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SYNDICATED COLUMN: Digging Your Own Grave: Evil Employers Can Lay You Off, But You Don’t Have To Go Quietly

June 8, 2015•

You’ve seen it in movies: gangsters are going to kill a guy. But before they do, they force him to dig his own grave. Who would go along with that? What are these doomed souls thinking? Why, during their final moments alive, doesn’t the victim avail himself of the chance to die defiantly, with dignity, going to his death with the small pleasure of knowing that his assassin will at least be inconvenienced by the disposal of his body? That was the question running through my head as I read a story that made my blood boil: Disney World in Orlando, Florida recently laid off 250 tech workers and had an Indian outsourcing company supply their lower salary replacements with foreign recipients of H-1B visas. This disgusting practice, which is becoming increasingly common and is the subject of a congressional investigation and at least one lawsuit, is illegal. H-1B visas are only supposed to go to highly educated foreign workers…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Empty Symbolism – Why the Freedom Act Sucks

June 2, 2015•

Ted Rall

Even as symbolic reform of the NSA, the new USA Freedom Act falls woefully short of what is needed. Unfortunately, many Americans will settle for this and move on to another issue.

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Military Service is for Suckers

May 27, 2015•

Ted Rall

Monday was Memorial Day, when Americans are supposed to remember military veterans, particularly those who made sacrifices — lives, limbs, sanity — fighting our wars. As usual, rhetoric was abundant. People hung flags. Some placed flowers on military graves. There were parades, including one in which a reporter got hit by a drone. President Obama added an oddly pacifist twist to his annual speech, noting that it was “the first Memorial Day in 14 years that the United States is not engaged in a major ground war.” Excuse me while I puke. Talk is nice, but veterans need action. Disgusting but true: when it comes to actual help —spending enough money to make sure they can live with dignity — talk is all the U.S. has to offer. It isn’t just last year’s scandal at the Veterans Administration, which made vets wait for ages to see a doctor, then faked the books to make itself look responsive — and where…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Hillary Clinton’s Life of Crime

May 17, 2015•

Ted Rall

Bill and Hillary Clinton “earned” — can a mortal earn such stratospheric sums? — “at least $30 million over the last 16 months, mainly from giving paid speeches to corporations, banks and other organizations,” The New York Times reports. “They have now earned more than $125 million on the [lecture] circuit since leaving the White House in 2001.” This is an important issue. But the big story has little to with what actually matters. Coverage of the Clintons’ spectacularly lucrative speaking career has focused on how it affects Hillary’s 2016 presidential campaign — specifically the political damage caused by the public’s growing perception that Hillary is out of touch with the common man and woman. It is a promising line of inquiry for her detractors (myself included). Hillary is out of touch. She hasn’t been behind the wheel of an automobile for nearly 20 years, is a multi-multi-millionaire who nevertheless considered herself “dead broke” and still believes that she and…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: “Our Hearts and Prayers Go Out…”

May 14, 2015•

Ted Rall

When Did Post-Disaster News Conferences Become Long-Winded Oscar Acceptance Speeches? This is for you older readers: when did news conferences become long-winded acceptance speeches? I’m too young to remember for sure, but There must have been a time when, after a train derailment or a tornado or a flood or a race riot or whatever, public officials stepped up to the microphones to deliver a status update (“as soon as we learn more, we’ll let you know”), and perhaps some advice to the public (“avoid downed live wires, especially the ones that are sparking, like in that movie The Ice Storm”), answered reporters’ questions and left the stage. Today’s news conferences are a dreary, undignified mélange of pro forma acknowledgements and sentimental pabulum. A news conference following this week’s fatal high-speed derailment of an Amtrak passenger train in Philadelphia was a typical example: SENATOR PAT TOOMEY (R-PA): The scene is a horrific and heartbreaking scene. My prayers go out…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: The NSA Loses in Court, but the Police State Rolls On

May 8, 2015•

Ted Rall

Edward Snowden has been vindicated. This week marks the first time that a court – a real court, not a sick joke of a kangaroo tribunal like the FISA court, which approves every government request and never hears from opponents – has ruled on the legality of one of the NSA’s spying programs against the American people. Verdict: privacy 1, police state 0. Yet the police state goes on. Which is what happens in, you know, a police state. The pigs always win. A unanimous three-judge ruling by the US Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit, in New York, states unequivocally that the Obama Administration’s interpretation of the USA Patriot Act is fatally flawed. Specifically, it says, Congress never intended for Section 215 to authorize the bulk interception and storage of telephony metadata of domestic phone calls: the calling number, the number called, the length of the call, the locations of both parties, and so on. In fact, the…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Baltimore Riots Were Caused by Capitalism and Cops, Not Poverty

