I’m going over some old writings which I’m compiling into a new book which is coming out next year. I just came across this column for September 23, 2008, written just after the economic crisis began. You may find it of interest.
Ted
Save People, Not Bankers
Seat belt laws embolden drivers to drive faster, causing a net loss of life. It’s the law of unintended consequences, also known as the Peltzman effect: the safer you feel, the more risk you take.
Sam Peltzman, the economist after whom said effect is named, says that government bailouts like the Bush Administration’s $700 billion attempt to stave off economic collapse are no more effective than “pouring money down a rat hole.” Moral hazard–rewarding reckless people and companies while allowing responsible ones to fail (hello, Lehman Brothers) may avert one economic crisis while planting the seeds of a worse one down the road.
“In the long run,” says Peltzman, “you’re just laying the groundwork for more because you’re giving people an incentive to take too much risk, where a big part of the risk gets laid off on the taxpayer.”
I don’t think much of the laissez faire, magic-of-the-marketplace, let-’em-eat-flat-screens school of Darwinian economics flogged by the University of Chicago, where Milton Friedman once reigned supreme and Peltzman is a professor emeritus. But I think he has a point here–with a twist. Government intervention is appropriate and necessary during tough economic times. But not if you bail out corporations.
The 1979 Chrysler bailout is a perfect example. Jimmy Carter’s $1.2 billion loan sent an unwholesome message to Detroit: don’t change a thing. If you get into trouble, the government will rescue you. The Big Three kept selling gas guzzlers. Nimble foreign automakers that spent the 1980s and 1990s developing hybrid technology are crushing them now.
More recently, the government bailed out the airlines after 9/11, notably by limiting negligence lawsuits by relatives of victims. It’s hardly a coincidence that the major carriers haven’t done much to improve security. Similarly, it’s hard to see how U.S. taxpayers will benefit by lending my former employer Bear, Stearns $29 billion to facilitate its sale to JPMorganChase. Bear’s corporate culture, reeking of the testosterone-drenched arrogance of its seven-figure-salaried executives, led it to fib about the worth of the collateralized debt obligations that supposedly guaranteed the payment of its subprime mortgage hedge funds. When traders learned the truth, confidence in the firm collapsed, sealing its fate.
Or would have, if the feds hadn’t come along. Letting Bear go under might have prompted caution among future wannabe Masters of the Universe. If capitalism survives this debacle, we’ll see more like it as a result.
Democrats are asking for some laudable amendments to Bush’s plan. They want to give bankruptcy court judges the power to reduce monthly mortgage payments, cap executive salaries, and increase Congressional oversight of the financial services companies involved. Good ideas, but none go far enough. Besides, they’d expire at the end of 2009. Does anyone think the economy will be booming by then?
At least four million people–nine percent of all homeowners–have fallen behind on their payments or are in foreclosure. And 6.5 million more could go down the tubes next year. “People with poor credit have been defaulting on mortgage payment in large numbers for more than a year,” says Douglas McIntyre, an editor at 247wallst.com. “Now the problem has moved to homeowners with reasonably good credit.”
Each family that loses their house creates a ripple effect. Empty homes lower their neighbors’ property values. Some dispossessed workers, unable to find a new place near their jobs, become unemployed. Savings are wiped out. Forced to move, parents pull children out of school, disrupting their education in ways that will hurt them and society decades from now. Banks are burdened with the costs of maintaining property they don’t want until they can unload it at a reduced price–further depressing real estate prices. Society, even renters, has an interest in preventing foreclosures.
The unpredictable nature of the current real estate price plunge has created another set of problems. Tobin Harshaw of The New York Times sums up a complicated mess as nicely as anyone I’ve read: “There are a whole bunch of mortgage-backed securities, the value of which is not known, because nobody knows what the default rates on the underlying mortgages are likely to be.” Investors can’t set prices, much less invest, without reliable information. So credit markets have seized up.
Americans are peering into the abyss, a.k.a. the End of Everything As We Know It. So whom are we counting upon to save the day? The same Bushist dead enders and Congressional layabouts who let Osama bin Laden live and New Orleans die.
So yeah, we’re toast. But let’s talk about what should be done:
1. Declare a Bank Holiday. As FDR did in 1933, Bush should shut down the financial system–banks, stock and currency exchanges–for a week or so to avoid panic selling, cool down market volatility, and give Congress time to craft carefully considered legislation rather than the spend-a-thon slapped together over the last Black Weekend. It bodes ill that liberals and conservatives alike have so little faith in the plan. Take some time; get it right.
2. Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act. The current mortgage meltdown couldn’t have happened without Senator Phil Gramm, now a key economic advisor to John McCain. In 1999 Gramm led the repeal of the Depression-era legislation that had separated commercial from investment banks, allowing Citigroup and other companies to sell mortgage-backed securities that blurred the line between Main Street and Wall Street. Let the financiers handle derivatives, structured investment vehicles, and other arcane financial instruments. Banking should return to its dull, staid roots as a business that pays interest on deposits and collects interest on loans without imperiling those deposits.
3. Bail out homeowners, not lenders. Stop doling out hundreds of billions, even trillions, of dollars, to a few banks and issue the cash to the disaggregated tens of millions of Americans who will spend the money and stimulate the economy instead. Which brings us to…
4. Abolish predatory interest rates. Millions of people in danger of losing their homes would not be in trouble if their banks weren’t charging usurious interest rates. Every primary homeowner should be automatically refinanced to a floating 30-year mortgage, with the interest rate set at 1/4 percent point above the fed funds borrowing rate. Similarly, all consumer credit card debt should be refinanced to prime plus 1/4. The same goes for student loans. Secondary and vacation homes don’t qualify. Unemployed homeowners can apply for hardship deferrals, allowing them to skip mortgage payments until they find a job. Payday loans ought to fall under similar guidelines. In Utah, the average interest rate on payday loans is 521 percent! Of course, reforms will cut deeply into lenders’ earnings. Many banks would be at risk of going under, which is why…
5. Banks that fail should be nationalized. As should investment banks and any other institution that needs federal taxpayer money to avoid failure. If we the people fund ‘em, we the people own ‘em. If and when the economy recovers, the Treasury collects the spoils and cuts our taxes.
6. Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan, and slash defense spending. Christopher Whalen, managing director of Institutional Risk Analytics, tells USA Today the government may have to cover $1.4 trillion in bad mortgage debt. That’s a lot of money, but I have good news: we can get it. In 2007, the Congressional Budget Office estimated that the occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq would cost at least $2.4 trillion through the next decade–even more if Obama or McCain keep their pledges to send more troops to Afghanistan next year. Cutting our losses and cutting the $515 billion a year Defense Department appropriations budget would help finance the clean-up of the mortgage meltdown.
(C) 2008 Ted Rall, All Rights Reserved.
4 Comments.
Let’s go over each point:
1. “Declare a Bank Holiday”. Ain’t gonna happen. Conservatives will scream about the tyrant Obama trying to interfere and control commerce. Chances? 0%.
2. “Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act”. Ain’t gonna happen. Republicans and Wall St. will scaremonger everyone, claiming foreign counterparts will destroy us. Propaganda about regulations will be legion. Chances? 0%.
3. “Bail out homeowners, not lenders”. Ain’t gonna happen. Although people don’t like bailouts of banks, they hate bailouts of individuals even worse. People of all stripes don’t like to think their bailing out their neighbor who took out a home equity loan to put an in-ground pool in, but ended up underwater on his mortgage (pun intended). Chances? 0%.
4. “Abolish predatory interest rates”. Ain’t gonna happen. Republicans and the Chamber of Commerce will scream about the socialist Obama interfering with the free market. After all, if people don’t want the credit they don’t have to take it, right? Yeah, right. Chances? 0%.
5. “Banks that fail should be nationalized”. Ain’t gonna happen. Republicans will scream SOCIALISM, Democrats will run with their tails between their legs, end of story. Chances? 0%.
6. “Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan, and slash defense spending”. Ain’t gonna happen. The MIC will make sure enough scary propaganda about Obama making the country less safe is disseminated, it will make Madison Ave. drool with envy. Chances? 0%.
Sum of chances of any of this happening? 0%.
The only correct answer is the following: Don’t do anything, the system is broken, wait until people are pissed off enough to actually change things.
I notice that we’ll be leaving Iraq at the end of the year. Or is it Afghanistan. In either case, it’s the exact departure time W said, at that presser where the guy hurled his shoes at W’s head. The people vomiting over each in other in their eagerness to praise Obama for ending the war seem to not realize that he didn’t do a thing. I wish I could take my vote back. I wish it almost as much as I’ve ever wanted anything.
