled chicken. And bad yellow rice.

Ted Rall: Alright. So take on Imran Khan.

John Kiriakou: I actually like Imran Khan. I liked and respected him. His problem is that anytime he has a problem, whether it’s riots in the streets or an ingrown toenail, he blames the United States.

Ted Rall: I think we’re going to leave that there for the deprogramming for today. Just a reminder to everybody, in case you missed it, it would mean a lot to
John and me, and in the most important way, which is to say financially. If you guys were to watch this same exact show, the same exact way over on Rumble instead of YouTube, you know, obviously, if you can’t for whatever reason, we love you on YouTube too. But we get paid a zillion times more over on Rumble than we do. It’s pennies in comparison on YouTube. There’s no comparison. So, you know, if you go over to Rumble and just watch us exactly the same way, it’d be much appreciated. You don’t have to remember this weird URL. Just go to Rumble and search for
John or my name, and or the show, and it’ll come right up. And so thank you very much. We’re here Monday, Wednesday, Friday, eastern time. We’re going to be going in two weeks to a Monday through Friday schedule. So, hopefully, you guys will stick around for that. We love this show, and we love you guys. We have the best fans and the best watchers and viewers. So and we’re fans of you guys too. So it’s a mutual admiration society.

John Kiriakou: Anyway,
John, always a pleasure. Hang in there. And is, always is. Time flies?

Ted Rall: It does. Alright. Thanks, everybody. Oh, Canada. That’s right. Kudos to the Canadians.