ATTITUDE 3 Signing in NYC Thursday

A group signing for ATTITUDE 3: THE NEW SUBVERSIVE ONLINE CARTOONISTS will take place Thursday night (April 27th) in New York City. I’ll be on hand, along with leading webcomics luminaries Dorothy Gambrell (CAT AND GIRL), Richard Stevens (DIESEL SWEETIES), Ryan North (DAILY DINOSAUR COMICS), Eric Millikin (FETUS-X), Nicholas Gurewitch (PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP), Rob Balder (PARTIALLY CLIPS), and Dale Beran and David Hellman (A LESSON IS LEARNED BUT THE DAMAGE IS IRREVERSIBLE). There will be a panel discussion about webcomics.

Don’t miss this thrilling gathering of some of the most talented cartoonists in the United States!

Kim’s Mediapolis
Broadway at 113th Street
New York City
1 or 9 subway to 110 Street
M4 or M104 bus to 113 Street
Admission FREE

Seven Days in April

Another retired general says Donald Rumsfeld should resign. Another general ought to shut up.

My position on Rumsfeld is clear. He should be clapped in irons and put on trial for war crimes for his role as one of history’s greatest genocidal maniacs, a man who pushed for the mass murder of more than 150,000 innocent Iraqis and Afghans and who recklessly squandered the lives and limbs of tens of thousands of American and Allied soldiers. He is a monster, pure and simple. He is stupid, arrogant and vicious.

Military men, however, should continue to respect the traditional separation the armed forces have from civilian politics. As we saw most recently with the intimidating letter sent by the Joint Chiefs of Staff to the Washington Post about (ironically, a pro-military) cartoon by Tom Toles, generals no longer seem content to stay out of politics.

This is a dangerous trend.

More and more, our civilian society is being militarized, with troops being dispatched to keep order in disaster zones where humanitarian workers used to go to provide help. Former generals who voice their opinion about whether their top civilian leader, the Defense Secretary, ought to keep his job, continue this terrifying trend–one that is accelerating in view of the growing vacuum of leadership in Congress and the judiciary.

We still have civilian rule in this country–thank God. Rumsfeld (and Bush) should go. But the military should have no say about either.

It’s out! The first copy of my webcomics anthology arrived at NBM Publishing yesterday and it’s a beauty. Fans of the first two ATTITUDE anthologies will be amazed that I found 21 more cartoonists of the same high caliber and talent. And if you’re into or interested in finding out about webcomics, this is the ONLY primer out there. If you order from Amazon now you should have your own copy hot off the press within a week or two. Be the first on your block to own this incredible collection of cartoons by, interviews with and ephemera about some of the most ass-kicking Internet-based cartoonists.

P.S. There’s a group signing and panel discussion of ATTITUDE 3 cartoonists in New York City at 7 pm on April 27: Kim’s Mediapolis, Broadway and 113th Street.

A Tad Late

My apologies for being such a stranger to the blog lately. I’m working hard to finish my book SILK ROAD TO RUIN: IS CENTRAL ASIA THE NEW MIDDLE EAST?, a follow-up to TO AFGHANISTAN AND BACK, and it’s just killing me. Nevertheless I felt that you needed to read my Global Journalist magazine article about the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy of a few months back.

Right-wing logic betrays a singular lack of basic information about the way the world works.

Referring to my column this week about the testimony of Hurricans Katrina victims’ testimony, Conservative Dialysis asks:

hang on a minute here. If there’s one thing that you can count on from people who feel that some authority figure has injured them or mistreated them is that a lawsuit is going to be filed. The people Rall discusses here, if there stories are actually true, all have good causes of action against the City of New Orleans and/or the Federal Government. Why haven’t they filed these suits?

Because, genius, lawyers are expensive. The victims were poor to begin with. Now they’re homeless too. They can’t afford to hire a a lawyer and, despite the belief of some that many lawyers work on a contingiency, that’s only true in asbestos litigation and similar torts.

Why aren’t they cashing in on what would seem to be a lottery-type situation? I’ll tell you why: because there isn’t any evidence to back up these stories. In a time where people in government routinely loose their jobs for the slightest act of political correctness, why isn’t “Tammy” yelling and screaming about how the police called her a “black monkey bitch”? If true, she could and should have that officer hung from the highest flag pole.

Except, how would she do that?

Among the great ironies of my life was being temporarily arrested (!) for jaywalking in Los Angeles. I jaywalk every day, but that time I actually happened to be crossing with the light, in the crosswalk. An African-American cop cuffed me, threw me up against the wall and roughed me up before writing me a ticket and letting me go. I was polite. I didn’t resist. I’m not stupid; the guy has the legal right to shoot me. Anyway, I filed an Internal Affairs complaint. Guess what happened?

