Obama wins the Nobel. Tell the Afghans about Obama’s role as a peacemaker…or tell the Pakistanis…or anyone who reads a paper.
The Penultimate Sacrifice
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It’s true that the lawn around the Vietnam war memorial is in trouble. But at least soldiers who died in Afghanistan will have died for something useful.
Barry Bonds, PFC
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News Item: U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan are abusing steroids and psychotropic drugs in order to bulk themselves up into musclebound masters of occupation
No Matter
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Afghans are celebrating the destruction of the last remaining matter left in Afghanistan.
While You Were Fighting In Afghanistan
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While Obama is off fighting in Afghanistan, the United States is falling apart.
What Happens to Murderers
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Seven months after taking office, Obama allows the greatest mass murderer in U.S. history to enjoy a cozy retirement.
The World is Watching
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Barack Obama says he mourns every life that is lost, but there’s an exception for his wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Asterisk President
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Fairly self-explanatory, but this is something I’ve been trying to convey about Obama for some time. He has perfect Bush’s art of getting the big headline and then amending it into nothingness later when nobody is paying attention. Remember Bush’s signing statements? Obama doesn’t need them–he does the same thing without them.
