Shout Out from a Desperate Music Fan

I desperately crave a copy of a CD by the band Barcelona called “Zero One Infinity,” from March Records. If you’re willing to part with this CD, you will get:

-my undying loyalty (value priceless, or zero, which are the same)

-original artwork to any one of my syndicated cartoons from the last year, provided you choose one I still have around (value $500+)

E-mail chet@rall.com if you’re game.

Red State Mailbag

Ric Hawthorne writes the following:

There is an old saying or two that you might want to take to heart. The first is that when you point a finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you. The second was imparted to me by a man far wiser than I will ever be… My Grandfather. He always said “Remember Ric, if you meet more than two a*%!$#es in one day… You may be one of them. My Cousin is Daryl Cagle, and he and his wife Peg and I have dinner occasionally when they are in wonderful Woodland Hills California. At a dinner we had a year or so ago, we were talking about political cartoonists

that I admire, and since I spilt my time between California and New Mexico, I expressed my admiration of John Trever’s work and I singled you out as someone who’s work I also admired. I take it back Mr. Rall. The past few months have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are not worthy of my admiration, and much less so of my

respect. I am neither a republican, nor a democrat. I am an American. The so called “Left Elite” continually

espouse the view that those on the right think they are better than anyone else, yet what do individuals

like yourself do, but hold yourselves above the values of everyone that disagrees with you by calling them

criminals and buffoons. Ahh… The old “Pot Calling The Kettle…” trick.

Interesting. I especially like the odd personal angle, evidently designed to hurt more. The trouble is, you can’t be both a Republican AND an American. Not any more. The Republican Party of 2004 is not the Republican Party of 1999. It has been hijacked by psycopathic warmongers and profiteers who relied on electoral fraud not once, but twice, to seize power. To follow such a party is patently contrary to the principles laid out by the Founders in our Constitution. Moreover: What pot? What kettle? In what respect am I a criminal? A buffoon? Maybe. That’s a matter of opinion–a commodity that is becoming increasingly scarce.

You claim in your columns that the republicans do not reach across party lines… Yet you are unwilling to

practice what you preach. You accuse the Bush administration of war crimes and attempted genocide, yet you ignore the real acts of genocide Hussein practiced against his own people, the Kurds.

I reach out to Republicans in my writings all the time. I respect the proud tradition of true conservative values–those of putting America first, keeping the government out of our lives, balancing the government’s budget. But the onus of reaching across party lines isn’t the left’s. Those in power must reach out to those who are not. That is a fundamental fact of nature. It’s fascinating that Republicants have been reduced to comparing Bush’s acts in Iraq to Saddam’s. Pretty low bar, eh? Bush didn’t kill as many as Saddam? Of course, as I’ve blogged below, if present rates continue, Bush’s genocide against the Iraqi people will surpass Saddam’s by late 2007.

I would suggest that you drop your rancor, look up terms like “Genocide” “Crime” and “Lies” to see what

those words really mean, and then begin defending the integrity of your own glass house so that your views and opinions have a bit of merit before you simply continue casting stones and dropping bombs of your own.

Done. Genocide is “the deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group.” Bush bombs Muslims and Arabs in particular. And he does it in vast numbers. A crime is “an act or the commission of an act that is forbidden or the omission of a duty that is commanded by a public law and that makes the offender liable to punishment by that law.” Bush has violated international law by going to war against Iraq. The Secretary General of the United Nations has already declared the war in Iraq illegal. And he has held people, including US nationals, behind bars indeterminantly without filing charges against them. To lie is “to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive.” Weapons of mass destruction, anyone? How about the link between Saddam and 9/11?

What are you trying to accomplish by engaging in the activities that you criticize others of? Are you so

much better than them?

Fuck YES. But then, almost everybody is. This Administration is full of personalities whose acts define them as some of the most reprehensible human beings who have ever lived. What am I trying to accomplish? To get good people to notice.

Gandhi succeeded where others failed because he did not give in and adopt the tactics of his opponents. He took the high road and made it his own. You, on the other hand, have simply allowed yourself to become another voice of extremism\ and rancor, in a sea that is already full of people shouting the exact same thing.

To twist Barry Goldwater: Attacking extremism in the name of liberty is no vice. And it is not extremism itself. And yeah, I’m not Ghandi. On the other hand, it’s not like I murdered 100,000 people with my cartoons, books or columns.

Try taking the high road and working for change in a positive manner, as you used to, rather than simply

jabbering about the faults of others, while you do exactly the same things you accuse others of. As it is now, you simply sound like a spoiled child, busily kicking your heels as you complain and whine about how unfair everything is because you simply did not get your way.

