Mr. Hillary

The only reason liberals can bring themselves to vote for Hillary Clinton is that she’s a woman. Never mind that she voted to invade Iraq! So, what if she became a man? Would they support her then?

Women in Combat

Gays in the military are OK. How can we get women into combat? Don’t ask, don’t tell.

You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

It’s true: U.S. puppet Afghan president Hamid Karzai has signed into law a bill that requires Afghan women to have sex with their husbands at least every four days, except when they’re menstruating or sick. The Taliban were progressive by comparison–they stoned rapists to death.

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