Correction

NY Press, a right-wing weekly paper, continues its jihad. In this week’s issue, an anonymous writer spits:

And yet, even after all these years, Ted Rall still wants to work with us. At an Association of Alternative Newsweeklies conference in June, Rall ran into one of the New York Press bigwigs and inquired about the possibility of running his column with us.

Actually, the New York Press bigwig (he’s their publisher) asked me about running my column with them. I responded by pointing out that Jeff Koyen’s pro-Bush politics would prevent such a thing, the publisher insisted that no, he could be convinced, and that was that.

Not that it much matters. Nobody reads the pathelogically lying Press anymore; most media observers are amazed that it continues to limp along. Who finances this money loser, anyway?

Ted Rall Book Tour – Week of September 27 – October 3

Tuesday, Sept. 28, 7:30 pm:

I’ll be signing my new books GENERALISSIMO EL BUSHO and WAKE UP, YOU’RE LIBERAL at the Barnes & Noble on Sixth Avenue at West 8th Street in Manhattan, New York City. I’ll give a brief talk and answer questions. Don’t come late; if turnout is low, I leave early.

Thursday, Sept. 30, 7:30 pm:

I’ll be joining fellow cartoonists Neil Swaab (“Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles”), Mikhaels B. Reid (“The Boiling Point”) and Emily S. Flake (“Lulu Eightball”) to sign copies of ATTITUDE 2: THE NEW SUBVERSIVE ALTERNATIVE CARTOONISTS at Kim’s Mediopolis on Broadway at 113th Streetin Manhattan, New York City. I’ll give a presentation about alternative weekly cartooning, answer questions and then we’ll all sign books. Copies of my other books will also be available for purchase and signing. Plus, Kim’s is the best video and CD store in New York City.

Friday, Oct. 1, noon – 6 pm:

I’ll be sitting at the NBM Publishing table at the Small Press Expo at the Holiday Inn in Bethesda, Maryland. Buy and get your Ted Rall books signed. I’ll also have original artwork and other rarities for sale.

Saturday, Oct. 2, 10 am – 6 pm:

Still at Small Press Expo, Bethesda. I’m also sitting on a panel that evening about political cartooning.

Sunday, Oct. 3, noon – 5 pm:

A big day for yours truly! Not only will the first-ever New York Times Book Review of one of my works be running (on GENERALISSIMO EL BUSHO–let’s hope they like it!), but I’ll be sitting at NBM’s table at New York is Book Country book fair on Fifth Avenue.

Book Tour resumes October 15 in Washingon state! Watch this space.

P.S. It’s not too late to add your city to my book tour! If you have a good venue in a city where my cartoons or columns run in the local newspaper, email me at chet@rall.com.

Shoutout

To the guy who’s been waiting for the super rare hardback copy of that book: It has finally arrived. Please send your money, but email me first so I know that you got this.

NYC Save the Date

I’ll be signing books twice the same week at two different stores in New York City.

Tuesday, September 28, 7:30 pm

Ted Rall Signing for GENERALISSIMO EL BUSHO and WAKE UP! YOU’RE LIBERAL at

at

Barnes & Noble Greenwich Village

Avenue of the Americas at West 8th Street

Manhattan

Thursday, September 30, time TBA

Signing for ATTITUDE 2: THE NEW SUBVERSIVE ALTERNATIVE CARTOONISTS

edited by Ted Rall

Meet David Rees, Emily S. Flake, Mikhaela B. Reid, Neil Swaab, Ted Rall and other cartoonists

at

Kim’s Mediapolis

Broadway between 113th and 114th Streets

Manhattan

I hope to meet you at one of these gigs!

Some Warblogger Has Been Busy

Lately I have received several inquiries along the following lines:

you got references showing 1) that the 9/11 hijackers were all members of egyptian islamic jihad 2) that bin laden was in pak when the US invaded afghanistan 3) that at the time, there was a bigger al qaeda presence in pak? not that i don’t believe you, but i want to be able to give better substantiation than “ted rall said it.” thanks.

As per my email rules, I don’t supply links to information that is readily available. By “readily available,” I mean going to Google and running a simple search on “hijackers” and “Islamic Jihad.” Which, if you do, gets you enough references to the first questiion make your head spin.

As for numbers two and three, why can’t people learn to use Google?

Cassandra?

A watchful FOR sends the following, which I post without comment:

This is from a 1999 article you wrote. Scary

Penny-ante bigotries (flashback: anti-Ayatollah bumper stickers) and antipathy toward the press are this decade’s early-warning signs that we may be heading once again into an ’80s-style rollback of basic civil liberties, spectacular tax giveaways to a tiny coterie of superrich and economically ruinous policies of wage stagnation and repression of workers. And don’t forget: Reagan’s trickle-down economics was a disaster for the middle class. It’s almost as if, after five or six years of incredible economic growth, right-wing, flag-waving, Bible-pounding twits would rather see their own portfolios evaporate than watch poor people and minorities begin to enjoy the American dream.

Nothing lasts forever, but good things invariably get murdered.

In Anticipation

It’s entirely possible that today’s cartoon won’t elicit more than the usual shrug and turn of the page. On the other hand, experience teaches that right-wingers freak out whenever you attack their sacred cows–and the gaudier the golden cow, the angrier they become when you point out that it’s nothing more than a lump of yellow metal.

By way of explanation for anyone who may have missed it, last week’s Republican National Convention featured a Tuesday-night September 11, 2001 commemoration wherein widows of the fallen were paraded out under blue tinted lights to urge implicitly and explicitly that America (in Rudy Giuliani’s words) owes it to the victims of 9/11 to vote the straight Republican ticket. As delegates whooped “yeahs” worthy of a football game, these horrible people pimped their dead husbands to score votes for a GOP that has nothing whatsoever to bring their killers to justice while increasing funding to the countries that played a role in the attacks. They actually compared the supposed actions* of the passengers of United Flight 93–“doing something”–to “doing something” this November, i.e., voting for Bush.

It doesn’t matter that some of the dead may have been Republicans. 9/11 should have never been used for partisan politics and it needs to stop now.

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*Western Pennsylvania newspapers and TV stations report that debris was found eight miles away from the crash site, indicating that the flight was either shot down by the Air Force or suffered a catastrophic explosion. As much as we would all like it to be true, the fact that the US government has never publicly released the flight data recorder or voice cockpit recorders from United 93 sheds further doubt on the Drinkcart of Death theory.

Crash the RNC Party TONIGHT!

The party’s on…see you at Proof, Third Avenue between 19th and 20th Streets, 8 pm until ? $85 at the door, be there or you’re supporting Bush!

Book Signing Schedule Coming Together

The schedule for my appearances is shaping up. Here’s what we have so far, more details later. If you live in an area where I’m not appearing, this may be because your local daily or alternative weekly newspaper doesn’t carry my work. I’ve discovered that, without a paper to build an audience and to support the signing when it takes place, turnout tends to be dismal.

The obvious way to remedy this is to convince your paper to start carrying my cartoons and/or columns. Failing that, a book signing event can be made financially viable if a local group (typically a university) offers me airfare and an honorarium to speak in town.

Anyway, here it is:

9/28 – NYC

9/30 – NYC

10/20-10/30″

Seattle

Olympia, WA

San Juan Island, WA

Portland, OR

Berkeley

San Francisco

Los Angeles

It would be great to set something up in Santa Cruz, San Diego and/or Phoenix. If you’d like to help do that, please email me at chet@rall.com

Air America Friday

I’ll be on Air America’s “Unfiltered” tomorrow morning at 11:30 am–hopefully with some amusing war stories to tell. Stay tuned.