What if Christopher Columbus had to get funding today?
Swine Flu Scamming
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Swine flu could infect half the U.S. population this winter. The good news: swine flu is one of the few illnesses they’ll treat without medical insurance.
While You Were Fighting In Afghanistan
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While Obama is off fighting in Afghanistan, the United States is falling apart.
What A Difference White Skin Makes
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The government kidnaps kids from Afghanistan and tortures them on the flimsiest pretexts. Meanwhile, white supremacists bring guns to Obama’s appearances and walk away free.
The War Against Global Waming
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The military says that global warming is a grave and present national security threat.
In The Year 2525
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In the year 2525, as the old song goes, everyone will still be listening to endless droning on and on and on about how Woodstock and everything else Boomer was so super awesome that nothing else can or ever will approach it in its awesomeness. Which may very well be true, in which case, we REALLY don’t want to hear it anymore. For God’s sake, let us enjoy our pop culture lameness!
Obamaman Vs Rightzilla
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If you ever needed proof that incrementalism can’t work, Obama’s healthcare proposals weren’t the victims of the vast right-wing attack machine, but rather of the Democrats’ own prediliction for arguing against themselves. “If we ask for too much, they won’t give it to us, so we’ll ask for less. Wait, now they want us to compromise from our fall-back position. OK, we can do that.” And so it goes, as the Republicans smell the stink of weakness and exploit it for all its worth. And who can blame them, except the families of the dead?
What Happens to Murderers
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Seven months after taking office, Obama allows the greatest mass murderer in U.S. history to enjoy a cozy retirement.
