“Worst Thing” Sold Out

My award-winning first graphic novel, REAL AMERICANS ADMIT: THE WORST THING I’VE EVER DONE!, is now officially sold out.

Will there be another edition? That’s up to you. There were all of 9 copies left at Amazon as of this morning. If enough people order these anthologies of people’s answers to the question “what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?”, we’ll go back to press.

If not, let’s not hear any whining.

All too many “fans” claim they want new books of one type or another and then fail to support them when the artists give the people what they want. Me, when I find something cool–especially from an independent publisher–I buy up a dozen copies and hand them out to pals as gifts. If you’re serious about an artist or band or whatever, prove it. Drop a few bucks on material you believe in.

Republican Challenge Results

Only one (!) of the countless conservative readers of the says he would consider voting for the Democratic nominee this fall over George W. Bush. The reason he’d so so? If Bush were declared clinically insane, presumably by experts.

Compare this attitude to that of Democrats. When Bill Clinton was caught commiting perjury, many libbies–me included–came out in favor of impeachment. For us, the Constitution and the rule of law came before any one man, even if he was a Democrat (though not much of one).

Republicans obviously don’t feel that way. Even if Bush were caught molesting children and small animals, they’d come up with some justification and pull the “R” lever anyway. I’d be tempted to decry their lack of patriotism and integrity, but what’s the point? Their singlemindedness allows their minority party to defeat our majority party.

More on this in WAKE UP, YOU’RE LIBERAL.

Bush’s Self-Appointed Intel Panel

Bush’s newly-announced panel of second-rate experts to look into the issue of bad Iraq inteligence is like investigating the gun industry after a convenience store robbery turns lethal: it misses the point. Intelligence agencies didn’t “hype” the Iraq threat; the administration misrepresented their intelligence to do so.

What’s really needed here is a Watergate-style special prosecutor with full powers to subpoena anyone and anything he wants to investigate how and why Bush Administration warmongers lied about Iraq’s fictional weapons of mass destruction to stampede an initially reluctant American public into an unwinnable, unending war in which more than 500 Americans have been killed and more than 3000 wounded.

Ken Starr, call your office.

ATTITUDE 2: THE NEW SUBVERSIVE SOCIAL COMMENTARY CARTOONISTS (NBM Publishing, February 2004, $13.95) is now at the printers. Initial copies should start hitting stores around February 28th and should be on most shelves nationally by the middle of March.

Please pre-order this awesome collection of interviews and cartoons by 21 more cool cartoonists: Alison Bechdel, Jennifer Berman, Max Cannon, Barry Deutsch, Emily S. Flake, Marian Henley, Justin Jones, Keith Knight, Tim Kreider, Aaron McGruder, Kevin Moore, Stephen Notley, Eric Orner, Greg Peters, David Rees, Mikhaela Blake Reid, Neil Swaab, Brian Sendelbach, Tak Toyoshima, Shannon Wheeler and Jason Yungbluth.

(Either order it online or ask your friendly local bookseller to get you one.) You’ll be the first on your block to get a copy and you’ll also help bookstores know that there’s a demand for it.

BOOK REVIEWERS/EDITORS: Contact me to receive an advance review copy.

Republican Voters Would Support Bush Even If He Were Caught Giving Oral Sex to Michael Jackson

Apparently.

Only one of my numerous Republican readers has written to say that he would consider voting Democratic this November if something bad were to emerge about Bush.

I’m holding open my challenge another few days to see if any more surface.

I may have stumbled upon something here. Could it be that Republican voters are so pig-headed that nothing could convince them to change their minds? I wish I had $20,000 to commission a scientific poll to find out.

Wait a Minute

Governor Bush says he’s chomping at the bit. Can’t wait to get back in the fray. Hates the fact that Democrats have stolen all the election-year thunder. Doesn’t feel like he gets his side across.

From the New York Times:

“The president’s very eager to go out and talk about his policies, the actions he’s taken and why it’s making the nation more secure,” said Dan Bartlett, the White House communications director.

“He’s been chomping at the bit for a while to get into the fray,” said Charlie Black, a veteran Republican strategist who has close ties to the White House.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but can’t Bush give a televised primetime speech to the nation pretty much anytime he wants? Previous presidents, especially Nixon, used to interrupt my favorite sit-coms so often it got downright depressing.

If Bush wants to talk to us, what the hell’s stopping him? The notion that the big bad media is ignoring him while they chase Kerry, Dean et al. is fucking absurd. Almost as absurd as the idea that the CIA is responsible for an intelligence failure on Iraq.

Friday’s Paul Krugman column, which detailed the guvmint’s Orwellian practice of historical revisionism, was priceless.

Hey Republicans!

Welcome to today’s special Bush-supporter interactive blog. If you support Bush and plan to vote for him in November, is there anything that he could do, any revelations of scandal or misdeeds, any policy change, that could cause you to vote for the Democratic nominee?

If so, what?

If not, why not?

E-mail your answers to chet@rall.com. Best 10 replies get posted here.

Let Me Get This Straight

George Bush was in favor of the Vietnam War. Since ascending to the status of Generalissimo, he has started two wars of his own. But when he had the chance to fight for his country, he exploited his daddy’s connections to slither into the Texas National Guard. Bush loved the war but didn’t want to fight in it.

Meanwhile, as today’s New York Times reports, “In March 1969, John Kerry, a 25-year-old Navy lieutenant, reached down from the boat he was piloting in Vietnam’s treacherous Bay Hap River and in a spray of enemy fire pulled a soldier out of the water to safety. For his valor, Mr. Kerry won the Bronze Star with a combat “V” and his third Purple Heart.” Kerry went on to cofound Vietnam Vets Against the War.

If you’re against the war, you fight to prove you’re not afraid. If you favor it, you run away to prove you’re not stupid.

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Keeping Abreast

I didn’t watch the Super Bowl but I’ve seen its highlight–the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake breast-exposure video.

Call me crazy but I don’t understand the fuss. It’s a breast, people, not televised proof that the President was lying about causes for war. What about the kids–I know, I know.

Well, what about them? If Janet Jackson’s boob tube shenanigans are “obscene,” what does that make breastfeeding? Americans need to exorcise the ghosts of Puritanism, the original sin of a nation founded by people so uptight they couldn’t get along with the English.