Does Hell Have Wifi?

If successful, the Portland bomb plot would have killed a record number of hipsters. Now the young and ironically detached are assessing what really matters in life: wifi.

Help for Homeowners

Joran van der Sloot got more help from the Obama Administration than American homeowners did.

Facespook

Courtesy of the FBI and other spy agencies, it’s Facespook!

Change Like You Can’t Believe

Barack Obama has exactly as much respect for privacy rights as George W. Bush. But it’s different–because he’s smart and attractive.

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