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Saturday, March 13, 2010

A Day Late and a Dollar Short

Not being a habitual watcher of FOX News or a listener of AM radio (since I'm under the age of 60), I'm not in tune with the rantings and ravings of the Right. But I've got to give the "Day Late and Dollar Short" award to Glenn Beck, for this statement:

"I beg you, look for the words ’social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church website. If you find it, run as fast as you can!"

Yes, Mr. Beck. With 30 million people unemployed and homeless people by the millions and one in seven people in need of food assistance, everyone's gonna run away from the words "economic justice" like a swarm of locusts.

This is what's called being a day late and and dollar short. Shoulda peddled that crap in the 90s, when people were listening to it.

http://tinyurl.com/yfb8592


Susan

A Final Solution to the Afghan Question

Gee, why didn't we all think of this?

There are much better solutions for Afghanistan:

1) Build roads and electrical grids. Employ Afghans to do this.

2) Employ the thousands of Afghan widows in the country in weaving Persian carpets. Pay fair trade wages.

I can go on and on about what we can do in return for occupying the country. If we want an oil pipeline through Afghanistan, or a geopolitical and geo-economic presence there, we have to give something in return. That's just the way it is. Eventually though, we will have to come home. It just costs too much.

Susan

Friday, March 12, 2010

It's Been a Nice Run

After years of hosting my site, Blogger is kicking us old-school FTP types off their servers. Unfortunately, the Google-owned company's "solution" doesn't work for me--a prequel-based "rallblog.blogspot.com" type URL doesn't work here.

So I'm off to another platform.

This will mean some inconvenience to regular Rallbloggers, meaning that you'll have to re-register in order to post comments. But I am making effort to migrate all the old posts and archives to the new site so that your old comments will live on forever, just as your children would want.

This will happen sometime in April.

Sorry, but don't blame me. Blame Google!

Cartoon for March 12, 2010

Obama wrote this one for me by channeling RFK's "If not now, when?" The answer seems obvious: when you had 60 votes in the Senate?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Triumph of the Swill

"The Hurt Locker" Supports the Troops—and the Lies

The Motion Picture Academy's choice of "The Hurt Locker" as best film of 2009 is a sad commentary on the movie business as well as America's unwillingness to face the ugly truth about itself nearly a decade after 9/11.

"The Hurt Locker" is about a U.S. Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) unit operating in U.S.-occupied Iraq in 2004, one year after the invasion. They get called in to disarm improvised explosive devices (IEDs) of all shapes and sizes: homemade chemical explosives, old bombs looted from Iraqi military arsenals, even roadside bombs planted inside bodies. The EOD unit in "The Hurt Locker" also comes under fire from Iraqi resistance fighters.

The setting is inherently political, yet director Kathryn Bigelow studiously insists that her movie isn't. "Did you want to make sure that the film didn’t divulge into choosing a political stance?" an interviewer asked her. "I think that was important," she replied. "There is that saying, 'There is no politics in the trenches,' and I think it was important to look at the heroism of these men."

Soldiers exhibit extraordinary courage in every war, on every side. Sam Peckinpah's searing 1977 film "Cross of Iron" successfully makes the case for heroic behavior—bravery, anyway—on the part of Nazi forces participating in the invasion of the Soviet Union in 1943. So there's nothing wrong with Bigelow's basic assumption. It should be possible for a moviemaker to "look at the heroism of these men" despite the fact that the cause for they're fighting is evil.

The trouble with "The Hurt Locker" is that it, like too many other American war films, whitewashes history.

In this film neither the EOD unit at the center of the film or soldiers belonging to other units ever make a mistake that kills or seriously injures an Iraqi civilian. You keep waiting for it to happen, and you'd almost be OK with that one stray shot. Like the camera that put the audience behind the killer's mask in "Halloween," Bigelow has created a claustrophobic, soldier's-eye view ominous with paranoia, all too justifiable. It's hot and dusty. Everyone's dog-tired. You can almost taste the stress. Her camera jumps from one potential threat to another: is that garbage on the side of the road just litter? Why is that guy on the roof of the building across the street staring so intently?

Even the perfect set-up for the accidental killing of an Iraqi civilian—while defusing a roadside bomb, an observer goes for his cellphone—turns out to be justified. The Iraqi was an insurgent, using the phone to detonate the charge.

