Generic COVID-19 Corporate Messaging

You know how the ads go. They have THAT music. Some somber narrator comes on and announces that during these “uncertain times” given “what’s going on” that some corporation that never cared about you actually does.

Positively Lying

Facts don’t matter in attack ads, where anything goes. Why not take the same approach in positive ads that tout a candidate’s achievements?

Panderocracy

Regardless of what it’s actually about, every bill is branded as a response to whatever polls say is people’s top priority.

Hate-Based Consumer Preferences

Once we hated the Germans and Japanese. Now we buy their stuff. What consumer trends will be inspired by the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq?

Now Network

If you’ve seen Sprint’s ads for their Now Network, you’ll know what this cartoon is about. If not, well, sorry.

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