If successful, the Portland bomb plot would have killed a record number of hipsters. Now the young and ironically detached are assessing what really matters in life: wifi.
Somewhere in Waziristan
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American law enforcement always gets its man–if its man is incredibly stupid.
Next: In-Flight Lobotomies
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True story: The TSA has ordered pilots to stop telling passengers what’s off their left or right wing.
