Days after Congress comes close to banning the NSA’s recently revealed program of spying on Americans, the NSA says Al Qaeda is planning to attack the US – and that they found out using the program that Congress was about to ban.
Data Hoarders
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Barry has a problem. He’s accumulated so much data it’s ruining his country. Can fabulous clutter consultant Edward help him dig out?
Arrest Them All, Let the NSA Sort Them Out
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Under the NSA’s “three-hop analysis” policy, they mine the records of 2.5 million Americans for each suspected terrorist. It’s the miracle of math!
Know Your Level
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If Bradley Manning had murdered Iraqi civilians as a soldier, he’d be a hero. Instead, he revealed proof that his superiors killed Iraqi civilians. It’s all about understanding your role in the hierarchy that keeps our society together…which we should all want for some reason.
Nothing to Worry About
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Another day, another revelation about another NSA program. This time it’s about how the NSA can search every e-mail in America.
Sybil Obama
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Does Barack Obama even know what President Obama is up to? It’s not clear based on his speeches.
Notional Sophistry Agency
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Now that Congress is starting to ask the NSA about their spying program, they’re trying to protect their privacy – about spying on us.
Hope and ______
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Why does Obama make speech after speech calling for change but not proposing any policy changes? Because there’s nothing the President of the United States can do to change anything.
Liberal Who Cares Deeply About the Republican Party
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Why do some liberals spend so much time advising the GOP how to do better in elections? Why do they expect Republicans to listen?
Privacy Ends Where the Parking Lot Begins
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Nordstrom department store experiments with creepy tracking software, is transparent about it, and stops it upon request. Why do we expect less in the non-Nordstrom world?
