“Crash the Party” Update

If you’re planning to attend the hottest party in New York on the last night of the RNC (Thursday, Sept. 2), the fun won’t be at Madison Square Garden, where Piehole will be accepting his party’s nomination to run for the office he stole in the first place. The fabulous $75-per-person Kerry fundraiser “Crash the Party” will be THE place to be, and you can be there, and hang out with yours truly in the bargain (not to mention pick up a copy or two of my books). Details are in the original post below, but if you’re coming please reserve your ticket NOW. Admission will be cut off when capacity is reached.

Those who cannot attend but wish to be there in spirit (hi out-of-towner Bush haters!) may pay just $25 to attend virtually. Send a 300 dpi full-size photo of yourself (head shot would be best) to chet@rall.com along with your name and a brief message, and you’ll go on the Wall of Honor at the bash. And don’t worry–we’ll tear it all down before HomeSec gets a look.

P.S. I need someone to sit at a table to sell my books at the party. If you’re interested in volunteering for a good cause, you’ll get free admission, not to mention as many of my books as you can carry home. Email me at chet@rall.com if you’re reliable, presentable and cool.