And this is where a supposedly apolitical film turns into a nasty bit of pro-U.S. propaganda. As the film critic Andrew Breitbart writes, "The Hurt Locker" stripped its Iraqi characters of their humanity "and turned [them] into story-props: villains, victims, foul-mouthed hustlers, or strange alien beings who keep an awkward distance and mourn the dead by yelling savagely at the sky."

For the purpose of this small film about a group of guys, one of whom is (laughably, as though such a character would be tolerated in an elite bomb squad unit) a go-it-alone cowboy who makes his comrades understandably nervous, it doesn't matter that they/the U.S. shouldn't be in Iraq in the first place. That can be for another film. (Indeed, it already was. David O. Russell's brilliant "Three Kings," a 1999 effort set in the 1991 Gulf War, presages the 2003 invasion and serves as its ultimate cinematic rebuke.)

Yet creative liberties have limits. One is historical truth. Unless you're making a live-action cartoon like "Inglorious Basterds," you can't make things up wholesale. But "The Hurt Locker" does. It creates an alternate universe to the one real Iraqis lived under in 2004, in which U.S. troops took as much care not to hurt civilians as AIG took with our taxdollars.

In the real world of U.S.-occupied Iraq in 2004, American soldiers were blowing away anyone who failed to slow down at (often unmarked) highway checkpoints. They were raping, robbing and murdering civilians for the fun of it. Countless soldiers recounted driving through towns and villages, randomly shooting at houses and people standing on the street. According to Iraq Body Count's extremely conservative estimate, between 8,000 and 10,000 Iraqis had been killed by April 2004. The truth was probably fiftyfold.

Marine Sergeant Jimmy Massey, 26, testified in December 2004 that men under his command killed "thirty-plus" civilians within 48 hours while manning a checkpoint in Baghdad. "I do know that we killed innocent civilians," Sgt. Massey said, stating that his unit fired between 200 and 500 rounds into four separate cars. Each had failed to respond to warning shots and hand signals.

In September 2004 the Knight-Ridder News Service reported that more Iraqi civilians had been killed by U.S. forces at checkpoints than by insurgents. "At the Baghdad morgue, Dr. Quasis Hassan Salem said he saw a family of eight brought in: three women, three men and two children. They were sleeping on their roof last month because it was hot inside. A military helicopter shot at them and killed them: 'I don't know why,'" said the wire service.

The reason for the bloodshed was simple: U.S. troops had been trained to shoot first, ask questions later. They didn't care about the civilians they were supposedly there to liberate. "My platoon had to learn [checkpoint techniques] on the fly," wrote Marine Captain Nathaniel Fick in The New York Times in March 2005. "For example, once while driving through a town, we cut down a traffic sign—a bright, red octagon with the word 'stop' written in Arabic—and used it at checkpoints. Who knows how many lives this simple act of theft may have saved?"

We don't see any of this in "The Hurt Locker," only good, confused American boys in uniform trying to muddle through a scary situation as best they can.

It is sad that a film so devoid of texture can earn critical plaudits. It is sadder that so few Americans can watch such a picture without losing their lunch. Not only is the history it seeks to revise ridiculously recent, one can only shudder in horror at the thought of what Iraqis and other Middle Easterners will think when pirated copies start showing up at local bazaars.

"The truth is 'The Hurt Locker' is very political," wrote Michael Moore. "It says the war is stupid and senseless and insane. It makes us consider why we have an army where people actually volunteer to do this." That's true. But the politics are terrible. And that's the wrong question.

We need to stop wallowing in self-indulgent, sentimental pap about how bad war is for the U.S. military forces that fight them. After all, the U.S. has started every war it has fought since 1945. What we should be considering is what our forces do to others in the course of invading and destroying their countries.

(Ted Rall is the author, with Pablo G. Callejo, of the graphic memoir "The Year of Loving Dangerously.")

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

March 2010 Ted Rall Newsletter

LAST CHANCE TO SEND ME BACK TO AFGHANISTAN

Thanks to Kickstarter.com, I have raised $9,325 out of the $25,000—for travel expenses, including bribes to avoid capture, etc.—that I need to go to Afghanistan and report back about the state of the Afghan people and the US occupation.

