The One is calm. Very, very calmmmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Obama’s Stagecraft
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First Obama’s transition team bogarted the official .gov domain suffix to invent some wacky “Change.gov” website. Then he invented a fake “Office of the President-Elect.” (Yes, federal law provides funds for the president-elect to rent an office. But that’s not an official government Office.) What else is he going to stagemanage?
99 Cent Store
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Until recently, 99 cent stores were having trouble finding stuff to sell at such a low price. Fortunately, deflation will come to their rescue.
Blame the Victims
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Corporations and their media apologists are blaming us for falling for their consumerist tricks.
Liberal Projection
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Hoping against hope, liberal Democrats hope the most conservative Democratic primary candidate will use his conservative staffers to promote progressive policies.
Generalissimo Obamo
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Hillary Clinton, architect of the Iraq War, is Obama’s secretary of state. Obama says “America doesn’t torture. It was only a matter of time before Obama let us down, but this is unprecedented. And not even one liberal in the cabinet. And Larry Summers! And…
Bailouts Everywhere, Not a Drop For People
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Everyone’s getting a bailout. Just not people who need them.
Once Fearsome Enemies
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Now that they’ve been defeated, the same Republicans who called liberals anti-American traitors are talking about the benefits of bipartisanship.
