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SYNDICATED COLUMN: Democrats Occupy Occupy

December 7, 2011•

MoveOn Co-opts OWS Rhetoric, Dilutes Its Message If Democrats were doing their jobs, there wouldn’t be an Occupy movement. The last 40 years has left liberals and progressives without a party and working people without an advocate. The party of FDR, JFK and LBJ abandoned its principles, embracing and voting along with Reagan and two Bushes. Clinton’s biggest accomplishments, NAFTA and welfare reform, were GOP platform planks. These New Democrats were indistinguishable from Republicans, waging optional wars, exporting jobs overseas and coddling corrupt CEOs while the rest of us—disconnected from power, our needs repeatedly ignored—sat and watched in silent rage. Barack Obama is merely the latest of these phony Democrats. He’s the most recent in a line of corporate stooges going back to Jimmy Carter. The Occupiers revolted under Obama’s watch for two reasons. The gap between the promise of his soaring rhetoric and the basic indecency of his cold-blooded disregard for the poor and unemployed was too awful to…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: 7-7-7

December 1, 2011•

Ted Rall

Jobless? Face It: Obama’s Not That Into You Forget Herman Cain’s 9-9-9. The battle cry for every American ought to be 7-7-7. 7-7-7: for the $7.7 trillion the Bush and Obama Administrations secretly funneled to the banksters. Remember the $700 billion bailout that prompted rage from right to left? Which inspired millions to join the Tea Party and the Occupy movements? Turns out that that was a mere drop in the bucket, less than a tenth of what the Federal Reserve Bank doled out to the big banks. Bloomberg Markets Magazine reports a shocking story that emerged from tens of thousands of documents released under the Freedom of Information Act: by March 2009, the Fed shelled out $7.77 trillion “to rescuing the financial system, more than half the value of everything produced in the U.S. that year.” The U.S. national debt is currently a record $14 trillion. We knew that the Fed and the White House were pawns of Wall…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Revolution Versus Reform

November 22, 2011•

Ted Rall

The Rift Within Occupy Editors and readers expect pundits to weigh in on the brutal eviction of Occupy Wall Street from New York’s Zuccotti Park. People will ask: Does this mean the beginning of the end for the Occupy movement? No. Now that we’ve dispensed with that, let’s discuss a major rift within the movement: Reformists versus revolutionaries. Revolutionaries want to overthrow the government. They want to get rid of existing economic, political and social relations and create new ones. Both the Republicans and the Democrats are enemies. Reformists want radical changes too. For example, Occupiers want to eliminate the corrupting influence of corporate money on politics. Unlike revolutionaries, however, they are OK with the basic structure of the system: the Constitution, Congress, 50 states, capitalism, and so on. They are willing to work with establishment liberals (MoveOn.org, Amy Goodman, The Nation, Mother Jones, etc.) and the Democratic Party. You can see the reform-vs.-revolution split whenever Occupiers discuss actions and…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Our F— You System of Government

November 16, 2011•

Ted Rall

Anti-Occupy Crackdowns Highlight Lack of Services Governments are supposed to fulfill the basic needs of their citizens. Ours doesn’t pretend to try. Sick? Too bad. Can’t find a job? Tough. Broke? Can’t afford rent? We don’t give a crap. Forget “e pluribus unum.” We need a more accurate motto. We live under a f— you system. Got a problem? The U.S. government has an all-purpose response to whatever ails you: f— you. During the ’80s I drove a yellow taxi in New York. Then, as now, there were no public restrooms in the city. At 4 in the morning, with few restaurants or bars open, the coffee I drank to stay awake posed a significant challenge. It was—it is—insane. People pee. People poop. As basic needs go, toilets are as basic as it gets. Yet the City of New York, with the biggest tax base of any municipality in the United States, didn’t provide any. So I did what all…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: You Want a Job, Right?

November 10, 2011•

Ted Rall

Herman Cain and the Criminalization of Poverty Pizza baron Herman Cain leads in the polls. Yet nobody believes he can win the Republican nomination. The fact that the #1 candidate doesn’t stand a chance is an improbable truism emblematic of our broken-down political system. Partly it’s that he’s black. Republicans are racists. Partly it’s that the nomination was promised to Mitt Romney. He’s been waiting. It’s Willard’s turn. It’s not the accusations of sexual harassment. Republicans are sexists. For the GOP touching the hired help (or wannabe hired help) is the droit du CEO. The reason Cain isn’t allowed to be president is money. Romney is spectacularly wealthy. Cain is merely rich. As of October Romney had used his white-male Wall Street connections to raise $14 million. Cain had a paltry $700,000. After reports surfaced that Cain had groped Susan Bialek, a woman who asked him for help landing a job, Cain received $250,000 in contributions in a single day.…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: The Occupier’s Choice: Violence or Failure