People have been very generous. 113 have pledged sums ranging from $10 to $1000. But time is running out.

I only have 24 days to raise the remaining $15,000+. If I don’t, all the pledges will be returned—those are the rules. So if you have been sitting on the fence and can help out, now would be a great time to make a pledge to support independent, unenbedded war correspondency.

Small donations are more than welcome, but I obviously could use some big ones too. Go to the following link and, as you will see, the bigger donations get me to come to your town and speak—feel free to charge for tickets, and you might even make a profit:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tedrall/comix-journalism-send-ted-rall-back-to-afghanista-0

This is the crunch time for this project.


BOOK DEAL FOR AFGHANISTAN BOOK

If I get the money to go, there will be a book. Hill & Wang, part of Farrar, Strauss & Giroux, which is known for publishing beautiful books including graphic novels, will publish the resulting tome, probably in Spring 2012.

People who pledge over a certain amount on Kickstarter.com will get copies of the book and/or personal thank-yous in the book!


NEW BOOK FOR FALL 2010: POLITICAL MANIFESTO

I have completed my new political manifesto, which argues that the United States government is headed toward economic and political collapse, and must, well, go. It is now being edited and will come out Fall 2009 from Seven Stories Press. Editorial cartoonist and graphic illustrator Matt Bors is working on the cover. Title to be announced; it’s currently too hot to release!


TED RALL ANIMATIONS ON YOUTUBE

I am producing, along with David Essman, some of the most outrageous political cartoons available in animation, for the Internet. But I won't be able to keep doing them unless some websites start paying for them. If you're working for a website interested in edgy political content, please check them out and get in touch. I am willing and able to package them with my weekly opinion columns.

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Up most recently, “In Search of the Democrats,” about the Party of Hope’s impotence.

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EVENTS - APRIL

Hey New Yorkers! I’ll be at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art ArtFest (MoCCA) April 10-11.


BUY A SIGNED COPY OF “THE YEAR OF LOVING DANGEROUSLY”

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DEMAND THAT YOUR NEWSPAPER CARRY ME!

The Internet is cool. But it doesn't pay. If you want to keep seeing good cartoons, write to your local newspaper and demand that they carry my stuff. It works more often than you'd think!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Cartoon for March 10, 2010

I can't imagine how Democrats think they'll be able to motivate their neglected, insulted and abused base this fall.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Libertarians gone wild! http://ping.fm/drRIs

Monday, March 08, 2010

Cartoon for March 8, 2010

True story: other countries are gearing up for a territorial Cold War over Arctic resources that are becoming accessible due to global warming--but the U.S. isn't involved because of climate change denialism.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Cartoon for March 5, 2010

Obama and Bush pursue the same policies on important issues, but only Bush catches liberal opprobrium.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Cartoon for March 3, 2010

It's like a Mexican standoff--no one wants to hire first.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Don't Be Evil—Edit It

A Different Take on the Italian Google Verdict

Should I be allowed to smear you?

That's the question journalists ought to be asking in the wake of an Italian court decision that found Google criminally responsible for content uploaded to one of its sites. (The case revolved around the video of an autistic boy getting beaten up in Turin. The father sued, successfully arguing that his son's privacy had been violated. Three Google executives were handed six-month suspended sentences in absentia.)

Instead, the story has been framed as an attack on freedom of speech.

"The Web as we know it will cease to exist" if the ruling stands, claim Google's lawyers.

"It absolutely is a threat," affirms Danny O'Brien of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. "If intermediaries like Google or the person who hosts your website can be thrown in jail in any country for the acts of other people and suddenly have a legal obligation to pre-screen everything anyone says on their website before putting it online, the tools for free speech that everyone uses on the Net would grind to a halt."

Even the State Department has issued public statements supporting Google.

The more I think about it, however, the more I think it's time to civilize "the Web as we know it."

Let's return to the question I asked at the beginning of this column: Should I be able to libel you as, say, a drug-addicted child pornographer?

This column appears in print newspapers. If I were to write that you were (for example) a drug-addicted child pornographer, my editors would ask me if it was true and demand that I source my allegation. Worried about getting sued, they'd either redact the relevant section or refuse to run the piece entirely if I couldn't answer them satisfactorily.

