A New Plan for Mike Bloomberg: Stay inside

After Mike Bloomberg delivered a historically disastrous performance at his first Democratic presidential debate in Las Vegas, you have to wonder how it was possible for him to get 19% in the polls purely on the strength of TV ads. From now on, if he wants to survive, he has to stay indoors.

5 thoughts on “A New Plan for Mike Bloomberg: Stay inside

  1. I think he should play it safe. Don’t even leave the coffin, Mike.

    And Ted, I hope you’re doing okay. It sounds hackneyed, but make sure you have someone to talk to if you feel overwhelmed. (I doubt we of the Peanut Gallery would suffice.)

  2. Officially, Sanders is only ahead because of Russians hacking the primaries and caucuses. After all, this accusation by Obama and the establishment media torpedoed Trump’s attempt to get elected, didn’t it? And I think we all hope it will work just as well against Sen Sanders as it did against Trump.

    • «Officially, Sanders is only ahead because of Russians hacking the primaries and caucuses.» No doubt about it, Michael, were it not for interference from those dastardly Russian would could have prevented people from overwhelmingly voting for fine upstanding young men like Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg or that supporter of the common man, Michael Rubens Bloomberg ?… 😉

      Henri

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