May 1, 2015•

Ted Rall

The race riots that followed the recent murders of unarmed black men by police in places like Ferguson and Baltimore have liberal commentators and politicians placing the blame on poverty, specifically among inner-city African-Americans. This is an American tradition: progressives wrote similar editorials calling for antipoverty programs, and politicians issued (empty) promises to enact them, after the Rodney King beating in Los Angeles provoked rioting in the South Central neighborhood in the early 1990s, and following the even bigger urban conflagrations of 1968 in Detroit, Newark and Watts. I grew up poor, and I have struggled financially. I hate poverty; I’m all for any government program that tries to mitigate the pain of not knowing whether one will be able eat, keep the electricity on, or avoid homelessness. Still, the poverty-causes-race-riots tautology is weird. What about the cops? Baltimore was in trouble long before six police officers arrested Freddie Gray without cause, snapped his spine, gave him a so-called “rough…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Two Stories the Same Day Show That the U.S. is Rotten to the Core

April 23, 2015•

Ted Rall

Still think the United States is governed by decent people? That the system isn’t totally corrupt and obscenely unfair? Two stories that broke April 23rd ought to wake you up. Story 1: President Obama admitted that one of his Predator drones killed two aid workers, an American and an Italian, who were being held hostage by Al Qaeda in Pakistan. As The Guardian reports, “The lack of specificity [about the targets] suggests that despite a much-publicized 2013 policy change by Barack Obama restricting drone killings by, among other things, requiring ‘near certainty that the terrorist target is present,’ the U.S. continues to launch lethal operations without the necessity of knowing who specifically it seeks to kill, a practice that has come to be known as a ‘signature strike.'” “Lack of specificity” is putting it mildly. According to a report by the group Reprieve, the U.S. targeted 41 “terrorists” — actually, enemies of the corrupt Yemeni and Pakistani regimes — with…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Hillary Clinton Runs First, Thinks Last

April 16, 2015•

Ted Rall

The revealing headline: “Hillary Clinton Will Run; She Still Has to Explain Why.” The money quote from the story beneath that headline: “For months, Mrs. Clinton has lamented the stagnant wages holding back lower-income people and the concentration of wealth among a sliver of the wealthiest, a sentiment echoed in her first public remarks as a 2016 candidate.” Linger on that sentence’s introductory phrase: “For months.” Months? ! What? Hillary has been a political animal for decades. She’s been a possible future presidential candidate since at least 1996 — the year she last drove a car. She’s just getting around to figuring out what her politics are? (By the way and speaking of which, someone in Hillaryworld needs to clue in She-Who-Must-Be-Driven to basic automotive vernacular. When one is a passenger, one does not say, as Secretary Clinton did yesterday, “when I was driving here.” Driving is something one does, not something that is done to you. Unless you are…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Rand Paul Proves That the American Political System is Broken

April 10, 2015•

Ted Rall

I have been arguing for years that the American political system is broken. Not in the way that everyone else says it is – the Democrats and Republicans unable to compromise or get anything done. Given what happens when the two major parties cooperate – “free trade” agreements that send American jobs overseas and cut wages for those that remain, wars we have no chance of winning, and tax “reform” that only benefits the extremely wealthy and the corporations they control – we could use a lot more Washington gridlock. The best indication that the United States government is no longer a viable entity, and so beyond reform that we need to start from scratch, is the fact that the best and the brightest no longer aspire to a career in politics or governmental inspiration. It’s not just anecdotal; polls and studies show that the millennial generation, like the generation Xers before them, care deeply about the nation’s and the…

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Digging Your Own Grave: Evil Employers Can Lay You Off, But You Don’t Have To Go Quietly

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Empty Symbolism – Why the Freedom Act Sucks

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Military Service is for Suckers

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Hillary Clinton’s Life of Crime

SYNDICATED COLUMN: “Our Hearts and Prayers Go Out…”

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Baltimore Riots Were Caused by Capitalism and Cops, Not Poverty

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Two Stories the Same Day Show That the U.S. is Rotten to the Core

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Hillary Clinton Runs First, Thinks Last

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Rand Paul Proves That the American Political System is Broken

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