Best Instant Messge Ever

So I had to throw open my Instant Messages to the general public this morning in order to contact a fellow cartoonist about ATTITUDE 3: The Subversive New Media Cartoonists, and starting receiving IMs from all sorts of folks. But this one sort of stands out, which I’m sharing it with y’all. Enjoy.

ECp15789: hey
ECp15789: hello ted rall
ECp15789: i was wondering if i could get some information about getting involved in the democratic party ?
ECp15789: hello ?
ECp15789: Mr rall?
ECp15789: mr rall are you there?
ECp15789: all i want to do is try to get involved and try to make this country a better place
ECp15789: you know what FUCK you ted ral…l FUCK you !
ECp15789: you goat fucker
ECp15789: do you hear me ted rall ?… fuck you
ECp15789: hey i want to thank you for you and your gay democrate commie friends for fuckin up america
ECp15789: you should be proud of yourself
ECp15789: your mother should be proud of a ass fuck like you