And editors should be worried—publications are legally liable for what they print.

On the other hand, there are no gatekeepers online. Because there are pesky editors worried about getting sued online, I can post that atrocious lie about you being a drugged-out kiddie porn entrepreneur to my blog and to my Facebook page in a matter of seconds. I can sum it up on Twitter. Within a few hours, thousands of people will have read it. They might forward it to tens of thousands of their friends—two of whom might be your spouse and your boss. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Of course, you could sue me. But because I'm not rich, there's no big paycheck down the road. You'll have a hard time finding a lawyer.

Not in Italy, though. Lawyers, juries and judges would look at my blog, which is hosted by Blogger, which owned by Google. They'd ask: what difference does it make whether Ted Rall's column ran on Blogger or appeared in The New York Times? Answer: there is no difference. Without a medium—printed or online—the libel wouldn't have occurred.

In Italy, these Internet companies would have to dig deep into their very-deep pockets and pay you for the harm done to your reputation if the column ran.

Google and other self-styled "intermediary" online companies argue that they shouldn't be held responsible for material hosted and posted on their services because they don't have editors and aren't selecting the content. "They didn't upload it, they didn't film it, they didn't review it and yet they have been found guilty," said Google's senior communications manager, Bill Echikson, of the three execs.

This reasoning is common in the online world. Several years ago I learned that NYTimes.com didn't have editors—it had programmers. It was astonishing. Syndicated and wire-service content was uploaded directly to the site without anyone at the Old Gray Lady's online version bothering to even take a look-see and make sure things were spelled correctly, much less check to be sure it's accurate or, say, non-libelous. Among this unedited content were my cartoons. Naturally, one or two a year—out of 150—were controversial. If they'd had an editor, they probably wouldn't have run those particular pieces. But editors cost dollars, and newspapers are pinching pennies. Ultimately the paper canceled all of my cartoons. It was easier and cheaper than hiring an editor.

I suspect that courts, and not just in Italy, will see Google's "free speech" argument—"We don't review content! We let anyone post anything they want whenever they want!"—as less of a defense than an admission of culpability. After all, Google chooses not to review content, at least in part to reduce their costs.

It might be different if Google and other Internet aggregators weren't for-profit enterprises. It also might be different if they were what they say they are: service providers. You can't sue a service provider for the nature of the content it carries. The phone company merely provides a platform; it can't be sued if someone uses their lines to slander you.

From a legal standpoint Google is an old-fashioned content provider, relying on a business model that is no different from The New York Times. They post content—much of it stolen—in order to generate ad revenue.

Of course, Google is a little edgier than The Times. A late 2009 study by the Fair Syndication Consortium found that the company was responsible for 53 percent of the overall piracy of copyrighted newspaper articles online. Google illegally scanned millions of books without asking the authors' permissions. And the ad money rolled in—$1.97 billion in profits during Q4 of 2009 alone.

It's not like Google can't afford to hire an editorial staff. Shouldn't they have to make sure that, for example, I don't libel you as some crazy porn gangster?

(Ted Rall is the author, with Pablo G. Callejo, of the graphic memoir "The Year of Loving Dangerously.")

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

Monday, March 01, 2010

Cartoon for March 1, 2010

This one was inspired by the recent publication of several books about bored rich white people searching for spiritual whatever.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Cartoon for February 26, 2010

Over a year--still no accomplishments. But liberals still keep making excuses for Obama. Why can't we get such soft treatment at work?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Union of the Unemployed

Well, folks, it's happened. The unemployed now officially have a union. They have chapters across the country after only a month in existence.

Take note, President Obombya. Couldn't have happened without you.


Susan

Cartoon for February 24, 2010

After a blizzard hit Washington, right-wing morons argued that it proved that climate change was a hoax. Why don't they draw the opposite conclusion from a heat wave?

Monday, February 22, 2010

SYNDICATED COLUMN: Say It's So, Tiger

In Defense of Tiger Woods and Good Fun Sex

Why does Tiger Woods owe us an apology?

Let's assume that all the accusations of serial philandering are true. That no waitress was safe from his charms. What right do we, the public, have to be upset?