I haven’t changed, dude. My job is to go after hypocrities and liars. Maybe you, on the other hand, have changed.

Poor you, Mr. Rall.

Poor, poor you.

Poor America.

This comes in from Paul W.:

The biggest prejudice in America today is not of any one race vs. another or even of one religion vs. another. It’s the prejudice of the East Coast and West Coast populists towards the Midwest and South. Ted Rall, you are the most prejudiced writer I’ve ever read. Ever.

I grew up in the Midwest. As my pals can attest, in the run-up to the 2004 debacle I kept saying that we could count on Midwestern common sense to prevail in the face of Bush’s obvious stupidity, warmongering and freestyle spending of the federal treasury. And generally, I was right. Pennsylvania–half in the Midwest–and Michigan and Illinois all did the right thing.

Unfortunately, a majority of the voters in the South deserve the contempt they’re receiving from the coasts. (Pity the suffering minority of intelligent southerners who voted for Kerry and have to live alongside morons.)

Prejudiced? No. Judgemental? Yes. If you voted for Bush, God damn you. You have condemned countless thousands of innocent people to death with the punch of a chad or the touch of a screen. If you voted for Bush, you endorsed the torturers in Bush’s gulags at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. You deserve to feel every volt of electronic current, hear every scream, sink into the despair that comes with knowing that you have done nothing yet you will die in an anonymous prison. If you voted for Bush, you are to blame for the coming fiscal crisis, when there will be even less money for schools and roads and, yes, armies. If you voted for Bush, you will never be forgiven. You will never deserve respect, for the decision was a simple yet you deliberately chose not to do what was right.

The Blue State Mailbag

I’ve received some remarkably interesing correspondence since a slim majority of American voters endorsed Bush’s Fascism Lite on Tuesday.

From Ted W.:

As a New Yorker I feel compelled to thank you for your recent piece “Guilty, Disgusted, American.” It captures the strong emotional and indignant response of so many of us. On the ferry, subway, busses — much commiserating is going on — with strangers mutually expressing disappointment, rolling their eyes at newspaper headlines, shaking their heads in disgust. I just read last night that “gay marriage” passed in Saskatchewan. An issue that made masses of Americans cuckoo gets passed without much ado — in Saskatchewan! I guess Saskatchewan — and much of Canada for that matter — is the Devil’s Land. Anyway, thanks. When I read your piece I felt I was reading my own thoughts. This administration can rant and rhapsodize about mandates all it wants: they’re going to have an increasingly angry and confrontational number of Americans to contend with.

I suspect that the Bushies don’t much care about the vast majority of Americans who oppose their policies. (Even many Republicans say this marginal election victory doesn’t constitute a mandate.) All we do, after all, is march around in the streets, waving signs and chanting slogans. That stopped scaring presidents around 1974.

From Colleen:

I read your column today and all I have to say is that I feel your pain and disgust. I live in Indiana so I’m smack in the middle of Fundagelical Stupidity. I’ve rarely left the house in the past couple of days. I have a 9 yr. old son and I’m more afraid of 4 more years of the Bushiban than I am of “Islamic Terrorists”. What’s the matter with these people. If we didn’t have such a suck-ass foreign policy, we wouldn’t need to worry about terrorists in the first place. I’m more angry at the majority of the public than I am at Dubya being in the WH. And “moral values”? What the hell is that about. They line up blindly and stupidly behind a man that shares their hatred of gays as well as his obsession with a fetus. Do they realize that all the bodies that have piled up in a war they pop popcorn to watch with their feet propped up and big smiles on their faces were once a fetus? Guess that doesn’t matter to them since the majority of the bodies are Arab or Muslim. I think they’re all brain damaged. Take care Ted. And thank you so much for your writing. I love your columns and books. It’s writers such as yourself that keep me hanging on because at least I know there are sane people still out there.

I do find the “moral” issue fascinating. People who voted for Bush endorsed the torture of thousands of innocent people at Abu Ghraib. Was that moral? Bush and his cronies gave the orders for that torture to occur. It came from the top. People who voted for Bush endorsed the deaths of more than 100,000 Iraqi civilians. And for what? Not liberation. To line Dick Cheney’s pockets with $1 million a year he would never have received had Iraq not been invaded and Halliburton–on the verge of bankruptcy in 2001–not received no-bid contracts. Was the murder of 100,000 people moral?

Good people can disagree about abortion. I consider it murder of an unborn fetus, yet I believe women must possess the right to carry out such murders. But only three kinds of people can endorse the wars against Afghanistan and Iraq: the ignorant, the stupid and the evil.

