Terrible Cartoons: Egyptian Bloodbath Edition

The crackdown by Egypt’s military junta against members of the Muslim Brotherhood, who were protesting the coup that deposed Mohammed Morsi, has led America’s editorial cartoons to release a spate of particularly stupid cartoons this weekend. Let’s take a look:

Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett joins a familiar refrain that we’ve seen by other artists, the implication that Egyptians are too stupid/confused to figure out a way out of the current political crisis. Which, aside from being offensive, is also ridiculous considering that the same cartoon could be labeled “United States.”

 

Steve Benson

Steve Benson kicks off early for the late August holidays by turning in this…what? As far as I can gather, it’s that Egypt is just falling apart. Because the pyramid, in the lexicon of American editorial cartoonists, is Egypt. (Which would be as though foreign cartoonists depicted America as a cowboy, or some other hoary historical relic.) It’s just an illustration — no opinion expressed — and anyway, it reminds me that the opposite is true. Those pyramids, and Egypt, have survived thousands of years of war and turmoil, much of which was worse than what we’re seeing now.

 

Walt Handelsman

Walt Handelsman is saying…what? That’s bloody crackdowns are bloody? Thanks. We knew that.

 

Matt Davies

I like this one by Matt Davies, who here is not afraid to take an anti-coup, anti-junta stand.

And finally, the worst of the bunch. Glenn McCoy blames the victim:

Glenn McCoy

 

Clearly

I love the euphemism “clear” as it relates to the practice of Egyptian military junta goons massacring nonviolent demonstrators. It was also used, of course, by US state-controlled media when the Occupy Wall Street encampments were “cleared” by US government police hooligans.

1984 Came on Time

Courtesy of long-time reader Barbara Dale:

“In the actual year 1984 I was home alone one day in Bedford, Iowa (population 1600) when the doorbell rang. The man seeking entry flashed his FBI badge. Sitting in our living room he asked me if I knew that our daughter was corresponding with a KGB agent. I told him that our daughter was 18 years old and that she was engaged with a statewide church committee in exploring the possibility of a peaceful exchange with youth in the (then) Soviet Union. One name she had obtained and written to was a diplomat in the Soviet embassy in Washington, DC. At my rather scornful tone he defensively stated, “This is not Big Brother. We just thought you would want to know what your child is doing.” Ha! So I inquired how he came upon the information. He claimed the letter had not been read; they were simply acting upon the address and return address on the outside of the envelope!
So you thought mail just started to be photographed after 9/11/01??”

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Right-Wing Liberals

Learning the Lessons of Egypt 

I’m not much for sports analogies, but any athlete knows about the home field advantage. It’s easier to win if you play your game, not your opponent’s.

This is even more true in politics. Playing by your enemy’s rules is a mug’s game.

For whatever reason, conservatives and right-wing activists — the latter distinguishable from the former because they want to push past stodgy establishmentarianism into radical reactionism (e.g., fascism and its close relatives) — understand that he who makes the rules usually wins the fight. Whether it’s the aggressive redistricting of Texas voting districts engineered by Karl Rove on behalf of Republicans, or the brutalist media activism of FoxNews and other Murdoch properties like The Wall Street Journal, or hiring goons to beat up election officials during the 2000 Florida recount, right-wingers get that politics is war, no Queensbury rules. Only victory matters.

Leftists — not soft, smooshy liberals but real, honest-to-a-nonexistent-God socialists and communists — get it too. Not that you could tell from recent history, at least in the United States. They’re dispirited and disorganized. Nevertheless, they remember enough Marx and Mao to remember that might makes right.

Liberals, on the other hand, can’t manage to internalize this depressing, historically proven fact.

Columnist’s Note: At this point, if you’re a seasoned reader of opinion essays, you no doubt expect me to list examples of liberal wimpiness. Al Gore giving up in 2000. Obama not getting anything done with a Democratic Congress a few years after Bush rammed through a raft of right-wing legislation through…a Democratic Congress. Next should follow the usual exhortation to grow a pair.

A reasonable assumption, but I’m taking a different tack this time: liberals don’t understand why others refuse to get suckered.

On the morning of Thursday, August 15th, NPR interviewed a “liberal intellectual” in Egypt, where the ruling military junta had ordered soldiers to slaughter hundreds of nonviolent demonstrators staging sit-ins to protest the coup d’état that toppled the democratically elected president, Mohammed Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood, an Islamist party. As is typical in these pieces, we were given no explanation as to why this man was picked to represent the reaction of the Egyptian public to the crackdown. Fluency in English? Friend of the reporter? Well-connected publicist? They didn’t say. Regardless of the reason, the effect was to anoint this “liberal” as a reasonable, albeit extraordinarily well-educated, Average Joe. Whether or not NPR producers intended it, Mr. Egyptian Liberal Voice of Reason served as the voice of NPR and thus, by extension, of American liberalism.

