More good news like this, and we’re fucked.
The Tiger Woods Bailout Plan
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Tabloids paying off women who claim to have slept with Tiger Woods are providing the only new jobs of the Obama era.
Strategy? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Strategy!
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Generals and right-wing politicians have convinced Obama not to tip his hand about our strategy in Afghanistan.
Now Network
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If you’ve seen Sprint’s ads for their Now Network, you’ll know what this cartoon is about. If not, well, sorry.
Finally: A Jobs Program
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Finally: Obama creates a jobs program! The catch is, you have to join the Taliban first.
Tax Summit
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Obama wants the jobless to wait while he dithers on the jobs creation front. Why should they pay their taxes on time?
Must Be Easy
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After carefully considering three options for Afghanistan, none of which involved withdrawal, he decided to send more troops–in order to get out sooner. Of course.
LBJ, call your office.
Obama Saves Seven Jobs
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Incredibly, Obama claims jobs that haven’t been lost yet as jobs that have been created, or “saved,” by his stimulus non-plan.