From Jeff:

Ted, I wanted to say thanks for you latest column. Being a Canadian these days is a lot like living next door to a well-armed religious maniac given to fits of unprovoked violence, who thinks what I have is his. It’s work such as yours which keeps me from lapsing into an intellectually lazy, though perhaps emotionally satisfying, anti-Americanism.

And they say I hate my county! I’m a pro-US propagandist!

From Keith:

Having been a devoted fan of your work for some time, I felt that this week above all was the right time to send this note of profound thanks. Your work has been a source of amusement, information and inspiration to me, and I consider you a hero. This statement has been far too long in coming, but especially now that our worst fears seem to have been confirmed, I felt you might welcome this. Your commitment is so clear that some might assume you do not require positive feedback, but nevertheless I felt you might like to hear that you are certainly not laboring in futility. I appreciate your efforts and your passion, more than I can communicate in just a short note of gratitude, but this will have to suffice. I can always count on you to articulate what I sometimes cannot quite express, and though I read and rely on a great many sources, I always return to your column and cartoons for the most lucid and passionate views online. I can’t count the times I’ve thrown up my hands when trying to make some point to like-minded (or not-so-like-minded) friends, and simply sent them the link to your latest column. I wish I had your skill and I greatly admire your courage in spreading it. As you’re probably bombarded with email (both supportive and critical), I expect no reply. Your efforts are more than enough thanks.

I’m blushing.

I frequently receive emails from right-winger supporters of the Bushiban (thanks, Indiana FOR!) asking why I decry the deaths of 100,000 Iraqis at the hands of US forces while ignoring the mass murders allegedly committed by Saddam Hussein during his tenure as dictator of that beleagured country.

First the Lancet study about the 100,000 deaths, from the International Herald Tribune on Oct. 16:

More than 100,000 civilians have probably died as direct or indirect consequences of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, according to a study by a research team at Johns Hopkins University’s Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore. The report was published on the Internet by The Lancet, the British medical journal. The figure is far higher than previous mortality estimates. Editors of the journal decided not to wait for The Lancet’s normal publication date next week, but instead to place the research online Friday, apparently so it could circulate before the U.S. presidential election.

The finding is certain to generate intense controversy, since the Bush administration has not estimated civilian casualties from the conflict, and independent groups have put the number at most in the tens of thousands.

In the study, teams of researchers fanned out across Iraq in mid-September to interview nearly 1,000 families in 33 previously selected locations. Families were interviewed about births and deaths in the household before and after the invasion. Although the paper’s authors acknowledge that thorough data collection was difficult in what is effectively still a war zone, the data they managed to collect are extensive: Iraqis were 2.5 times more likely to die in the 17 months following the invasion than in the 14 months before it. Before the invasion, the most common causes of death in Iraq were heart attacks, strokes and chronic diseases. Afterward, violent death was far ahead of all other causes. “We were shocked at the magnitude but we’re quite sure that the estimate of 100,000 is a conservative estimate,” said Dr. Gilbert Burnham of the Johns Hopkins study team. He said the team had excluded deaths in Falluja in making their estimate, since that city was the site of unusually intense violence.

In 15 of the 33 communities visited, residents reported violent deaths in the family since the conflict started in March 2003. They attributed many of those deaths to attacks by coalition forces – mostly airstrikes – and most of the reported deaths were of women and children.

The risk of violent death was 58 times higher than before the war, the researchers found.

“The fact that more than half of the deaths caused by the occupation forces were women and children is a cause for concern,” the authors wrote.

Human Rights Watch estimates that Saddam murdered 290,000 Iraqis, plus 100,000 Kurds during the 1988 war with Iran. That makes a total of roughly 400,000 dead. As far as I know, no conservative supporter of the war has accused Saddam of higher numbers than that.

Now the comparison.

For the sake of kindness to Bush, we’ll leave out the Iraqi soldiers we killed during the invasion, as well as members of the Iraqi resistance. We’ll even leave out those who died in US custody. We’ll just count the Lancet’s 100,000 civilians.

Saddam Hussein ruled Iraq for 35 years. He killed 400,000 people during that time. That equals a little over 10,000 Iraqis per year. George W. Bush, in just a year, killed 100,000 people.

George W. Bush kills Iraqis at ten times the rate of Saddam Hussein.

Only an idiot would call this liberation.

Why Did Ohio Fall?

There were widespread irregularities in Ohio. A corrupt Secretary of State who rejected voter registration cards because they weren’t printed on the correct cardstock, GOP goons posing as “challengers” in African-American-dominated cities, and of course–those Diebold machines. It is entirely likely that Ohio was stolen every bit as much as Florida was in 2000. We’ll have to wait and see as history makes its judgement.