As to all of the economic troubles. … I’ve thought about this all a lot. I honestly have. And I’ve come to one unshakeable conclusion, and it isn’t one I particularly enjoy. Here it is:
Most of these people deserve everything that’s happening to them. The bankers did everything EXCEPT wipe their asses with grandma’s wedding dress, and what do we have? Neo-hippies wiggling their fingers. These people are going to be poor for the rest of their lives. The jobs are gone. The reports are now talking matter-of-factly about it being years before the economy recovers. These poor dumb asshats are going to be living with five people until they’re 60, at which point they’ll have to go into a home because a lifetime of stress and no health care will have shortened their lives. And they wiggle their fucking stupid fingers. They deserve to die young.
And let’s not forget the now-homeless idiots who didn’t realize a $750,000 house can’t be paid for on a $38K a year salary. Idiots ran out and flipped houses, driving home prices into the stratosphere. Why? Because they wanted to be hyperrich just like the bankers. They didn’t debate the ethics or morality or just the fundamental decency or common sense of the behavior. The gravy train had just pulled into town with biscuit wheels dripping butter, and they wanted to be JUST LIKE THE BANKERS, so they bought a three-bedroom piece of shit for four times its value. Why? Someone waved some documents in their face. Here. Here’s a blank check from your account. Just sign it. I’ll fill in the details. And have you seen the houses? They all look like bank branches. And they’re in suburbs filled with neighbors. It’s like living in the city, except now you have a yard to maintain, a driveway to plow, a roof to keep free of leaves (fingers crossed, one of the trees doesn’t fall onto the house), and a 25-mile commute to work.
And while there was still equity to be sucked out of those goddamn crackerboxes, what did people do? Hell, ran right out and bought an SUV. A gigantic SUV. A car so big it looks like a joke. Had to have something enormous — so you’d feel SAFE when you navigated the treacherous suburban streets to the Wegman’s. Hell, a regular car wouldn’t get you NOTICED. But the four spots you need to park that thing? And the $90 it costs to fill the tank every second day? Oh, mmm mmm mmm, you are the cat’s ass now, aintcha?
I will NEVER, not unless I win the frickin’ lottery, own a house. Why? Because during the period in my life that I should have been pricing carpeting and bitching at myself about whether I should paint the living room eggshell, ecru, or white, I couldn’t. Why? Because a bunch of frickin’ lunatics were putting two-bedroom shitboxes into the $400,000 range. And then, I was sitting on a couch in an apartment looking for a job because the whole economy had crashed and burned.
And why did it burn? I’ll tell you. Are you listening? Remember the scene in Goodfellas where Joe Pesci’s character thinks he’s about to become a made man? And he walks into the garage and sees it’s an empty room, and realizes, in the half-second before they blow his brains out, that he’s about to die? And he gets as far as “Sh—” before they punch his ticket? Okay. Pesci’s the unions. The gun is Reagan. The executioner is … you guessed it, the greedy, hyperrich bankers. By outsourcing every friggin’ job that isn’t nailed down (thank you, Internet), and by gutting unions, and by lining up at Target and Wal-Mart to buy cheap plastic crap made in China, we’ve now arrived at the GOP’s wet dream: social services are almost finished, the tax base is collapsing so fast cities can no longer keep the goddamn street lights on, and people line up, DAYS in advance, for the chance to pay hundreds of dollars for something made by slave labor in China. And what is that something? It’s a fucking telephone. Now you can play solitaire on a $500 toy. Hell, who wouldn’t want that. Why? Because anyone who can throw $500 away on a deck of cards and a telephone in one must be almost as rich as a banker!
And when the guy who owned the company that sent those jobs to China because it allowed him to become even richer than he already was (although, to be fair, nowhere near as rich as those hyperrich bankers everyone thinks about being like) dropped dead a few months after buying a replacement organ with his excess wealth, everyone acted like a virgin-pure, 100% unadulterated saint had perished.
Hang on, I’m almost done.
You see, that’s why I think most of the people who are doing the screaming and carrying on deserve exactly what’s happening now. They have (almost literally) been held done, raped in the ass, punched in the face, and spat upon by the bankers, and they still want to be the bankers.
I never wanted to be a banker. I was very happy just living my life. And now, because I’m chained into this lifetime and this existence with a bunch of people who don’t even have enough brains to realize they’ve been swindled out of everything, I have to spend the rest of my life wondering when the next dirty trick is going to wipe out everything I’ve managed to accumulate because a bunch of half-wits are going to stand there, mouths agape, chasing after the next fantasy of easy wealth.
I hope the bankers start hunting people for sport soon. I can’t wait to hear what the drum circle will play to express their respectful disapproval.
And, wow, I feel better now. I’m gonna go sleep like a baby.
Amen,alex!