Who can blame the gravekeepers at Arlington? All the victims of our leaders’ lies look the same.
The War Criminal’s Guide to Etiquette
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Now to prepare for the people complaining that this video was the exception to the rule…
Flashpoint: Arctic
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True story: other countries are gearing up for a territorial Cold War over Arctic resources that are becoming accessible due to global warming–but the U.S. isn’t involved because of climate change denialism.
Barry Bonds, PFC
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News Item: U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan are abusing steroids and psychotropic drugs in order to bulk themselves up into musclebound masters of occupation
What Happens to Murderers
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Seven months after taking office, Obama allows the greatest mass murderer in U.S. history to enjoy a cozy retirement.
The World is Watching
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Barack Obama says he mourns every life that is lost, but there’s an exception for his wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Asterisk President
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Fairly self-explanatory, but this is something I’ve been trying to convey about Obama for some time. He has perfect Bush’s art of getting the big headline and then amending it into nothingness later when nobody is paying attention. Remember Bush’s signing statements? Obama doesn’t need them–he does the same thing without them.