In the meantime, there remains the question of why the margin in Ohio was so tight. Why did a state in which more than 60% of those polls said the economy was lousy turn out half, or nearly half, its voters for Bush?

This is NAFTA coming home to roost. When Kerry campaigned with a promise to bring good jobs back to the US, he had no credibility, running as a member of Bill Clinton’s Democratic Party. Ohioans know that the big drain of manufacturing jobs really took off after Clinton signed NAFTA and GATT.

If the Civil Rights Act of 1964 cost Democrats the South, it was worth it. But addiction to unfair “free trade” treaties may have cost Democrats the industrial Midwest. If so, it wasn’t worth it. And it might be fatal to the party.

It’s time for the DNC to agitate for an end to NAFTA and other failed free trade agreements.

A FOR email from this morning says it well. When are Democrats going to wake up and stop running away from the “L” word? You can’t outRepublican Republicans–especially not this merry crew

There’s no one left. Watch any news channel, read any interview every single Democrat is saying the same thing. “I go to Church,” “I’m a Christian,” “next time we need a canidate who can speak to the christian conservative.” If the new Democratic plan is to replace the conservative Republicans as the Republicans begin to dabble with dictatorship, then who represents me…shouldn’t everyone feel represented in a democracy? Shouldn’t everyone have a voice? Isn’t that the idea? I like to think that when a majority of the people make a decision it’s usually a good one, but is this the worst fuck up by a majority of Catholics since Galileo?

Unite? Never!

I received the following missive from a conservative Notre Dame student (anonymity protected in recognition of his all too rare civility in expressing disagreement:

I waited for your blog to be updated on November 2nd. And then on November 3rd.

Finally, today, I see a response and I am disappointed. I did not expect that

you, of all people, could move past the results shown on Tuesday, but I hoped

that you would. I continue to hope that the nation will unite behind Bush–as

well as help steer him on the best path if he moves away from it.

Forgive me for being unforgiving, but George W. Bush is a geocidal maniac. He killed more than 100,000 people. But even if I were inclined to look past his status as one of the worst serial killers in human history–and my heart just isn’t big enough, I’m afraid–does Bush strike you as the kind of guy looking for advice and counsel to help him along the best path? Does his idea of the best path seem similar to mine? Yours?

Democrats owe Bush exactly the same level of loyalty and unity as John Kerry would have received from the Republicans in Congress and on talk radio. You remember–the kind Bill Clinton enjoyed, when Rush Limbaugh counted down the days under illegitimate occupation we were suffering under the yoke of Bill. That level of unity.

Bush Thinks Mandate is a Gay Porn Magazine

Now the twit is claiming a mandate? Even if he really did win 51-48–a highly doubtful proposition, considering the hijacking of Ohio–you have to be pretty high on Karzai’s heroin stash to think that constitutes a mandate for radical Republicanism. 70-30–now THAT would be a mandate. And even then, would it really be a great idea to completely run roughshod over the aspirations and beliefs of 30 percent of the citizenry?

Don’t answer that.

Column is going up shortly, or so I’m told.

American Postmortem Miscellany

To paraphrase a friend, the people now have the government they deserve. The trouble is, so do we.

I’ll be filing my cartoons and column for this week later today; they should start going up overnight. My thoughts and reactions will follow during the coming days and weeks.

My progressive friends: I know you are disheartened. So am I. A record turnout should have ensured a Kerry sweep. And there’s no doubt that we will never know whether the Ohio vote count was legitimate. One thing is certain, however:

Bush is still not the legitimate president of the United States. He ran on an incumbency he never earned.

We must remain informed. We must keep working to educate and organize the citizenry. We must reform the Democratic Party. (Please, Terry MacA, step down!) Now, when the hour is darkest, is the most important time to stay focused on what must be done. Don’t mourn, organize!

Now the shitstorm begins. Calls for a consumpion tax or flat income tax, privatizing Social Security and invading Syria (the Bushies shut the embassy in Damascus) are being heard. The neofascists are wilding. Keep your head down. America’s time will come soon eough.

By the way, a French edition of my book “To Afghanistan and Back” is now available.

You Know What To Do

On December 20, 2000, the US Supreme Court illegally halted the 2000 presidential vote count in Florida. Since then we have been ruled by a dictator with no more legitimacy than Saddam Hussein. Today it is the duty of every patriotic American to restore democratic rule to the United States by casting a vote for any candidate other than George W. Bush. This especially includes Republicans, who should reject such anti-GOP policies pursued by the Bush Junta as deficit spending and wars of colonial aggression. Party labels do not matter today. Today there are only two kinds of Americans: patriots and neofascists. You know the right choice.

America, and the world, are counting on you.