Hate Mail
My mail is mostly running pro right now, but I’d like to give the curious a peek at what typical correspondence from right-wing pro-war Republicans looks like: inarticulate, unable to speak English properly (and these are the folks who criticize immigrants!), violent, illogical. If we are defined by our enemies, I am proud to be disliked be the likes of these “Americans”:
From kmdg2@yahoo.com:
Sleep tight. I’m coming to kill you.
From matthew@intouchone.com:
Fuck you you anti American son of a bitch. Get the fuck out of my country now! Call me you bitch if you have the balls to withstand justified criticism for your less than respectful comments about Mr. Tilman. You suck and I hope crowds chase your liberal ass out of this country. Give me a number to call you you fucking pussy ass cunt.
Matthew
602.XXX.XXXX
PS: Fuck you and leave my country BITCH
From cmiele@bglco.com:
Making fun of a man who gave him life defending the freedoms you live under!
You fucking cocksucker!
Cameron S. Miele | Senior Associate
BROWN GIBBONS LANG & COMPANY | INVESTMENT BANKERS
From brookshirelarry@hotmail.com:
Your a nim com poot and and idiot!
Larry Brookshire who served his county while you ran off to Canada or sit you fat ass behind a desk!
Larry Brookshire
From erslo@comcast.net:
You are one fucked up piece of shit. I hope someone blows your head off, you filthy cocksucker.
Fortunately assholes like you don’t live long.
FUCK YOU!
From jfeick@sc.rr.com:
Wow what dick, it is fine to say that you don?t agree with the president but to call a hero like Sgt Tillman an idiot that is just uncalled for. I am going to take a guess that you have never served in the military and that you don?t what it is like to be fired at. You are a piece of shit and Mr. O?Reily was right when you should be ashamed of what you did to Tillman. I hope you burn in hell.
From a cowardly remailer:
Ted has a small Penis. He plays with it all day long. Thats funny isnt it?
From rlm@havilandtelco.com:
This man and many others have died so you can have YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH SO YOU CAN DRAW SHIT LIKE THIS.I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL PROUD OF THE JOB YOU DO! IF YOU HAVE KIDS DO THEY GO TO SCHOOL AND HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR NAME OR DO THEY THINK YOUR A DICK LIKE MOST PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY . THANKS AMERICA FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BECAUSE I TO AS A VETERAN HAVE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.GOD BLESS PAT TILLMAN
From rancher@kans.com:
You sir are a left wing scallywag. How dare you insult an American hero like Tillman. I want to tell you something! I did not believe in the viet Nam war, but went anyway. Because it was the proper thing to do for me ,my parents, and you, you little fuck!!!! You have had a very good life I under stand! So how about start paying those people back that you so disagree with. Perhaps they know the truth, that there are factions who want to blow away your life as you know it… Please think!
If you wish to reply my name is: Carroll Jungel see E-address above
From brianroou@i-mnet.com:
Hey you punk, Rall, I’d love to see you make fun of Pat Tillman in front of
his Ranger buddies, or any military member for that matter. I’ll bet you
wouldn’t be able to pen another cartoon like that, you total leftie loser.
Brian Roou
From NY1962@webtv.net:
idiot. sap.
From DLFul0531@aol.com:
The Tillman piece was disgusting. Have you considered moving to another country? China might be nice.
DLF
From lburchf@adelphia.net:
You are an insensitive, f&%$#@ idiot who doesn’t deserve to live in the USA. You are someone who cowards behind your cartoons instead of standing up and supporting your country’s fallen………..whether or not you believe in the war, Pat Tillman died for you.
From jpresley@post.harvard.edu:
I hope the syndicate fires you.
From bhahn777@yahoo.com (note: I have never appeared on Chris Matthews’ show):
Ted Rall,
You are a fucking idiot. I saw you on Chris Mathews and you are a flaming Gay liberal communist. I do not care about your email guidelines.This is a threat. If you ever show your scawny GAY communist ass in San Jose, CA you won’t live to regret it. What you said about Pat Tillman is way past offensive. I worked in the same office as his father for several years and was very upset with his death. You, on the other hand think it is a joke that Pat Tillman or anyone of thousands of soldiers would put their life on the line to save your scrawny, GAY, communist ass from another terrorist attack. Pat Tillman was a hero and died a hero. However, you will die as a coward, liberal, GAY, communist. I doubt if any law enforcement officer in the USA would come to your defense if someone was cramming a Cadilac(made in the USA) up your ass. Like the New York fire fighter said at the 9/11 memorial concert. I live in San Jose, CA and if you know where to find me.
