Finally: Obama creates a jobs program! The catch is, you have to join the Taliban first.
Must Be Easy
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After carefully considering three options for Afghanistan, none of which involved withdrawal, he decided to send more troops–in order to get out sooner. Of course.
LBJ, call your office.
X-Treme Democratization
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Karzai is stubborn, but even he can made to see reason in accepting a run-off election against Abdullah Abdullah Boutros Boutros Ghali.
What Happens to Murderers
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Seven months after taking office, Obama allows the greatest mass murderer in U.S. history to enjoy a cozy retirement.
Nation of Criminals
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Republicans argue that the Gitmo detainees cannot be safely transferred to the U.S. Why not?
Why Obama Won’t Release the Torture Photos
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Barack Obama reneged on his promise to release 2000+ photos of prisoner abuse by US troops. Because, you know, the Afghans and Iraqis aren’t already pissed.
Re-Invade Afghanistan!
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Iraq may be winding down. But Afghanistan is just rebeginning!
Thank God we can afford more military misadventures.
