Getting Closer

You don’t need to be a mass transit planner to know that, in a major city, getting people to and from the airport is a major priority. For Metro, however, connecting Angelenos to LAX has become a dream as elusive as single-payer healthcare.

Metro has built 80 stations along 87 miles of track, with 23 more planned, since its founding in 1990. But you still can’t take it to the airport. Year after year, the agency moves ever so closer without connecting the dots — like the Zeno’s paradox in which you repeatedly have to cover half the remaining distance but can never quite finish your journey.

On Thursday the Metropolitan Transportation Authority’s board of directors signed off on a new station on the Crenshaw Line, at 96th Street and Aviation Boulevard. “Officials say the new station will serve as a link to a people-mover system expected to connect a consolidated car-rental facility, a planned ground transportation hub and the LAX terminal area,” Laura J. Nelson explained in the Times.

The thing is — with Metro, there is always a thing — the “people mover” doesn’t exist. Not only doesn’t it exist, it hasn’t been started.

Not only has no ground been broken on the people mover, it hasn’t been approved. And approval doesn’t look like it’s coming any time soon. The MTA board “agreed to proceed with further study” said people mover, leaving passengers a mile and a half short of the terminals.

Yes, Virginia, this be done. Even long-distance trains arrive directly under the terminals at the airports in Tokyo and Amsterdam. But not in L.A.

Budget problems, institutional sluggishness and bureaucratic turf battles have Metro currently scheduled to arrive at LAX proper in 2023. With luck, some predict actual LAX service as “early” as 2020 — but let’s face it: the odds in favor of finishing a government construction job ahead of schedule is roughly equivalent to those of a talented musician winning a Grammy.

And anyway, we won’t care because we’ll be taking our driverless flying cars to our destinations by 2020 or 2023 or whenever.

It may not seem like it, but the MTA board may indeed have a solid plan — and I suggest it in this week’s cartoon. Perhaps they’re hoping to save the taxpayers a few billion bucks by doing nothing, and simply waiting for Mother Nature — in the form of seismic activity — to close the last mile and a half between the newly-approved transit hub and the someday-probably-don’t-know-when people mover.


4 thoughts on “LOS ANGELES TIMES CARTOON: The Long Trip to LAX

  1. A bridge to nowhere once and now a highway to nowhere.

    All while the condition of the nation’s existing infrastructure is neglected.

  2. And the even sader thing that your not even touching on Ted is that even the hypothetical eventual connection of the green line to LAX still doesn’t make the system work for much of LA.

    Back when I used to live in Pasadena, even getting to the closest approach to LAX from the greenline required going most of the whole length of the yellow line, change to the red line for a few stops, change to the blue line for much of its length, then change to the green line and go much of its length just to get within a couple miles of the airport. TOTAL TIME: over three to four hours – note, this is all on tracks, there is no effect of traffic, it is three to four hours with absolutely now delays and completely normal functioning as designed. If you had an international flight and are supposed to be at the airport 3 hours before your flight leaves, well you better leave home 7 hours before your flight then. What if your international flight is at 6:00 am? Well then the LA metro system has a simple “hahah – fuck you!” and would also like to add “Have fun stopping at all the local stops in the violent ghettos of both Compton and Watts on the blue line between 1:00 and 2:00 am!”

  3. Somewhere, somebody’s making bribe BANK off the taxi cab and shuttle service providers. I can’t see it happening any other way.

    Anyhow, If you’re in Pasadena and need to get to LAX in some reasonable stretch of time for as little cash as possible, you simply take the Gold Line to Union Station, and then access the bus service from there to the airport. It ends up being about two and a half hours.


    • Well, two and a half hours if you’re doing red-eye or other off-hour times.