Cartoon for January 17

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are scabs. If Americans who work had one tenth of the guts and integrity of their counterparts in other countries, they’d refuse to tune into their shows. That also goes for when, and if, the Writers Guild strike is finished. Once a scab, always a scab.

These two strike-breakers think they can justify their actions away with the sort of lame arguments they usually get paid to mock when politicians make them. Let’s take them one at a time:

1. Their staffers were in danger of losing their jobs if they didn’t come back on the air. That’s true. It could happen. It’s called collateral damage, and it sucks. It’s also called solidarity. For all of us to get ahead, we all have to pull together and suck up the hard times. The whole point of a strike is to cause enough inconvenience to force management to negotiate in good faith. If Comedy Central ordered Stewart and Colbert back on the air, they ought to have quit. That’s called integrity.

2. They’re talking a lot on the air about unionism and the strike. While that’s very meta, it doesn’t wash. The best way to make sure the corporate bosses feel the pinch would have been to stay off the air.

3. They were willing to strike separate deals with the Writers Guild. First and foremost, the Guild ought not to have negotiated separately with Jay Leno. One deal for everybody, or no deal. Nothing else works. As for Colbert and Stewart, they didn’t strike an agreement with the Guild. “Wanting” to is a laaaaaaame counter to this fact.

Today’s cartoon is a two-parter of sorts. Fellow Cartoonist with Attitude Matt Bors offers his take on Stephen Colbert. Check it out!

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Cartoon for January 14

After saying that he has no problems keeping U.S. troops in Iraq a hundred years, a reporter for Mother Jones magazine asked if he really meant it. He doubled down, affirming that, as far as he’s concerned, the U.S. can remain in Iraq a thousand or even a million years. This got me thinking about how Americans have no concept of the grand sweep of history. Consider the proposed nuclear waste disposal site in Yucca Mountain, Nevada. The facility is supposed to remain secure 10,000 years, and signs explaining the hazards would be posted outside. But 10,000 years ago was the stone age! It was prehistory! Only Americans could assume English will still be readable in 2,000, much less 10,000 years or, for that matter, that we’ll still be around at all.

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CIA TortureTapeGate

The CIA tortures, but as was the case for Nixon ordering goons to break into Democratic HQ, torture isn’t the problem–it’s all about the cover-up. In this case, the Justice Department is after the CIA, not for torture, but for destroying tapes of torture. America is weird.

Cartoon for January 10

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Cartoon for January 7

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