Woods never presented himself as a pillar of moral virtue. He marketed himself as a great golfer. His job was to knock balls into holes—which he did. He didn't cheat at golf.

Nowhere in America lives a kid who looked up to Tiger because he thought he was faithful to his wife.

Woods wasn't some right-wing hypocrite. He didn't preach. His church was the Chapel of Sports Excellence.

Apologize? What for?

I'm not even sure he owes his wife an apology. According to various reports (although I fathom not how said accounts were sourced), Woods' wife lost interest in sex after having kids. If she turned colder, oh well. Things happen. Tiger didn't have the right to demand that she put out. But he had every right—the duty, even, if there was to be any chance of his keeping his family intact from divorce—to have some fun on the side.

If Mrs. Woods wanted it ten times a day, on the other hand, he owes her an apology. Her. Not us.

Yet the media is tearing Tiger a new one. "The fact that he isn't allowing questions and is positioning his friends and handpicked reporters as props [at his tele-apology] is the height of arrogance," publicist Nick Ragone told The New York Post. "At some point, he'll be shamed into doing a true mea culpa." Another PR flack said: "He didn't think enough of his fans back then [three months ago, when the scandal broke] to do the right thing."

"Mea culpa"? What for? "Think enough of his fans"? How is Tiger's sex life the business of his fans? Although, personally, I was surprised to find out he was straight. But I digress.

More than 150 years ago, Nathaniel Hawthorne posited that America's original sin was its Puritan heritage. Isn't it time we grew up?

Several years ago a book appeared with a provocative title: Against Love. Who could be against love, I wondered, and why? Not the author, Laura Kipnis. "Clearly no one can be against love," she writes. It turned out that she was actually against monogamy. Monogamy, Kipnis argued, stifles passion.

"Adultery is basically a referendum on the sustainability of monogamy, which means a referendum on the basic premises of modern coupled life, namely that desire will persist throughout a decades-long relationship, " writes Kipnis. "If it doesn't apparently you're supposed to either give up sex, or 'work harder' at it. Adultery is the collective—if secretive—rebellion against these strictures, but also a backdoor way of experimenting with possibilities for more gratification than what we're officially allowed, a workshop for wanting "more" that what current social institutions provide."

So why did she choose that title? I don't know for sure, but I bet the fact that opposing love is less controversial than opposing monogamous relationships had something to do with it.

What's surprising is that people act so shocked when you speak out against monogamy. If a make of car failed as often as monogamy does, if it burst into flames half the time you took it out for a ride—that's the divorce rate—it would be recalled. Monogamous marriage is so widely recognized as a lemon that it has spawned countless pop culture parodies ("The Lockhorns" comic strip, the "Married with Children" TV show).

People talk about elderly married couples who are still happy and in love in the hushed, reverential tones used while standing in front of the "Mona Lisa" the first time or witnessing a UFO landing in front of the White House. If a car almost never worked, its manufacturers would be thrown in prison.

Tiger Woods, in other words, is merely the latest of billions of human beings who have been victimized by a crummy, worthless system that has only been around less than one percent of human history, one that everyone hates but is afraid to admit. He hates it, his wife hates it, most of us hate it. Yet we all pay it lip service.

Truth be told, the Tiger Woods "scandal" exists mainly in the minds of media gatekeepers. The topic was discussed in bars and break rooms and cafes, but nary a "what a pig!" has been heard. The reason is obvious: most Americans have cheated. Some have as many lovers as Tiger.

Against logic and reason, the fidelity hoax goes on. Tiger Woods isn't a sex addict—he's a human being who likes to have sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Tiger Woods shouldn't apologize—he should teach classes.

(Ted Rall is the author, with Pablo G. Callejo, of the graphic memoir "The Year of Loving Dangerously.")

COPYRIGHT 2010 TED RALL

Cartoon for February 22, 2010

Finally, Americans are poor-poor: they can't earn money, pull it out of savings, or even borrow it.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Cartoon for February 19, 2010

Inspired by an observation by a pundit on MSNBC. Both the president's healthcare and economic plans are widely acknowledged as too little to work--but they're all that's politically feasible. Seems like it's the system that's unfeasible.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Animation: "In Search of" http://ping.fm/PLLgA