From actual comments made on network news.
Finally: A Jobs Program
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Finally: Obama creates a jobs program! The catch is, you have to join the Taliban first.
Tax Summit
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Obama wants the jobless to wait while he dithers on the jobs creation front. Why should they pay their taxes on time?
Obama Saves Seven Jobs
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Incredibly, Obama claims jobs that haven’t been lost yet as jobs that have been created, or “saved,” by his stimulus non-plan.
Fashions for the New Depression
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In case you wonder, all four of these fashion trends are real. Yes, even shoulder pads.
Democrat Lady and Her Republican Friend
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Obama’s supporters get a taste of what it felt like to apologize for Bush for the previous eight years.
