Dr. Obama

Obama repeatedly argues that the economy would be even worse if not for his banker bailout. If the unemployment were calculated the same way it was in 1934, the rate would be the same. How does Obama dare argue that–even if it’s true (which is doubtful)?

To Be a Republican

After a blizzard hit Washington, right-wing morons argued that it proved that climate change was a hoax. Why don’t they draw the opposite conclusion from a heat wave?

Bankers Beat Me To It

Finally, Americans are poor-poor: they can’t earn money, pull it out of savings, or even borrow it.

The Best System No One Ever Came Up With

Inspired by an observation by a pundit on MSNBC. Both the president’s healthcare and economic plans are widely acknowledged as too little to work–but they’re all that’s politically feasible. Seems like it’s the system that’s unfeasible.

Jobless Recovery

The phrase “jobless recovery” is the least intelligent phrase since “Peacekeeper missile.”

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