November 3, 2011•

Ted Rall

Don’t Know What They Want, But They Know How To Get It Here’s how U.S. state-controlled media covered events at Occupy Oakland: “A day of demonstrations in Oakland that began as a significant step toward expanding the political and economic influence of the Occupy Wall Street movement, ended with police in riot gear arresting dozens of protesters who had marched through downtown to break into a vacant building, shattering windows, spraying graffiti and setting fires along the way,” reported the AP. Then they quoted an Occupy Oakland member: “‘We go from having a peaceful movement to now just chaos,’ said protester Monique Agnew, 40.” The lede of this November 3rd AP story frames a larger narrative. “Political and economic influence” cannot be achieved through violence. Ms. Agnew’s quote is used to support that framing. The move from “peace” to “chaos” represents a setback for the Occupy movement. Violence = tragedy. Considering that recorded history does not include a single instance…

AL JAZEERA COLUMN: U.S. Double Standard: Gaddafi Bad, Karimov Good

October 31, 2011•

Ted Rall

The US shows its hypocrisy by accusing “tyrants” of human rights abuses while not owning up to supporting dictators. “After four decades of brutal dictatorship and eight months of deadly conflict, the Libyan people can now celebrate their freedom and the beginning of a new era of promise,” President Obama said last week. The capture and death of Moammar Gaddafi prompted him and other U.S. officials to congratulate the Libyan people on their liberation from a despot accused of terrible violations of human rights, including the 1996 massacre of more than 1200 prison inmates. The kudos were as much for the U.S. itself as Libya’s victorious Transitional National Council. After all, the United States played a decisive role in Gaddafi’s death. First President Obama put together the NATO coalition that served as the Benghazi-based rebels’ loaner air force. When the bombing campaign was announced in February, Gaddafi’s suppression of the human rights of protesting rebels was front and center: “The…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Cut-and-Paste Revolution, Part II

October 25, 2011•

Ted Rall

Time for the Occupy Movement to Come In From the Cold The Occupy movement is an attempt to replicate Tahrir Square in the United States. But you can’t just cut-and-paste a model that (sort of) worked in Egypt to the United States. Especially when you don’t understand Tahrir. American media mischaracterized the Tahrir Square political uprising as an ongoing occupation cum encampment. True, poor people from outside Cairo who couldn’t afford hotel rooms slept in the Square throughout the rebellion against soon-to-be ex-president Hosni Mubarak. However, most of the tens and hundreds of thousands of demonstrators whose nonviolent protest led to the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak came and went throughout the day, often shuttling between their jobs and homes and the square. Unlike the U.S. Occupations, which devote most of their General Assemblies to logistical issues—are the cops coming? will the drummers limit themselves to two hours a day?—Tahrir was a laboratory of democracy where people from different cities,…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Cut-and-Paste Revolution, Part I

October 24, 2011•

Ted Rall

Winter Looms. Occupy Movement Wiggles Fingers. What Next? “Let’s recreate Tahrir Square.” The email blast that began it all in June, a call for opponents of America’s wars and bank bailouts and rising income inequality and a host of other iniquities to occupy a public plaza two blocks from the White House, drew its inspiration from the Arab Spring. The call worked. For the first time since the unrest of the 1960s, Americans joined spontaneous acts of protest and sustained civil disobedience in vast numbers. Why? Perhaps Americans, smugly dismissing the Muslim world as inherently inhospitable to democracy, were embarrassed to watch themselves shown up by people willing to face down bullets in Bahrain and Yemen and Libya. What’s a little pepper spray considering the thousands killed in Syria? Maybe Tahrir appealed because it worked. Or seemed to work. (Note to revolutionaries of the future: never trust the old regime’s military when they say it’s OK to leave them in…

BONUS COLUMN: Think Flexibly, Revolt Locally

October 19, 2011•

Ted Rall

Due to a communications snafu, Al Jazeera English never published this column, which I wrote for them last week after participating in the occupation of Washington DC. I just spent a week at one of the occupation protests in Washington. It was one of the most exciting and enlightening experiences of my life. History will little note this factlet, but the October 2011 Stop the Machine protest was where the first major civil uprising since the 1960s began in the United States. Timed to begin on October 6, the tenth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan, Stop the Machine has been in the works since last summer. Its organizers had a simple, novel idea: take over a public space, and don’t leave. Post-Vietnam-era protests have been frustrating exercises of political theater, well-mannered affairs for which marching licenses are received from the police, self-appointed “peace police” patrol the perimeter to discourage left-wing hotheads from taking swings at the cops, and…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Democrats Occupy Occupy

SYNDICATED COLUMN: 7-7-7

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Revolution Versus Reform

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Our F— You System of Government

SYNDICATED COLUMN: You Want a Job, Right?

SYNDICATED COLUMN: The Occupier’s Choice: Violence or Failure

AL JAZEERA COLUMN: U.S. Double Standard: Gaddafi Bad, Karimov Good

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Cut-and-Paste Revolution, Part II

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Cut-and-Paste Revolution, Part I

BONUS COLUMN: Think Flexibly, Revolt Locally

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