Dick Cheney needs a new heart. Fortunately, there’s a ready supply.
Heartless
Ted Rall
Ted Rall is a syndicated political cartoonist for Andrews McMeel Syndication and WhoWhatWhy.org and Counterpoint. He is a contributor to Centerclip and co-host of "The Final Countdown" talk show on Radio Sputnik. He is a graphic novelist and author of many books of art and prose, and an occasional war correspondent. He is, recently, the author of the graphic novel "2024: Revisited."
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He needs a “new” heart???
He needs a heart, period!
Cheney is almost 70. If the dude wanted to at least try to redeem himself, he should selflessly reject a new heart and give it to someone a lot younger than him. If he does get a new heart, then he should donate it as soon as he does die. If not and he gets buried with the heart, that would probably be the biggest “fuck you” in modern history.
Is there any body part inside Cheney that’s originally his? I think it all got replaced at some point.
Oh, his brain is still his. Unfortunately.
Winning hearts and minds.Now it all makes sense.
Susan, give Cheney’s brain some slack. It had to do double-shift for Dubya. Sort of,
With respect to foreign policy at least, Mr Cheney seems to have donated one half of that collection of nerve ganglia he calls a brain to Mr Obama and the remaining half to Ms Clinton….
Henri
Cheney has had an artificial heart implanted. The best part was that it doesn’t pump by peristalsis, but with a constant flow, meaning that Cheney literally has no pulse.
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-01-05/entertainment/27086458_1_mechanical-heart-artificial-heart-surgical-director