Just in time for Christmas, it’s–
the Computer Meltdown Problem of Doom!
When things go, they all go at once. Like the economy.
I have two computers: a 2006 MacBookPro laptop and a 2002 G3 tower. Both have been acting quirky for a while. The laptop whirs and buzzes and the tower survived a blue screen of death after three days of rebuilding it. But it’s clear that both are at death’s door. The laptop now no longer allows the single-click option; everything is a double-click. Super annoying. And the tower moves…so…slow…
I seriously don’t know what I’m going to do. I need a new laptop for travel and a new iMac for home to do my work, not to mention finish the two books I owe, but I am ridiculously broke.
Is it me, or is there something strange about having to give the Steve Jobs Estate $7000 (new puters plus software) every few years?
I’m trying to think up some offer that would generate $7000—I’ll illustrate that children’s book you’ve always wanted to get published?—sexual favors?—while I watch my machines fade away.
Anyway, happy Christmas. If your computer still works well enough to read this.