After a Certain Point, You Have to Start to Entertain the Possibility That Hillary Clinton is Crazy

Bizarrely, former Secretary of State and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton accused Democratic candidate Tulsi Gabbard, a military veteran, and Green party candidate from 2016 Jill Stein of being Russian assets. This isn’t the first time that she has seen Russians hiding under the bed everywhere so you have to start to wonder: is she crazy?

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  • At this point it might just be simpler for HRC to tell us who is NOT a Russian asset.

    Rep Justin Amash apparently tweeted [paraphrased] that HRC is an asset of His Hairness [aka “Trump”].

  • alex_the_tired
    October 28, 2019 11:00 AM

    I think War Criminal Hillary Clinton’s problems began with the identity politics she played so much part in the creation/implementation/advancement of in the United States. In 2012, HRC lost to a black man who knew how to give a good speech, could fake concern, and had the ability to crack an ‘aw shucks’ smile on demand (i.e., Bill Clinton redux).
    According to identity politics, HRC was a woman and thus deserved the job because of her gender. That she couldn’t perform the very-necessary function of connecting to the voter was not accepted as an explanation. So HRC started planning 2016 by doubling down on her 2012 mistakes. She gained control of the dnc, front-loaded the primaries, used the superdelegates to kneecap Sanders, and had the mainstream media hand her the questions before the debates. After much struggle, she persisted herself into finally beating a 70-something Jewish socialist who’d started with a 3% recognition rating. And was still wooden, cold, and inauthentic.
    She persisted though and parlayed her negatives into the political election equivalent of hitting a 500-yard hole-in-one, while blindfolded, drunk, and standing on one leg. She lost to a joke candidate.
    Trump won because of what any acting student knows:
    Performing a play is entirely different than filming a movie. In a play, the skilled actor responds to the audience by sensing the room and adjusting his performance. In a movie, there is no audience during the creation. HRC was playing to a camera. Trump was playing to the audience.
    HRC failed not because she was a woman, not because she was white, not because of any specific group she falls into. She failed because she simply didn’t have the chops. Just like in 2012.
    And she simply can’t accept that, in the end, she isn’t the best. I fully expect a Norma Desmond moment of some sort. Perhaps a surprise announcement of her intention to run in 2020 as an independent?

  • Hillary, Goldwater Girl, goes back to her roots in the John Birch society (as if she ever left them).

    Find her in the Bob Dylan’s lyrics – Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues

    Well, I wus lookin’ everywhere for them gol-darned Reds.
    I got up in the mornin’ ‘n’ looked under my bed,
    Looked in the sink, behind the door,
    Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
    Couldn’t find ’em . . .

    Now Eisenhower, he’s a Russian spy,
    Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy.
    To my knowledge there’s just one man
    That’s really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell.
    I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus.

    • alex_the_tired
      October 29, 2019 7:59 PM

      (As I’m still waiting for a comment to be moderated–IS ANYONE ELSE getting this?–I thought of an extra few details.)
      1. As we all know, the pharma industry doesn’t care if it kills us, just as long as we keep taking the pills long enough to maximize their profit margins.
      2. Pills have side-effects that are often considered rare because they literally only effect something like 1 in 50,000 people. They can’t put every single possible or noted side-effect down because some of them drop below statistical likelihood. (I’m still waiting for Roseanne Barr’s the-xanax-made-me-say-those-things excuse to be validated.)
      3. Someone of Hillary War Criminal Clinton’s age almost certainly is taking a pill or two for normal wear and tear (imagine how much stress it must throw at the body to wade in blood up to your armpits for decades in your unquenchable lust for power).
      Is it possible that she’s having a genuinely rare pill-induced psychosis of some sort? I know people can become really strange from a kidney infection, so is it possible Hill simply needs her meds rechecked?

  • I noticed that all the comments on gocomics were that everyone ‘knows’ Russia stole the election from St Hillary, and only conspiracy nutcases don’t believe it.
    17 Clinton voters in the Federal law enforcement and intelligence agencies said they had proof (classified, so don’t ask) that Russia hacked the election. Those 17 became the unanimous consensus of everyone in all 17 US law enforcement and intelligence agencies, and how could anyone doubt them? This is still repeated almost daily in the New York Times and the Washington Post.
    There is absolutely no valid proof or evidence that Russia interfered in the election, even if the majority of Americans believe the nonsense presented as ‘irrefutable’.

  • L’atout russe, c’est moi !… 😉


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