NPR’s pet Egyptian liberal Thursday was “novelist Alaa al-Aswany, who protested against the Mubarak regime and criticized ousted president Mohammed Morsi during his time in office.”

Al-Aswany wasted no time discrediting himself — “No, there is no military rule in Egypt, and there will never be a military rule in Egypt. And what happened is that we are living in a transition period” — before an observation I found unintentionally illuminating: “We must have the constitution first, of course. And then after that, the election. And I believe that there would be civil elected president and elected parliament who will take over.”

What about the Muslim Brotherhood? They should participate in the democratic process, he said.

But why?

On the same network, on the same show, Steven Cook of the Council on Foreign Relations was pointing out that “it’s hard to make a credible claim if you’re an Egyptian liberal” because they supported the military coup.

“There is something called the Repression Radicalization Dynamic,” said Cook. “And one can imagine Muslim Brothers saying that they tried to play by the rules of the political game. They were shut out, shut down and now being hunted and they have no recourse but to take up arms against the state. We’ve seen that before, in fact, in Egypt, in the mid-1990s. There was a low-level insurgency which killed anywhere between 1,500 and 2,000 people. Throughout the Arab world we’ve seen it in places like Algeria.” In 1992 the Front Islamique de Salut (FIS) was expected to win Algeria’s elections. The military, acting with the backing of the U.S., canceled the election, prompting the coining of the term the “American Veto.” The Americans also effectively vetoed Hamas’ win of fair elections in Gaza in 2006.

From Algeria to Gaza to Egypt, the message to Islamists is clear: don’t follow the West’s rules. Electoral democracy is for them, not for you. If you play the West’s game, if you work within their system, they’ll do whatever it takes, including cheating, to prevent you from winning. If you win anyway, they’ll overthrow you in a coup. And if you demonstrate — peacefully, nonviolently, just the way they tell you you’re supposed to, they’ll shoot you like dogs.

I’m pretty sure Islamists — and other radicals who seek political power — have learned their lesson. Goodbye ballot boxes, hello guns.

Liberals, on the other hand, clearly haven’t. Not only do they themselves insist on accepting the rhetorical framework of the right, they expect everyone else to do so as well.

Of course, there may well be a simple if unpleasant explanation for that. Stylistic differences (e.g., George W. Bush vs. Barack Obama) aside, when push comes to shove, liberals side with authoritarianism — even though the autocrats in question plan to get rid of them sooner or later — over their leftist “allies.” We’ve seen it over and over, from Germany in 1848 to Washington in 2013, where a liberal president presides over an empire of torture camps, fleets of killer robot planes, and a police state that makes East Germany’s Stasi look penny ante.

Liberals are right-wing.

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A Deal You Can’t Not Refuse

So President Obama is slapping his buddies in the ruling Egyptian military junta, who deposed the democratically elected president in a coup d’etat, by canceling joint military exercises. But not to worry, the $1.3 billion in weapons a year the US sends Egypt will continue to flow.

Listening to a so-called “liberal” Egyptian on NPR this morning, I was struck by his — and by extension, NPR, and by extension to them, the US mainstream media — absurd message to the Muslim Brotherhood who are falling victims by the hundreds to soldiers’ bullets in Cairo. “Please participate in the political system,” he essentially said. But if you manage to win a presidential election, we will overthrow him in a coup. And if you protest his overthrow using exactly the same means we used to take power initially, we will gun you down.

Pardon me, buy why should the Islamists in Egypt do anything other than resort to armed struggle?

Cartoon Auction is Back

I’m auctioning off the original artwork for my today’s cartoon about the Obama’s vacation on eBay. Starting bid is 99 cents! But you can also roll one-percenter style and Buy It Now for $150.

The Return of the Principled Resignation

 

Here in the United States, the last time there was a high-level principled resignation was 1980, when Secretary of State Cyrus Vance quit rather than sign off on Jimmy Carter’s doomed attempt to rescue the embassy hostages in Iran with an invading force of attack helicopters. It’s hard to remember, therefore, that the principled resignation used to be quite common in American politics and the rest of the world.

Egypt’s Mohammed ElBaradei has resigned as vice president of Egypt’s ruling military junta in the aftermath of a violent crackdown in which government troops slaughtered hundreds of pro-Morsi demonstrators. Setting aside the matter of whether he ever ought to have joined such a regime in the first place, this, folks, is how it’s done. Not like, say, loyalists like Colin Powell, who knowingly lied us into war at the UN rather than tell George W. Bush to go to hell.

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