Why haven’t we been attacked since 9/11?
Roadmap to Victory
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Eventually, the economist said, we’ll all be dead. In Iraq, sooner rather than later.
Projection
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Much as they did in 1992, liberals are imagining that the Democratic nominee will be the Liberal Avenger.
Half
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I hope Obama wins. It’s more fun to criticize a Democrat for his hypocrisy and worthlessness than a Republican for being true to his well-heeled donors.
Change Like You Can’t Believe
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Barack Obama has exactly as much respect for privacy rights as George W. Bush. But it’s different–because he’s smart and attractive.
Cindy Says
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Cindy McCain might become First Lady. How will the former drug fiend keep herself occupied?
Generational Warfare Lite
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For the first time since Nixon, pundits are talking about a generation gap between the young and the old. If there’s a conflict, it’s low intensity.
500,000 or 1,000,000?
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Cell phone companies require us to guess how many minutes we’ll use during a long period of time, and risk getting charged fines for going over. What if this structure spreads to other businesses?
Responsibility
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Barack Obama, trying to court conservative whites with dim views of black males, attacks black men for being bad parents.
All in the Mind
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Condi Rice says Bush wants to close Gitmo, but worries about releasing dangerous prisoners upon an unsuspecting populace. What to do?
