Sheryl Sandberg’s Choreplay: Not Too Sexy

Originally published by Breaking Modern:

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg, famous for her “Lean In” book and its advice to women to be aggressive in the workplace, is now advising women to institute “choreplay” at home — basically, wives exchanging marital favors in exchange for husbands’ completion of household tasks. Whatever its merits, Choreplay certainly doesn’t sound sexy.
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12 Comments.

  • LOL!

  • alex_the_tired
    March 23, 2015 8:17 PM

    The best part of the whole panel? The little “Hot” in the lower-right. Absolutely perfect-pitch comedy-wise.

    Sandberg sounds like a fool. A sad, pitiful fool.

  • So what if hubby pays a cleaning lady to do the chores? That’s got to be worth a decent sexual favor from wifey.

    Maybe hubby can find a cleaning lady who is willing to take cash in exchange for sexual favors.

    Maybe hubby can give wifey some cash so she can pay far a cleaning lady. Maybe wifey takes the cash for a cleaning lady, does the cleaning herself, and keeps the cash.

    With the commodification of sexual favors, who needs the complications of marriage anyway?

  • I have such an arrangement with my next-door neighbor, and she’s a helluva lot sexier than my wife!
    😀

  • Actually, I’ve read that many housewives DO consider it “sexy” or at least “enticing” when the gentlemen step up to household chores.

    • Yeah, you would read that since feminists will write anything. “Oh, my god. Watching hubby wash dishes gets me so wet.”

      • The good news is that you’ll never have to worry your little head about those sorts of domestic considerations.

      • Quite right. When I’m ready to have a family, I’ll go to Eastern Europe where women still know both how to be women and how to treat men. My big head will be well taken care of. A man would be ignorant or crazy to start a family in the Anglosphere where his kids are never his own. How can they be if his wife can take them away at any time for any or no reason?

      • I’ve had an equalist cohabitation arrangement before and have no desire to repeat it.

  • What one would be getting out of this arrangement (if it actually even made sense) would be what one would get from a hooker (negotiated, obligatory sex). Is that really what one wants from a wife?

    The “choreplay” thing is not Sandberg’s creation. Feminists have been pushing it for a long time now. I mean just listen to the pitch: “C’mon guys! Do more housework and get more sex!”

    • alex_the_tired
      March 26, 2015 12:57 PM

      It is passive-aggressive, isn’t it?

      This is what I love about being single. I eat over the sink, right out of the container. No dishes!

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