Ted Rall at LeftForum 2011 in NYC

I will be on two panels at this weekend’s Leftforum 2011 confab in NYC this coming weekend. Everything is at Pace University near City Hall in lower Manhattan, and this will be the biggest meeting of lefties in the US this year.

Details of my panels are as follows:

Saturday, March 18
3:00-4:50 pm
“Against Capitalism and Imperialism”

with Mario Kawonabo of the Batay Ouvriye Solidarity Network and cartoonist Stephanie McMillan

Sunday, March 19
3:00-4:50 pm
“Political Cartoons: Resistance Through Ridicule”

with cartoonists Stephanie McMillan, Ruben Bolling, and Tim Krieder

SYNDICATED COLUMN: A Tsunami 100 Times Worse Than Japan

Apocalypse Looms in Landlocked Central Asia

The earthquake and tsunami that devastated Japan last week has killed at least 10,000 people. It is terrible. It may be a sneak preview of something 100 times worse.

The next Big Flood will probably be the worst natural disaster in history. It could easily be avoided.

Yet no one is lifting a finger to save the lives of one to five million people.

Lake Sarez, in the eastern Pamir mountains of eastern Tajikistan, is known to Central Asians as the region’s “Sword of Damocles.” A mile wide and 600 feet deep, Sarez is one of the biggest high-altitude bodies of water on earth, at an elevation of 11,200 feet.

Lake Sarez was created just over 100 years ago in a remote corner of what was then czarist Russia. On February 18, 1911 a 7.4-scale earthquake, common in the Pamirs, shattered a mountain adjacent to the Murgab River. The resulting landslide formed a half-mile high natural dam that blocked the river. Today the lake is 37 miles long.

Geologists have been warning about the Sarez threat since Soviet times. Now it’s urgent. Due to climate change the clock on the Sarez time bomb runs faster every year. During the 1990s the water level was rising eight inches a year. Now it’s one or two yards.

Scientists say the dam is going to burst. Whether a quake dislodges a rockslide that creates a wave that crests the dam, or melting glaciers brings the water to the top, computer models predict a devastating inland tsunami sooner rather than later.

Seventeen cubic kilometers of water will be instantly released. A wall of water 800 feet high will cascade down a series of river valleys in four countries.

In 2007 I trekked up to Sarez in order to research a magazine article for Men’s Journal. The following is from that piece:

“The 75-mile Bartang Valley, cultural and spiritual heartland of the Ismaili Muslims, would lose 30 villages and 7,000 people. The Bartang empties into the Pyanj, a large river that marks the border with northern Afghanistan, then Uzbekistan, then Turkmenistan. Six hundred miles downstream from Lake Sarez, the flood would cross into another time zone. Even this far downstream, Scott Weber of the U.N. Department for Humanitarian Affairs told New Scientist in 1999, ‘the wall of water would still be as high as a two-story house.'”

“The city of Termiz in southern Uzbekistan is home to 140,000 people, the Uzbek-Afghan Friendship Bridge that the Soviets used to invade Afghanistan, and currently a German airbase with 3,000 NATO troops. Termiz would be obliterated. The water would keep going. The Pyanj is a tributary of the Amu Darya, which Alexander the Great knew as the Oxus. The flood path would continue along the Amu Darya, roughly marking the border between Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, before emptying into the shrunken Aral Sea, 1,200 miles downstream of Sarez.”

“Five million people—mostly residents of landlocked deserts that routinely reach 125 degrees—would be drowned by snow melt.”

That will only be the beginning of the misery.

Most of the arable land in Central Asia will be destroyed by silt. Tens of millions of Turkmen, Uzbeks, Afghans and Tajiks could starve.

This might happen in 10 years. Or next week. It could be happening now.

We can prevent it.

The dam can be shored up. A bypass to release pressure can be tunneled through bedrock around the left flank of the natural dam. Liberal cost estimates of such an engineering project run around $2 billion.

Tajikistan is desperately poor. Over a third of its GDP comes from Tajiks who have moved to other countries and send money back home to their families. The Tajik government doesn’t have the cash.

However, $2 billion is small change to Western countries. The U.S. spends that to occupy Iraq and Afghanistan for one week.