If you’re black and reading this, you know the answer: Nada. Cops get away with murder all the time. There’s no recourse against them. If you’re white and reading this, ask a black man.

From One “Steaming Pile” to Another

Actually I prefer to reserve that term for the speech Bush gave at Ground Zero. But the news that the Washington Post has just fired the blogger who called me a “steaming pile of pus” for plagiarism is too delicious to pass up.

I know, I know—I already wrote the book on the energy-based motivations for the US invasion and occupation of Afghanistan. Guess what? Not only is the pipeline project originally conceived by UNOCAL moving forward, Afghanistan has lots of oil too:

Scientists Find Big Afghan Oil Resources
By JOHN HEILPRIN, Associated Press Writer Tue Mar 14, 5:29 PM ET
WASHINGTON – Two geological basins in northern Afghanistan hold 18 times the oil and triple the natural gas resources previously thought, scientists said Tuesday as part of a U.S. assessment aimed at enticing energy development in the war-torn country.
Nearly 1.6 billion barrels of oil, mostly in the Afghan-Tajik Basin, and about 15.7 trillion cubic feet of natural gas, mainly in the Amu Darya Basin, could be tapped, said the U.S. Geological Survey and Afghanistan’s Ministry of Mines and Industry.
Afghan President Hamid Karzai described the estimates as “very positive findings,” particularly since the country now imports most of its energy, including electricity.
“Knowing more about our country’s petroleum resources will enable us to take steps to develop our energy potential, which is crucial for our country’s growth,” said Karzai, whose government was created after the U.S.-led invasion in 2001 and later won national elections.
The $2 million assessment, paid for by the independent U.S. Trade and Development Agency, was nearly four years in the making, said Daniel Stein, the agency’s regional director for Europe and Eurasia. The total area assessed was only about one-sixth of the two basins’ 200,000 square miles that lie within Afghanistan.
Interior Secretary Gale Norton, whose agency includes the U.S. Geological Survey, said the assessment would help Afghanistan better understand and manage its natural resources.
Afghanistan’s petroleum reserves were previously thought to hold 88 million barrels of oil and 5 trillion cubic feet of natural gas, based on Afghan and Soviet estimates for 15 oil and gas fields opened between 1957 and 1984. But just three of those have operated recently.
“There is a significant amount of undiscovered oil in northern Afghanistan,” said Patrick Leahy, the U.S. Geological Survey’s acting director. He said the other oil fields were abandoned, or the equipment there is damaged and rocks have filled the wells.
More work remains to assess petroleum reserves, conduct seismic exploration and rehabilitate wells, say government and industry officials.
Companies could drill relatively quickly, potentially bringing in billions of dollars in revenue to the transitional government, said H.E. Said Tayeb Jawad, Afghanistan’s ambassador to the United States.
“Within two to three years, the prospects are there for companies to start exploring oil and gas. The legal infrastructure is in place for the companies to come in,” Jawad said in an interview.
“As far as security, they may have to take some additional precautions. But the country is much safer than what’s perceived in the media,” he said. “But of course we are fighting terrorism, it’s a phenomenon, it’s a danger, but it’s not limited to one country.”

Ted Rall at Panel Discussion in New York City

I will join fellow contributors cartoonist David Rees (“Get Your War On”) and Mark Green (2001 Democratic candidate for NYC Mayor) to an anthology of essays titled “Proud to Be Liberal” for a panel discussion about the state of liberalism at Housing Works. Please join us at:

Wednesday, March 15th, 7:00PM
Housing Works Used Book Cafe
126 Crosby St
New York City
(212) 334-3424

Rall v. Coulter: No Pledges Needed, for Now

Thanks to hundreds of generous pledgers we now have enough money committed to launching a slander and libel suit against Coulter for her remarks falsely claiming that I had entered Iran’s Holocaust cartoon contest.

Now I’m working with my lawyers on minutiae and legal research to make sure that those funds are used wisely.

I will be in touch all the pledgers next week. Of course, should this move forward, I will rely upon those of you who have not contributed to keep the lawsuit going all the way to the end. As for now, however, we probably have enough to get started.

Have a great weekend, and don’t forget to listen to the Ted Rall Show on 1069freefm.com this Sunday from 10 am to 12 noon Pacific time!

Condi Ramone!

Is Condi Rice about to make a career change to punk rock? If her new hair style (click on the photo to enlarge) is any judge, America’s biggest reason to hurl all over the morning paper is jonesing to replace Joey, Johnny or some other dearly departed ember of the fabulous Ramones. Hey, ho, let’s go!