From mayj@ncr.disa.mil:
You are a LOSER! Ted Rall makes me sick! The same military that protects
your ass, he has the nerve to criticize! You need to move out of this
country! Leave! If you hate this country so much, move to Yemen! Your on
Pat Tillman was disgusting. Why don’t you take your panzie ass and join
the military?! You wouln’t last, you big baby! You have never served this
country in any capacity, have you? You are jerk. A simple liberal idiot!
You make me puke!
Ted, do us all a favor and LEAVE! Move to another country pal, and see how
you like it there. To never serve this country, and have the audacity to
criticize somebody who gave their life for this country is despicable!
You make me puke! I can I can tell you of another 1.5 million you make sick
in our armed forces!
Oh, and come on down to Ft Benning, Ft Bragg, Ft Carson, Camp Lejuene, or
any other military base, and write this article! Stand out in front of the
base and read it, you dickhead! We would love to kick your spindly ass!
It is losers like you that need to move to another country, you idiot! You
hate our Government, but, you love the money you make writing stupid comic
articles that mean NOTHING! LOSER!
LTC Jeffrey May
From omelekie2@hotmail.com:
I recently saw your strip regarding Pat Tillman. I get that you are against
the war but do not degrade the name of a hero. You are an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
From gmfalls@hagemeyerna.com:
A$$hole..how dare you critisize Pat Tillman..it’s people like him that give
you your right to spoof.
From Jsheridan5@aol.com:
Good thing those American War Criminals are on the front lines defending your right to be an obnoxious twit.
I do hope you meet a couple of Marines in a dark alley
From foxsb@verizon.net:
Fooled you….you are an arrogant Bastard desrespecting Tillman the way you did….but of course you probably didn’t have anyone die that you knew in the 9/11 attacks did you…I hope you get what is coming to you bastard
From marty@teamsavage.tv:
If I ever see you in person I will kick your ass.
Tell the authorities you spineless weasel.
Your arrogance is inversely proportionate
to your lack of intelligence
From bbmesq@earthlink.net:
Ted Rall – dead man walking . . . .
From rjohns9797@sbcglobal.net:
United States Attorney General John Ashcroft
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001
Re: Witness to Treason against the United States
Dear Mr. Attorney General:
I have witnessed an act of Treason against the United States of America as defined in the Constitution of the United States, Art. III, Section 3, which states “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.”
The meaning of Article III, Section 3 cannot be interpreted any other way except that Treason is clearly defined as:
1.) going to war against the United States
or
2.) giving aid and comfort to the enemies of
the United States.
To be convicted of treason, the accused must either
a.) confess to treason
or
b.) be accused of treason by two direct witnesses
of the act of treason.
The act of Treason which I, and millions of other Americans have witnessed was committed on 11 November 2003 by a United States citizen identified as Mr. Ted Rall, a native of the State of Massachusetts upon which United States citizenship was acquired by birthright.
On 11 November 2003, Mr. Rall committed an Act of Treason with the publication of statements clearly giving aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States and encouraging those enemies to take up arms against the military forces of the United States currently occupying the nation of Iraq. Mr. Rall’s Treason was aided and abetted by a business entity identified as Universal Press Syndicate…
Mr. Attorney General, I strongly urge you to seek an indictment charging the above parties with the crime of Treason, and to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. I further urge you to seek a court injunction to immediately prohibit further original publication of such articles by the parties above which are in violation of the United States Constitution Article III, Section 3.
I ask also that the individual identified as Mr. Ted Rall be immediately classified as a potential security risk with the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Transportation Security Administration and that he be subject to additional screening should he seek to travel upon any commercial aircraft within the confines of the United States.
Respectfully Submitted
From mreese@sdcoe.k12.ca.us:
Well, Ive always considered you a commie, now you have proved it.
Eat Shit traitor.
From dlowry@saanet.com:
You should be put in prison, one for not being willing to serve your country and then have the audacity to critize those who do.
You don’t belong in America. You have no idea of civility and when it is appropriate or how to be appropriate when expressing your views. You are a shame to this country.
David Lowry
From News6809@aol.com:
Rall you are the king of scum, I know if there is a hell you will def be there suffering like you made Pat tillmans family suffer. I hope you are No 1 when the next terrorist attack comes Have a Great day scumbag If I ever see you I will gladly spit in your face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