When Men’s Journal published my piece on Lake Sarez in 2008 I hoped it would prompt the U.S. to act. Aside from preventing the worst natural disaster ever, couldn’t we use five million new best friends in the Muslim world?

I sent copies to Presidents Bush and Obama, members of Congress, the U.N., the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe, and other international organizations. No one replied.

Interestingly, Japan is one of the few donor countries to have taken interest in Lake Sarez, having coughed up a few million dollars for a monitoring station. But there’s still no way to evacuate people living downstream in the event of a breach.

Why don’t the U.S. and other wealthy countries care about Lake Sarez? Maybe they’re just not paying attention. Also, the Tajiks don’t have oil or natural gas.

Whatever the reason, a flood that will make the current disaster in Japan look tiny by comparison is becoming increasingly likely. And it will be mostly our fault.

(Ted Rall is the author of “The Anti-American Manifesto.” His website is tedrall.com.)

COPYRIGHT 2011 TED RALL

Two Years Late

I just came across this anonymous parody of my cartoons. Made me seriously laugh. Also serves as a reminder: it’s not easy to copy “simple” drawing styles.

Convinced Yet, Wisconsin?

In theAnti-American Manifesto I argue that the Democrats are useless and that anyone who really cares about the country and its people have to find their solutions outside of the system entirely–indeed, by getting rid of it entirely.

Now that the Democrats have gotten rolled in Wisconsin, establishment labor unions are showing their strikes–er, stripes. What are they going to do to get even with those rascally Republicans? They’re going to push harder to get more Democrats elected in 2012. How getting anti-union Democrats elected helps rank-and-file workers, not to mention the un- and underemployed, they do not and cannot say.

When people in Wisconsin and elsewhere are ready to get serious about their own interests and their own lives, they will take it to the streets. That, as we are seeing in places like Yemen and Libya, is where shit really gets played out.

To cite the blog Success Warrior:

How do you say that waging an illegal war is terrible, morally corrupt, and, well, evil, but support Democrats who funded the war under Bush and increased troops when Obama became commander-in-chief?

Fuck the Democrats. They are not our friends.

When Cartoonists Attack

Matt Bors has practically patented editorial cartoon criticism in his blog, but sometimes a cartoon is so turdy that I have to weigh in. When I heard the news this morning about the huge earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan, I knew that my colleagues could be counted upon to unleash a, er, tsunami of hackneyed clichés that would make readers eyes burn. It’s early yet, but I have not been disappointed.

First I offer this gem by David Fitzpatrick of the Tucson Daily Star:

When you live in Tucson, I guess everything looks like a cactus. Which explains Godzilla’s back plates. I love the collection of clichéed Japanese stuff, especially the temples and traditional city gates. Because, you know, Japan is so old-school and traditional and doesn’t have normal high buildings and stuff. But wasn’t Godzilla kind of a dick to Tokyo, what with shooting flames at it and stuff? This cartoon puts the “dick” in “ridiculous.”

But leave it to France to jump the shark over the shark over the shark:

For those who didn’t see the 1970 film, “Tora! Tora! Tora!” was the signal that initiated the attack on Pearl Harbor. In other words, tectonics are getting even for one sneak attack with another. Geology is on America’s side and revenge is a bitch–even if it’s a long time coming. (Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn’t count.)

DISPOSABLE EPISODE 3: Customer Service

Dan and Sarah’s misadventures in the land of American downward mobility continue with this week’s installment of “Disposable.” This time: the unhappy couple resorts to Obama’s voluntary Make Home Affordable refinancing program to try to save their home. The results are out of this world.

Today We Are All Muslims

As Rep. Peter King begins his witchhunt against Muslim Americans, I suggest that we take a cue from an apocryphal story about the monarchs of Holland Denmark, who supposedly wore the Star of David as a gesture of solidarity with Jews during the Nazi occupation.

All Americans, regardless of their faith or lack thereof, ought to label themselves as Muslim until Peter King is forced to resign in shame. Whether it’s a turban, skullcap, crescent moon symbol or a T-shirt that says “I am Muslim, we are all Muslim,” it’s time to stand strong against official racism and bigotry.

Please spread the word.

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