Just when you thought I’d given up whoring myself out: I’ve just posted a new chance to have dinner or drinks with me on eBay.
Winner gets two hours of drinks and/or winner (on you, naturally) with yours truly. Plus a signed book to commemorate the evening. Or afternoon. Or whatever.
This must take place in Manhattan. If, however, you’d like to fly me to where you live, you can arrange such a thing outside of eBay. Just email me. For the right price, I’ll even be funny. For higher than the right price, I’ll speak to your group.
Minimum bid is 99 cents, so don’t be cheap.
I’m meeting my first auction winner tomorrow night in Manhattan!
