George Santos, International Man of Mystery

Nothing about Congressman George Santos is what he purported it to be: his work history, educational background, wealth, family. Now it turns out he was a drag queen in Brazil, but without mad chops. Keep him! He’s by far the most interesting member of Congress.

The Truth is In Here

The US intelligence community released its long-awaited UFO Report confirming that a series of mysterious flying objects have been seen moving through restricted military airspace over the last several decades and that they might not be of known terrestrial origin.

The Day the Earthlings’ Brains Stood Still

Two blockbuster stories broke at nearly the same time: The US Air Force confirmed that UFOs are real and released official video proving it. And a report came out indicating that humans might go extinct by the year 2050 unless something dramatic happens. Weirdly, no one is talking about either story.

Alien Voting

Twenty-five states require voters to show ID at the polls. Now some states want to require a birth certificate to prove you’re a citizen.

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