WASHINGTON–The new Revolutionary Council announced that pornography has been found in the compound of deposed US president Barry Obama.
Among the titles of films found on thumb drives in Obama’s lair were “Nude Ninja Assassins,” “Lusty Libyans,” and “Milton Friedman Meets Long Dong Silver.”
“Since he didn’t lift a finger to work on the nation’s problems, he had lots of time on his hands,” said Mike McGee, a spokesman for the revolutionary government. “And that’s not all he had on his hands.”
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The news just had a report on the Office of Strategic Communications–what Orwell called the Ministry of Truth. Everything that was released about the raid on Abbottabad was scripted and re-scripted for the year before the actual raid until the OSC felt it would have the maximum desired impact: Osama hid behind a woman, did not try to pick up a gun but left that to his lackeys, was NEVER a martyr but only a hypocrite living in a multi-million dollar mansion. Oh, and he spent most of his time watching porn.
The script had nothing to do with reality, but it’s still widely accepted in the US (outside the US, many are not convinced Osama is even dead).
So I quite like Rall’s cynical take on the OSC.
outside the US many love and respect your President Obama. And when we read words like yours we feel and think that you do not deserve the luck you had with Obama elected and we would love to send you Berlusconiin exchange. Greetings from Italy Maria Luisa Riccardi
I will send Obama to you via FedEx tomorrow morning, and I’ll pay the postage. You are welcome to him. Do you feel we were so lucky to get Dubya and Reagan too? My regrets to you that you have Berlusconi, but it’s a bit like a German telling a Cambodian he’s lucky because Hitler was so much worse than Pol Pot.
you can be a lot funnier in prose than in cartoon!
Matt, I think Pol Pot, relative to population, was a lot worse than Hitler, not that it makes any of them less of a monster…